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quiet · 08-13-2002, 02:31 PM

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html

have you ever 'been' with one? i wonder if it would sell as a niche - guys fucking real dolls. or the other way around.

kmanrox · 08-13-2002, 02:34 PM

my friend banged a couple for the company to be put on tape for promo or something

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 02:35 PM

http://www.chrisrenee.com/

Somebody's making bank from dolls.

boldy · 08-13-2002, 02:35 PM

nice dolls, still they look like dead people ... yummy

got .... to... get... one

FATPad · 08-13-2002, 02:48 PM

Is there any difference in banging a real doll and banging one of today's porn stars? They look similar, they're made of similar material...hmmm...

Roald · 08-13-2002, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boldy
nice dolls, still they look like dead people ... yummy

got .... to... get... one

Or two so you can do a 3some ;-)

Q.

Pipecrew · 08-13-2002, 02:57 PM

Holy fuck, 6k USD for one of these

I'd hit it

again

kmanrox · 08-13-2002, 02:59 PM

a real doll would rule, i aspire!

[Labret] · 08-13-2002, 03:00 PM

First thing.

Remove its legs, give it home made prison style tattoos, gouge out eyeballs.

-=HOAX=- · 08-13-2002, 03:05 PM

I swear to god I would fuck one of those things so HARD, and SO OFTEN!

quiet · 08-13-2002, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boldy

so many possibilities

Wilbo · 08-13-2002, 03:21 PM

A while back ARS was hiring. I offered to be the security guard for the Real Dolls, but they never responded

sexyclicks · 08-13-2002, 03:46 PM

From website: "standard female model: $5749.00"

TheDoc · 08-13-2002, 04:27 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1757085422

Used???? Don't think so

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 05:06 PM

More on the real doll.....from their site....

"Other enhancements currently available:

1. Interactive sensory response system: This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00

2. Hip Gyration system: This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. 

With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating,

just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh.

Shooter · 08-13-2002, 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheDoc
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1757085422

Used???? Don't think so

I washed it out really well dude

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
a real doll would rule, i aspire!

ha, and kboy has called ME a lonely man howmany times???

Oh my sides are aching

fear · 08-13-2002, 05:38 PM

Wonder what happens if you get a system error in Windows during the action...?

TheApostate · 08-13-2002, 05:48 PM

http://www.realdollpics.com/, for some reason i don't remember this being a paysite, maybe i saw a bunch of pics someone stole, i dunno

TSharp · 08-13-2002, 05:52 PM

i wish i had the money for 1 of these.

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fear
Wonder what happens if you get a system error in Windows during the action...?

Things get real ugly.....

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/toothsnatches.jpg">

cold_ice · 08-13-2002, 05:58 PM

Fuck this shit is freaky. Nothing like the real thing. Even if its a girl thats a little ugly or whatever but its real and not so creepy.

Catalinas · 08-13-2002, 06:02 PM

Scary....

-=HOAX=- · 08-13-2002, 06:05 PM

Bring on the creepiness!! I already posted the fact that I'd fuck one of these things as content...looks like I'm a day late and about 6k short...what's new.

Thought: Is fucking one of these things cheating?

Sure I could see dinner and a movie being construed as an affair, but what about beta testing the backdoor?

Brad Mitchell · 08-13-2002, 06:17 PM

I think I'd have sex with a Real Doll. I wonder if my wife would consider that cheating? lol

Brad

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 06:20 PM

Pros of owning a realdoll --

She'll never get sick.
Never be on the rag
never have pms
no headaches
she'll never cheat
no arguing
no bitching
no whining
no spending
no scrapping over the remote
easy to cook for
she'll take a bath with you anytime
she'll never get pregnant (a big plus for some guys)
No condom needed
she'll never get fat
no cellulite
she'll always be gorgeous (unless you let her catch fire)
She's a good listener

and those tits!

For some, the above list of "pros" may not be enough.
here are some more pros......

The doll will never.......

- bitch at you every time it's boys night out.
- drag you all over town shopping.
- bitch at you to mow the lawn, take out trash, etc etc.
- Yak on the phone with her mother for 3 hours a day.
- have her hair in curlers and green muck on her face at night.
- borrow the car.
- cry because you forgot ----insert date-----
- give you "the look" when you let one rip in bed.
- discontinue blowjob when you fart while she's down there.
- make you turn off "the game" and watch chick flick.
- answer the phone while you're munching her carpet.

Anyone thought of any "cons" yet?

cold_ice · 08-13-2002, 06:21 PM

Okay ladies you grils need to post here I want to see how you will feel if your man is banging this shit or if you dont have a man post how you feel anyway.

quiet · 08-13-2002, 06:25 PM

damn, it looks like CD has put some real thought into the issue.

i'd hate to have to do clean-up afterwards. i guess that's what employees are for...

