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RudeBoy · 03-24-2007, 09:02 AM

hello my name is rudeboy u may remember me me from great posts such as HOW TO GET FREE SEX. well today i am going to teach you how to GET LAID ANYTIME OF THE WEEK

1. take a bath

2. dress very nicely

3. when u enter the party / club think of yourself as the terminator

4. stand in the corner and start looking around like the terminator

5. you are looking for the best looking fattest girl in the party

6. most fat women are desperate

7. try to make eye contact with her

8. most fat women are aggressive they will appraoch you

9. start talking to her

10. dance with her and take her home

you know the old saying pussy is pussy

Angelo22 · 03-24-2007, 09:07 AM

I'd usually go to the party, dressed as i normally am, then start talking to some friends of my friends, dance a little, drink, and take-away.

Its not hard, unless you have no friends

tranza · 03-24-2007, 09:11 AM

Lol.... Nice one...

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE · 03-24-2007, 09:19 AM

AnalHobbit wanna be...

alexg · 03-24-2007, 09:21 AM

CheneyRumsfeld · 03-24-2007, 09:26 AM

still working on your first piece huh?
keep at it you'll get there.

Jace · 03-24-2007, 09:28 AM

Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn
I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan
I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid
Because I married my sister and our gene pool's been destroyed
Let's do it!

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe
One day he said to me "Them punk rockers gotta go"
So we hopped into his pickup truck with a gun rack on the back
And we beat up on them punks and we beat up on them blacks
Because

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

So if you should happen to come to our little town
It might be wise if you didn't hang around
'Cause we hate blacks and we hate Jews
And we hate punks but we love the F.U.s
Let's do it!

This is a tiny town
And we don't want you comin' round

RayBonga · 03-24-2007, 09:58 AM

That might be just crazy enough to work!

Adultnet · 03-24-2007, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

That might be just crazy enough to work!

might be so..

J. Falcon · 03-24-2007, 10:42 AM

mmm, fat pussy.

JamesK2 · 03-24-2007, 10:47 AM

If there only was a one step guide, 10 steps is too long for me

Jaytown · 03-24-2007, 11:27 AM

so its the 10 step guide to settling for a fatty then

dissipate · 03-24-2007, 12:21 PM

I got confused around step #3 and just decided to jerk off.

Pumba · 03-24-2007, 12:40 PM

If you need to do all those 10 steps to get laid with fatty your system is far from perfection. How many steps do you have to fuck nice looking girl? 100?

woj · 03-24-2007, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pumba

If you need to do all those 10 steps to get laid with fatty your system is far from perfection. How many steps do you have to fuck nice looking girl? 100?

yea, no kidding

DamageX · 03-24-2007, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

If there only was a one step guide, 10 steps is too long for me

Since you asked for it...

#1 Pay a hooker.

madawgz · 03-24-2007, 01:32 PM

that would work 80% of the time lol

SleazyDream · 03-24-2007, 01:34 PM

here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.

90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

forget those 3.

aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3

Doctor Dre · 03-24-2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

that would work 80% of the time lol

How do you know ? You're a virgin

Doctor Dre · 03-24-2007, 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.

90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

forget those 3.

aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3

Totally right on that one, but it's always fun to get the #1 :P

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-24-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

that would work 80% of the time lol

meh, if your true determinition lays in not failing at ll. this will work 100% of the time. lol. if you have thre determinationn to make an efforted shot at the fattest chick in the bar, you'll take her home.the only time it starts going wrong is when you let yourself questioning your actions. remain the terminator, do some tequila shots. get it on.

mind you, if you cold maintain any sort of determination in the first place, you should probably focus on something worth doing...

klinton · 03-24-2007, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.

90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

forget those 3.

aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3

'beautiful mind' ?

martinsc · 03-24-2007, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.

90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

forget those 3.

aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3

game theory

there are some very interesting articles about that available on the net...

shekinah · 03-24-2007, 02:20 PM

fat,desperate, ladies? really?

HomerSimpson · 03-24-2007, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

I got confused around step #3 and just decided to jerk off.

LOOOOOOOL

soulbleed · 03-24-2007, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RudeBoy

8. most fat women are aggressive they will appraoch you

i lol'd...

starpimps · 03-24-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

AnalHobbit wanna be...

Cam94 · 03-24-2007, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.

90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

forget those 3.

aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3

That makes so much fucking sense. Do you have any other theories?

scottybuzz · 03-24-2007, 06:07 PM

man wtf why u would wuant the fat chick, if u sexy like me and madawgz and juci yl inks u would cgo for sexy cgirl, u know what i mean, ni neabrlly pulled otngith but nmadawgz got in my awhg, wdam that bmadazgw!

Voodoo · 03-24-2007, 06:23 PM

Stop chasing tail.

Never forget, SHE is entering your universe. She is there to impress YOU. Women ALWAYS get complimented, and are used to men who fall over themselves trying to impress her and be part of HER universe. Ignore the ladies, except for the occasional glance, as if she is getting in your way, or that she is just like every other person. If she comes up to you, be calm, and inquisitive about who she is. If she smiles in your direction, simply nod with no facial expressions. Never answer her questions. Say something funny, but never compliment her... I mean NEVER. Similar to what Sleazy mentioned, every guy in that room is beaming at 1,2 & 3... None of them will get her, because the guy who is ignoring them always does. Once she is in your trap, close the deal. If she is talking to you, she is interested. This does not mean, that you can't fuck it up, it simply means that she is giving you a chance. Women thrive on emotion. Men thrive on logic and reason. As soon as you realize how to make her emotional and excited, confused and shy... it's a lock. Play her emotions like a harp, and she's all yours. Always keep in mind that you will fuck up a lot, before you start to get it right. The key is to keep trying.

Anyhow, good luck!

VeriSexy · 03-24-2007, 07:16 PM

lol seems logical

Spunky · 03-24-2007, 07:19 PM

Fat chicks are great..as long as your buddies don't find out

he-fox · 03-24-2007, 07:21 PM

http://www.redneckfriendfinder.com/

Miguel T · 03-24-2007, 07:24 PM

Hehehe!

mattz · 03-24-2007, 08:46 PM

damnnnn me=gunna try dat shit

starpimps · 03-24-2007, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

that would work 80% of the time lol

have you lost your virginity yet?
its a valid question...not calling you out or anything

SleazyDream · 03-25-2007, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton

'beautiful mind' ?

i saw that and figgured it got it from me to be honest LOL - i was doing that 10 years previous in the bar to when that movie came out - he said go for the blonde though - fact is there's 3 so called 'blondes' in most bars that are getting all the attention.

BlondeBecks · 03-25-2007, 12:56 AM

You know that if your BI it doubles your chances of getting laid on any given evening......

RedShoe · 03-25-2007, 01:03 AM

Sir, you need Lykis 101.

RudeBoy · 03-25-2007, 05:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22

I'd usually go to the party, dressed as i normally am, then start talking to some friends of my friends, dance a little, drink, and take-away.

Its not hard, unless you have no friends

umm yeah read again the 10 step guide

RudeBoy · 03-25-2007, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark

AnalHobbit wanna be...

hello dummy of the day

RudeBoy · 03-26-2007, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheneyRumsfeld

still working on your first piece huh?
keep at it you'll get there.

u idiot

RudeBoy · 03-26-2007, 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

That might be just crazy enough to work!

it will work i give u guarntee

RudeBoy · 03-26-2007, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon

mmm, fat pussy.

pussy is pussy

RudeBoy · 03-26-2007, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

If there only was a one step guide, 10 steps is too long for me

i am sorry

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