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Varius 03-26-2007 12:10 AM

The Offspring release new track about Zango!
 
Ok maybe not, but sing this to the tune of "Self Esteem" :)

Note maybe someone can take it and fix it up I'm so not creative right now just a little bored and self-esteem was playing and gave me this idea.

La la la la la la la la la la
I lost a sale for the tenth time today
Zango stole my surfer away
Cookie wrote over
I lost a refer
I made a post and bitched on the board
Now I know I'm being screwed
That's okay man cause they're gonna lose
I know sponsors are shady with me
That's okay cause I've got my own stats to see

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah

I make plans to switch out my links
I wait till 2 then I start to think
these stats got me so low
If it keeps up I know I must go

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah

When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!

Now I'll relate, this little tip
This shit happens more than they'll ever admit
Late at night, they reclaim my guys
It's been two weeks and I guess they didn't buy
Now I know, I should stop promoting them, but
It's kinda hard when it means doin more work
I am so lazy, bad sponsors I keep
In the end I'm just a sucker, just one of the sheep

Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah
Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah

When they say they swear they are clean
Then I wonder where my ratios have gone
When they're saying words what do they mean
Then I wonder how I became their pawn
Well I guess, I should just drop them all
But I really think some are good guys
And the more they suffer
The more the evil programs win. Yeah!

tony286 03-26-2007 12:12 AM

thats very good

minusonebit 03-26-2007 12:13 AM

Lmfao....

Fuck Zango And Fuck People Who Support Them.

minusonebit 03-26-2007 12:14 AM

Hey, I typed that all in caps, goddammit!

Varius 03-26-2007 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by minusonebit (Post 12147831)
Hey, I typed that all in caps, goddammit!

Odd maybe they have a filter in place to turn all caps posts into normal-case here ?

Miguel T 03-26-2007 12:21 AM

Zango sucks BIG TIME!

polish_aristocrat 03-26-2007 01:04 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nZaliWszgGk

:thumbsup

dissipate 03-26-2007 02:24 AM

fucking halarious :frenchman

I'm finally down for wednesday after bitching out for two weeks =)

Varius 03-26-2007 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate (Post 12148110)
fucking halarious :frenchman

I'm finally down for wednesday after bitching out for two weeks =)

No Wednesday (at least not for me) - I'll be in Phoenix.

fuzebox 03-26-2007 09:23 AM

:1orglaugh very nicely done. I hummed it along in my head.

bizarredollars 03-26-2007 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat (Post 12147966)

Thanks... Haven't listened to that in a long time... Time to look through my cd collection and find Smash :)

minusonebit 03-26-2007 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Varius (Post 12147832)
Odd maybe they have a filter in place to turn all caps posts into normal-case here ?

Prolly, but for Zango it should be OK to put FUCK ZANGO in all CAPS.


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