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 06:25 PM

Yes ladies, let's hear it.

<img SRC="http://www.realdoll.com/images/014.jpg">

"Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!"
~ Howard Stern

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cold_ice · 08-13-2002, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Pros of owning a realdoll --

Anyone thought of any "cons" yet?

How about not being able to
kiss you
hug you
saying I love you
giving you that sexy look
a wink
a smile
jacking you off
grabbing your butt during sex
good BJs
Warmth
smell
making her laugh

and many more. I want the real shit!!! And some of the shit you dont want your girl to do is shit I dont mind if she does to me.

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 06:33 PM

Where the fuck is [Le Brat] when you need him?

QGals · 08-13-2002, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cold_ice

How about not being able to
kiss you
hug you
saying I love you
giving you that sexy look
a wink
a smile
jacking you off
grabbing your butt during sex
good BJs
Warmth
smell
making her laugh

and many more. I want the real shit!!! And some of the shit you dont want your girl to do is shit I dont mind if she does to me.

the gay doll has all those options

HS-Trixxxia · 08-13-2002, 08:43 PM

Where on earth would you keep her?

Someone opens a closet door *by mistake* and it seems like you are hiding a dead body in your closet, they call the cops and you explain that it's your sex toy and then you show them all the features and try to sell the entire idea to the cops -

Yup quiet, you may be onto something ;-)
I can see this as a new craze! Hopefully it will be a 50% commission!?!

hehehe.... Not...

CDSmith · 08-13-2002, 09:09 PM

They come packed in a special type of shipping container, and if I'm not mistaken I believe you can slap a padlock on it.

But I'm not sure. Why not deadbolt the closet? Ya, and pepper spray anyone who goes near it.

Exxxotica · 08-13-2002, 09:56 PM

Lets not forget the Doll made specifically for GFY'rs

<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/tarddoll.jpg">

HS-Trixxxia · 08-14-2002, 05:38 AM

Could you imagine your kids walking in your room (if you have any) or someone ringing the doorbell while you're trying to get it on with your doll (and you've programmed the doll to moan and groan)? Too friggen scary. It's like doing a corpse!

quiet · 08-14-2002, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
Could you imagine your kids walking in your room (if you have any) or someone ringing the doorbell while you're trying to get it on with your doll (and you've programmed the doll to moan and groan)? Too friggen scary. It's like doing a corpse!

imagine your kid walking in while your in the middle of fucking that hot blonde 18 yr old down the street.

pipp · 08-14-2002, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica
Lets not forget the Doll made specifically for GFY'rs

<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/tarddoll.jpg">

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HomeGrown · 08-14-2002, 06:41 AM

Damn, I wish I had $6,000. HeHe.

Kat - Fast · 08-14-2002, 01:18 PM

seen the mpg on this page?

http://www.chrisrenee.com/Guest/guest.html looks pretty realistic!

Why hide the little cutie? Just put another chair beside the PC and put a few clothes on her... hell, I'd cart her around on the back of my bike

08-13-2002, 02:31 PM	#1
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	real dolls http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html have you ever 'been' with one? i wonder if it would sell as a niche - guys fucking real dolls. or the other way around. __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

08-13-2002, 02:34 PM	#2
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	my friend banged a couple for the company to be put on tape for promo or something __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-13-2002, 02:35 PM	#3
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	http://www.chrisrenee.com/ Somebody's making bank from dolls. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-13-2002, 02:35 PM	#4
boldy Macdaddy coder Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: MacDaddy pimp coder Posts: 2,806	nice dolls, still they look like dead people ... yummy got .... to... get... one __________________ MacDaddy Coder. Last edited by boldy; 08-13-2002 at 02:43 PM..

08-13-2002, 02:57 PM	#7
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	Holy fuck, 6k USD for one of these I'd hit it again Last edited by Pipecrew; 08-13-2002 at 02:59 PM..

08-13-2002, 02:48 PM	#5
FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Is there any difference in banging a real doll and banging one of today's porn stars? They look similar, they're made of similar material...hmmm...

08-13-2002, 02:59 PM	#8
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,293	a real doll would rule, i aspire! __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-13-2002, 03:00 PM	#9
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	First thing. Remove its legs, give it home made prison style tattoos, gouge out eyeballs.

08-13-2002, 03:05 PM	#10
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	I swear to god I would fuck one of those things so HARD, and SO OFTEN! __________________ Insert Value Here.

08-13-2002, 03:21 PM	#12
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	A while back ARS was hiring. I offered to be the security guard for the Real Dolls, but they never responded

08-13-2002, 03:46 PM	#13
sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	From website: "standard female model: $5749.00"

08-13-2002, 04:27 PM	#14
TheDoc Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Currently Incognito Posts: 13,827	http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1757085422 Used???? Don't think so __________________ ~TheDoc - ICQ7765825 It's all disambiguation

08-13-2002, 05:06 PM	#15
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	More on the real doll.....from their site.... "<b>Other enhancements currently available:</b> 1. Interactive sensory response system: <i>This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00</i> 2. Hip Gyration system: <i>This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. </i> With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating, just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-13-2002, 05:38 PM	#18
fear Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 379	Wonder what happens if you get a system error in Windows during the action...?

