real dolls
 

http://www.realdoll.com/dolls.html

have you ever 'been' with one? i wonder if it would sell as a niche - guys fucking real dolls. or the other way around.

my friend banged a couple for the company to be put on tape for promo or something

http://www.chrisrenee.com/


Somebody's making bank from dolls.

nice dolls, still they look like dead people ... yummy


got .... to... get... one :arcadefre

http://freetgpsubmitter.com/fun/cumshot.jpg

:1orglaugh

Is there any difference in banging a real doll and banging one of today's porn stars? They look similar, they're made of similar material...hmmm...

Or two so you can do a 3some ;-)

Q.

Holy fuck, 6k USD for one of these







I'd hit it


http://www.realdoll.com/images/amanda12.jpg


again

a real doll would rule, i aspire!

First thing.

Remove its legs, give it home made prison style tattoos, gouge out eyeballs.

I swear to god I would fuck one of those things so HARD, and SO OFTEN!

so many possibilities

A while back ARS was hiring. I offered to be the security guard for the Real Dolls, but they never responded :(

From website: "standard female model: $5749.00"

:eek7

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=1757085422

Used???? Don't think so :)

More on the real doll.....from their site....

"<b>Other enhancements currently available:</b>

1. Interactive sensory response system: <i>This system is composed of sensors embedded in the Realdoll's breasts, vaginal and anal entries. The doll is connected via an ethernet cable (up to 100') to your PC, and when the various sensors are triggered by activity, the doll will respond with sensor specific audio. The software will run on any Windows based PC, and is completely user editable; The directories for each sensor can be editied to the user's taste by adding or subtracting specific audio files. This system is currently offered in limited quantity. Please check with us for availablity if you are interested in adding this option to your order. The price for this option is currently $1500.00</i>

2. Hip Gyration system: <i>This is a robotic actuator that is embedded in the Realdoll's chest/abdomen area. When activated by the external control unit, the doll will gyrate her hips in a pre-programmed pattern loop. Eventually this pattern will also be editable. The unit runs on 24 volts DC, and is UL Listed. The actuator itself has been able to lift up to 500 lbs and uses a state of the art control system which includes an automatic clutch system that will allow slippage if too much weight is present. This eliminates the possibility of damaging the actuator or the Realdoll. </i>


With accessories, add-on options and shipping this doll could run you close to $10k. But there's no bitching, no yapping, no backtalking, no whining, no high maintenance, no arguing, no headaches, no spending, no cheating,

just lovie-dovie whenever you feel the urge to merge. Ayuh.

I washed it out really well dude

ha, and kboy has called ME a lonely man howmany times???



Oh my sides are aching :1orglaugh

Wonder what happens if you get a system error in Windows during the action...?

http://www.realdollpics.com/, for some reason i don't remember this being a paysite, maybe i saw a bunch of pics someone stole, i dunno

i wish i had the money for 1 of these. :winkwink:

Things get real ugly.....

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/toothsnatches.jpg">

Fuck this shit is freaky. Nothing like the real thing. Even if its a girl thats a little ugly or whatever but its real and not so creepy. :2 cents:

Scary....

Bring on the creepiness!! I already posted the fact that I'd fuck one of these things as content...looks like I'm a day late and about 6k short...what's new.


Thought: Is fucking one of these things cheating?

Sure I could see dinner and a movie being construed as an affair, but what about beta testing the backdoor?

I think I'd have sex with a Real Doll. I wonder if my wife would consider that cheating? lol

Brad

Pros of owning a realdoll --

She'll never get sick.
Never be on the rag
never have pms
no headaches
she'll never cheat
no arguing
no bitching
no whining
no spending
no scrapping over the remote
easy to cook for
she'll take a bath with you anytime
she'll never get pregnant (a big plus for some guys)
No condom needed
she'll never get fat
no cellulite
she'll always be gorgeous (unless you let her catch fire)
She's a good listener

and those tits!

For some, the above list of "pros" may not be enough.
here are some more pros......

The doll will <u>never</u>.......

- bitch at you every time it's boys night out.
- drag you all over town shopping.
- bitch at you to mow the lawn, take out trash, etc etc.
- Yak on the phone with her mother for 3 hours a day.
- have her hair in curlers and green muck on her face at night.
- borrow the car.
- cry because you forgot ----insert date-----
- give you "the look" when you let one rip in bed.
- discontinue blowjob when you fart while she's down there.
- make you turn off "the game" and watch chick flick.
- answer the phone while you're munching her carpet.



Anyone thought of any "cons" yet?

Okay ladies you grils need to post here I want to see how you will feel if your man is banging this shit or if you dont have a man post how you feel anyway.

damn, it looks like CD has put some real thought into the issue.

i'd hate to have to do clean-up afterwards. i guess that's what employees are for...

Yes ladies, let's hear it.


<img SRC="http://www.realdoll.com/images/014.jpg">


"Best sex I ever had! I swear to God! This RealDoll feels better than a real woman! She's fantastic! I love her! This RealDoll is for real, I swear! Better than a woman! My wife isn't as good as that! May God take away all my ratings if I'm lying! I'll take a lie detector test! I swear on the life of my children! I did it and it was fullfilling! I did it and I'm proud of it! It was great! It was the best sex I ever had! Thank you RealDoll.com! It was fabulous! I could fall in love with that thing!"
~ Howard Stern


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How about not being able to
kiss you
hug you
saying I love you
giving you that sexy look
a wink
a smile
jacking you off
grabbing your butt during sex
good BJs
Warmth
smell
making her laugh

and many more. I want the real shit!!! And some of the shit you dont want your girl to do is shit I dont mind if she does to me.:thumbsup

Where the fuck is [Le Brat] when you need him?

the gay doll has all those options

Where on earth would you keep her?

Someone opens a closet door *by mistake* and it seems like you are hiding a dead body in your closet, they call the cops and you explain that it's your sex toy and then you show them all the features and try to sell the entire idea to the cops -

Yup quiet, you may be onto something ;-)
I can see this as a new craze! Hopefully it will be a 50% commission!?!

hehehe.... Not...

They come packed in a special type of shipping container, and if I'm not mistaken I believe you can slap a padlock on it.


But I'm not sure. Why not deadbolt the closet? Ya, and pepper spray anyone who goes near it.

Lets not forget the Doll made specifically for GFY'rs

<img src="http://www.exxxotica.net/stuff/tarddoll.jpg">

Could you imagine your kids walking in your room (if you have any) or someone ringing the doorbell while you're trying to get it on with your doll (and you've programmed the doll to moan and groan)? Too friggen scary. It's like doing a corpse!

imagine your kid walking in while your in the middle of fucking that hot blonde 18 yr old down the street.

HAHAHAHAHAHA :1orglaugh

Damn, I wish I had $6,000. HeHe. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

seen the mpg on this page?

http://www.chrisrenee.com/Guest/guest.html looks pretty realistic!

Why hide the little cutie? Just put another chair beside the PC and put a few clothes on her... hell, I'd cart her around on the back of my bike :)