The Offspring release new track about Zango! - GoFuckYourself.com

Varius · 03-26-2007, 12:10 AM

Ok maybe not, but sing this to the tune of "Self Esteem"

Note maybe someone can take it and fix it up I'm so not creative right now just a little bored and self-esteem was playing and gave me this idea.

La la la la la la la la la la
I lost a sale for the tenth time today
Zango stole my surfer away
Cookie wrote over
I lost a refer
I made a post and bitched on the board
Now I know I'm being screwed
That's okay man cause they're gonna lose
I know sponsors are shady with me
That's okay cause I've got my own stats to see

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah

I make plans to switch out my links
I wait till 2 then I start to think
these stats got me so low
If it keeps up I know I must go

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah

When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!

Now I'll relate, this little tip
This shit happens more than they'll ever admit
Late at night, they reclaim my guys
It's been two weeks and I guess they didn't buy
Now I know, I should stop promoting them, but
It's kinda hard when it means doin more work
I am so lazy, bad sponsors I keep
In the end I'm just a sucker, just one of the sheep

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah

When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!

tony286 · 03-26-2007, 12:12 AM

thats very good

minusonebit · 03-26-2007, 12:13 AM

Lmfao....

Fuck Zango And Fuck People Who Support Them.

minusonebit · 03-26-2007, 12:14 AM

Hey, I typed that all in caps, goddammit!

Varius · 03-26-2007, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit

Hey, I typed that all in caps, goddammit!

Odd maybe they have a filter in place to turn all caps posts into normal-case here ?

Miguel T · 03-26-2007, 12:21 AM

Zango sucks BIG TIME!

polish_aristocrat · 03-26-2007, 01:04 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nZaliWszgGk

dissipate · 03-26-2007, 02:24 AM

fucking halarious

I'm finally down for wednesday after bitching out for two weeks =)

Varius · 03-26-2007, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

fucking halarious

I'm finally down for wednesday after bitching out for two weeks =)

No Wednesday (at least not for me) - I'll be in Phoenix.

fuzebox · 03-26-2007, 09:23 AM

very nicely done. I hummed it along in my head.

bizarredollars · 03-26-2007, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nZaliWszgGk

Thanks... Haven't listened to that in a long time... Time to look through my cd collection and find Smash

minusonebit · 03-26-2007, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius

Odd maybe they have a filter in place to turn all caps posts into normal-case here ?

Prolly, but for Zango it should be OK to put FUCK ZANGO in all CAPS.

03-26-2007, 12:10 AM	#1
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	The Offspring release new track about Zango! Ok maybe not, but sing this to the tune of "Self Esteem" Note maybe someone can take it and fix it up I'm so not creative right now just a little bored and self-esteem was playing and gave me this idea. La la la la la la la la la la I lost a sale for the tenth time today Zango stole my surfer away Cookie wrote over I lost a refer I made a post and bitched on the board Now I know I'm being screwed That's okay man cause they're gonna lose I know sponsors are shady with me That's okay cause I've got my own stats to see Oh wayo, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah I make plans to switch out my links I wait till 2 then I start to think these stats got me so low If it keeps up I know I must go Oh wayo, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah When they say they swear they are clean Then I wonder where my ratios have gone When they're saying words what do they mean Then I wonder how I became their pawn Well I guess, I should just drop them all But I really think some are good guys And the more they suffer The more the evil programs win. Yeah! Now I'll relate, this little tip This shit happens more than they'll ever admit Late at night, they reclaim my guys It's been two weeks and I guess they didn't buy Now I know, I should stop promoting them, but It's kinda hard when it means doin more work I am so lazy, bad sponsors I keep In the end I'm just a sucker, just one of the sheep Oh wayo, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah When they say they swear they are clean Then I wonder where my ratios have gone When they're saying words what do they mean Then I wonder how I became their pawn Well I guess, I should just drop them all But I really think some are good guys And the more they suffer The more the evil programs win. Yeah! __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

03-26-2007, 12:21 AM	#6
Miguel T ♦ Web Developer ♦ Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Full-Stack Developer Posts: 12,472	Zango sucks BIG TIME! __________________ Full Stack Webdeveloper: HTML5/CSS3, jQuery, AJAX, ElevatedX, NATS, MechBunny, Wordpress

03-26-2007, 01:04 AM	#7
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	https://youtube.com/watch?v=nZaliWszgGk __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

03-26-2007, 12:12 AM	#2
tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	thats very good

03-26-2007, 12:13 AM	#3
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Lmfao.... Fuck Zango And Fuck People Who Support Them.

03-26-2007, 12:14 AM	#4
minusonebit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: [email protected] Posts: 7,391	Hey, I typed that all in caps, goddammit!

03-26-2007, 02:24 AM	#8
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	fucking halarious I'm finally down for wednesday after bitching out for two weeks =)

03-26-2007, 09:23 AM	#10
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,170	very nicely done. I hummed it along in my head.