Bama

April Fools! (it's still April 1 here)

On the upside though, I *am* trying to convince her into attending one of the shows this year. Usually I get a cat paw across my face at dinner for any mention of such an idea but she didn't smack me this time!

Zebra

That's a pretty good one!

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MicroChick

So, at least tell us why Beth NEVER wants anyone to see her?

Will her beauty blind all those who see her?

Why such a mystery?

Bama

It doesn't have anything to do with "mystery", some folks are just more private than others. Myself, I've only been to 3 or 4 shows and I've been in the biz since 97.

She's an incredible conversationalist, forgotten more than I'll ever know about this business, caring, friendly and easy on the eyes.

I actually was going to try and talk her into doing a Vegas show this year but Internext is in Hollywood this year and what the hell is there to do in Hollywood besides hang out with Lawrence Conner and stalk a few celebs??

ADL Colin

Got me, Bama

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Peaches

There are only 4 people I know who have met PK! Bama being one of them. But of those 4, the only one I'VE never met is Bama

Paranoid_android

LOL I can't ever get her to reply to my emails :P

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Bama

You've had your chances to though! The only shows I've considered going to were the Vegas shows and if that stays in Hollywood, that's really going to limit my choices.

I prefer functions where you can actually talk to the people you've traveled to meet - not stand in a room that's wall to wall elbows with no place to sit, music so loud you have to scream and a couple girls dancing around nekkid for entertainment with adult webmasters who act like they've never seen one before. I like a naked girl as much as the next guy, but that's not my kind of venue.

MissEve

Ahem! You've met at least two other people who have met PK!

MissEve

I can't read, nevermind! lol

CaroMark

Internext is much more casual and a friendly atmosphere as compared to Las Vegas, but we would love to see the two of you here in Tampa, FL!

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Bama

Miss Eve has always been on my "wanna meet" list.

She's on my "wanna play naked twister" list too but with my luck, some-how-some-way, I just know I'd wind up with KC's balls pressed against my head when the arrow winds up on Blue Square and well, that just doesn't play out in real life like it does in my mind.

MicroChick

From what you are saying, you would enjoy The Phoenix Show. No bad complaints have been posted about that show.

Why do you feel it necessary to defend PK's invisibility? She doesn't want to be seen. I've been there, done that. She gets away with it because people want to use her site for business. Porn sucks, and most people in it are not the most desirable people in the world. She is better off hiding behind her keyboard.

PK is lucky to have you as a friend. Something doesn't ring true about you, bama wama.

SleazyDream

would def love to meet beth.


i heard she still wears my panties. (ask her)

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Bama

I don't defend her decision not to attend any of the conventions because there's nothing TO defend.

Attending is either a "need to attend" or "want to attend" event.

PK certainly doesn't "need" to attend - with her longevity in the business, advertisers and contacts come to her so it certainly falls into the "want to attend" category and I understand her not attending.

I wouldn't care if you and 10 of your finest looking friends had honey dripping off your boobs and the moon was shimmering off your oil covered butt cheeks... if you told me to come with you to an all day spa followed by a night of bar hopping - I'd tell ya' that I'm was going to stay at the house, order a pizza and see if there are any pay-per-view boxing on the tube cause all day spa's followed by bar hopping just ain't my thing.

I wouldn't need to "defend" that decision any more than I would need to defend why I don't enjoy eating liver and onions!

I'm at the point in my career that I don't "need" to attend any of the shows and, if I remember correctly, I think the last one I attended was 2 or 3 years ago but I'd like to get 1 or 2 more shows under my belt just because I "want" to meet a few folks I've yet to have a drink or break bread with.

I've known Colin and Khan (from Ynot) since 97 but never met them. I've never met Sleazy MissEve or Peaches but would like to.

Not because I'll ever do any business with them - chance are I never will, but they certainly fall into my "want to" category.

Now I think I'm gonna' have to add MicroChick to that list so if I see you at one of the shows, I'll buy you a drink and we can chat..... you dipping your boobs in honey is optional

Ragging Rhino

I agree Bama. The shows don't interest me either.
The last and only show, I have been to was in Orlando, 1997.
The ONLY reason, I went was back then, I was nominated for "Best Overall Site of 1997" when I had LiveXXXCam. Then, the ONLY reason, I went was because Bannermaster Matt told me, I'd look like a Smuck, if I did win.
But, I knew, I had no chance. I was going up again Ron Levi and Cyberotica and few others.
Hell, I was the 'little guy" then.
But, I got to sit at the AVN awards show with RB and Mike Gatefold, Terri Wells. God, Mike Gatefold is a nut...lol
But that was good times that night.
Other than that..it was what you discribed.

Only person, I'd like to meet nowdays is Peekers.
Back then, she helped me alot and I talked to her daily on YNOT's java chat room.

Damn..those were the good ol days..

Ace_luffy

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You and Beth should come to the RedneckGetaway...

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Sharky

PK is one of those people I have always wanted to meet in this biz. If there were a chance she'd go to a show, I'd be there for sure!

Want a place to stay in Tampa PK? ;-)

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Pleasurepays

hahahahahaa

fucking classic. i'll supply the honey.

this is her pic... so you can spot her in a crowd.

microchick - aka confucy

MicroChick

Boy, you sure do hate me, Pleasure. I know why, and I know who you are. That picture has been floating around the internet for years. You and Gonzo love me.....you really love me.

Bottom line, asshole. Go suck a dick.

