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Old 03-26-2007, 11:56 PM   #1
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Requesting a promotion (joke)

The penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- even has to work more at weekends and holidays
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.

Request Denied for the following reasons:

- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- needs continuous attention to perform at work;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;
- sometimes leaves work, too early

Although it is noted that:

- Often arrives much earlier than expected
- Shows an inordinate keenness to work
- Willing to work at extraordinary times without much persuasion
- Happy to try out new jobs in different positions
- Prefers working without any special clothing
- Always happy to try alternative locations
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Old 03-26-2007, 11:59 PM   #2
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thats lol
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