08-13-2002, 05:48 PM	#19
TheApostate Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 589	http://www.realdollpics.com/, for some reason i don't remember this being a paysite, maybe i saw a bunch of pics someone stole, i dunno

08-13-2002, 05:52 PM	#20
TSharp Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 120	i wish i had the money for 1 of these.

08-13-2002, 05:58 PM	#22
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Fuck this shit is freaky. Nothing like the real thing. Even if its a girl thats a little ugly or whatever but its real and not so creepy.

08-13-2002, 06:02 PM	#23
Catalinas Registered User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Las Vegas, Nevada Posts: 346	Scary....

08-13-2002, 06:05 PM	#24
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Bring on the creepiness!! I already posted the fact that I'd fuck one of these things as content...looks like I'm a day late and about 6k short...what's new. Thought: Is fucking one of these things cheating? Sure I could see dinner and a movie being construed as an affair, but what about beta testing the backdoor? __________________ Insert Value Here.

08-13-2002, 06:17 PM	#25
Brad Mitchell Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Southfield, MI Posts: 9,813	I think I'd have sex with a Real Doll. I wonder if my wife would consider that cheating? lol Brad __________________ President at MojoHost \| brad at mojohost dot com \| Skype MojoHostBrad 71 industry awards for hosting and professional excellence since 1999

08-13-2002, 06:20 PM	#26
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Pros of owning a realdoll -- She'll never get sick. Never be on the rag never have pms no headaches she'll never cheat no arguing no bitching no whining no spending no scrapping over the remote easy to cook for she'll take a bath with you anytime she'll never get pregnant (a big plus for some guys) No condom needed she'll never get fat no cellulite she'll always be gorgeous (unless you let her catch fire) She's a good listener and those tits! For some, the above list of "pros" may not be enough. here are some more pros...... The doll will <u>never</u>....... - bitch at you every time it's boys night out. - drag you all over town shopping. - bitch at you to mow the lawn, take out trash, etc etc. - Yak on the phone with her mother for 3 hours a day. - have her hair in curlers and green muck on her face at night. - borrow the car. - cry because you forgot ----insert date----- - give you "the look" when you let one rip in bed. - discontinue blowjob when you fart while she's down there. - make you turn off "the game" and watch chick flick. - answer the phone while you're munching her carpet. Anyone thought of any "cons" yet? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-13-2002, 06:21 PM	#27
cold_ice Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: cali Posts: 3,027	Okay ladies you grils need to post here I want to see how you will feel if your man is banging this shit or if you dont have a man post how you feel anyway.

08-13-2002, 06:25 PM	#28
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	damn, it looks like CD has put some real thought into the issue. i'd hate to have to do clean-up afterwards. i guess that's what employees are for... __________________ we'll miss you our friend. RIP

08-13-2002, 06:33 PM	#31
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Where the fuck is [Le Brat] when you need him? __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-13-2002, 08:43 PM	#33
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Where on earth would you keep her? Someone opens a closet door by mistake and it seems like you are hiding a dead body in your closet, they call the cops and you explain that it's your sex toy and then you show them all the features and try to sell the entire idea to the cops - Yup quiet, you may be onto something ;-) I can see this as a new craze! Hopefully it will be a 50% commission!?! hehehe.... Not...

08-13-2002, 09:09 PM	#34
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	They come packed in a special type of shipping container, and if I'm not mistaken I believe you can slap a padlock on it. But I'm not sure. Why not deadbolt the closet? Ya, and pepper spray anyone who goes near it. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-13-2002, 09:56 PM	#35
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Lets not forget the Doll made specifically for GFY'rs <img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/tarddoll.jpg"> __________________ Needs some really great hosting? Black Seven note: I do not work for Blackseven... Im just grateful for their kick ass hosting...so quit bothering them when I hurt your feelings... pussy

08-14-2002, 05:38 AM	#36
HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	Could you imagine your kids walking in your room (if you have any) or someone ringing the doorbell while you're trying to get it on with your doll (and you've programmed the doll to moan and groan)? Too friggen scary. It's like doing a corpse!

08-14-2002, 06:41 AM	#39
HomeGrown Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 345	Damn, I wish I had $6,000. HeHe.

08-14-2002, 01:18 PM	#40
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	seen the mpg on this page? http://www.chrisrenee.com/Guest/guest.html looks pretty realistic! Why hide the little cutie? Just put another chair beside the PC and put a few clothes on her... hell, I'd cart her around on the back of my bike