Pleasurepays

why would i hate you? i used to masturbate to the image i had in my mind of the young, fit girl you used to claim you were, while you were spending the better part of 8 years making extremely vicous personal attacks against countless people and companies doing everything possible to hurt them and their businesses. odd and disturbing behavior from someone who has never even owned an adult website to begin with.

how have you been? any new restraining orders or missed court dates since you've been away?

MicroChick

Because you are a lying stalker who believes whatever suits your needs. The person you defend laughs at you. You are such a fool. Look at your life. Are you happy? Your life revolves around the life of others.

Bye Bye, gofer.

TheAmericanCannibal

Bama is the Keyser Soze of the adult biz....
And one guy I am proud to know.

MicroChick

bama, why would you start a PK thread which is untrue when it draws attention to the privacy of this woman? After all these years, PK will never show her face, nor should she. Her business has thrived without her meeting anyone. For whatever reason, she chooses to stay behind the scenes. It has worked for her.

Bama

I need a frying pan upside my head for not knowing that! But now that's been said, things do fall into place.

The hostility, the subtle (and not so subtle) baits. I allowed them, in so much as they served my purposes, but surely they were unwarranted.

MicroChick,

I'm quite well known around these parts and the folks I deal with don't find me through any signatures or profile views I may or may not have on the boards...but I couldn't help but notice that you don't promote any webmaster service through your profile. You don't mention any websites you are affiliated with on any level and you give no information regarding who you are..

One might suggest you deal with your own "behind the scenes" privacy issues prior to jumping on any bandwagons of free flowing advice for how others choose to conduct their business.

To answer your question however, the post was a joke. Aside from you, every one "got" it. I've explained, to the best of my ability and without the presumption of speaking for anyone, why I thought someone may or may not choose to attend a show but I feel it's a lost cause.

The horse is dead and I'm tired of beating it.... and upon further reflection and taking into account the updated information, will graciously recant on that drink invitation - honey dipped boobs or not!

Peaches

I agree - the smaller "gathererings" are so much better. For years I went to shows just to meet people I dealt with on the interweb. Now that I'm back to being able to do that again at shows, I find there's not so much a reason to go, since I've met just about everyone (except Bama, of course ;) )!! But I do miss people which is why I visit around seeing them outside the shows

Bama, I need a trip out west. Let me lose some weight so I can fit into some clothes - you do NOT want me showing up nude. Trust me. I'll see if we can rope Miss Eve in too

Pleasurepays

uhmmm... ok. i dont know what any of that means... much less what i lied about or who i stalked. i dont know why an actual stalker of convicted felons thinking they are enjoying some sort of twisted prison romance, would call me a stalker. sounds more like you are projecting. never the less, i dont have anything to say to you and you just don't matter, online... or offline.

but seriously, thanks for playing "No one likes you anyway - the board game".

Sharpie

Bama - you almost gave me a heart attack!

Immediately my mind was trying to figure out what we could do special for her, followed by I was gonna have to go find more rooms, for everyone who would like to meet her:-) Funny how quickly things can go through your mind in 2 seconds.......

Sure would be a great way to celebrate our 10th Anniversary!

MicroChick

Who the fuck are you, bama? Beth knows who I am, and I certainly know all about her, on and off the boards.

You have no right to know one damn thing about me unless I choose to tell you. I will tell you right now, that I have more porn experience than you, and Beth knows exactly why I am undercover like her.

So, go about your business like Pleasure, who knows nothing abut me, and take your honey covered bodies and do your thing.

Bama

I'm just a porn surfer - yeah, that's it!

HeadPimp

Ah you wacky and secretive Redmond-ites.

Pleasurepays

ha.. i live in bellevue. suns out. life is good.

darnit

I wouldn't be so sure about that one sweetie.

Bama is a fucking dinosaur of porn. A pornosaur if you will...

Bam's you know i mean that in the best possible way.

MicroChick

HE AIN'T NO PK, FM, or KB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ragging Rhino

lmao..Damn..I forgot all about confucy.
She is still around?
I remember the old days with people pissing up a storm with her.
Especially, Confucy and Serge were classic.

Bama

I told ya' - I'm just an old porn surfer.

In any event, I can tell that in what ever small circle of <cough> friends </cough> you socialize with - you desperately need to save face by getting in the last word and "one up'ing" me. Taking into consideration that I neither seek nor need your approval or validation, if that's what it takes for you to close your eyes when you lay your head (or heads) on the pillow - consider it a gift from me - you shall have it.

Further conversation with ya' is a lot like bad chili from the night before... the more you give it any thought, the more it makes your ass hole pucker when you realize there's more hot air in your immediate future!

Flame Away - I want you sleeping peacefully tonight!

darnit

I dont even know why i have dogs in this fight. I guess its just my love for alabama

CLASSIC.

MicroChick

bama, you come across as a nice guy. Just because I don't know you doesn't mean that you aren't somebody special to somone or many someones.

You were set to add me to your list of people you might want to meet, and then idiot Pleasure puts me down, and you backed down like Don Imus. I am so sick of people judging me when they don't know me.

I wasn't flaming. I was protecting myself, and if you don't know the difference, then shame on you, old porn surfer.

I sleep qute well without flaming.

MicroChick

When I tried to use the *confucy* name on GFY years ago, it was taken.

Those were fun days with Serge in the beginning. He loved it when I stirred up shit. He was my mentor. That isn't something I think is a good thing, but he taught me not to take boards seriously, and I thank him for that.