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  • RudeBoy
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    • Mar 2007
    • 290
    #1

    How to get LAID ANYTIME OF THE WEEK - 10 step guide - 100% RESULTS !

    hello my name is rudeboy u may remember me me from great posts such as HOW TO GET FREE SEX. well today i am going to teach you how to GET LAID ANYTIME OF THE WEEK


    1. take a bath

    2. dress very nicely

    3. when u enter the party / club think of yourself as the terminator

    4. stand in the corner and start looking around like the terminator

    5. you are looking for the best looking fattest girl in the party

    6. most fat women are desperate

    7. try to make eye contact with her

    8. most fat women are aggressive they will appraoch you

    9. start talking to her

    10. dance with her and take her home


    you know the old saying pussy is pussy
    " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."
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    • Angelo22
      Writer
      • Feb 2007
      • 3123
      #2
      I'd usually go to the party, dressed as i normally am, then start talking to some friends of my friends, dance a little, drink, and take-away.

      Its not hard, unless you have no friends
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        • tranza
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          • Jun 2003
          • 57559
          #3
          Lol.... Nice one...
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              • Dec 2005
              • 9395
              #4
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                • alexg
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                    • CheneyRumsfeld
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2004
                      • 1341
                      #6
                      still working on your first piece huh?
                      keep at it you'll get there.

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                        • Jace
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 35562
                          #7
                          Hello, my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn
                          I got myself some white sheets straight from the Ku Klux Klan
                          I got myself a daughter and she's a Mongoloid
                          Because I married my sister and our gene pool's been destroyed
                          Let's do it!

                          This is a tiny town
                          And we don't want you comin' round

                          We got ourself a sheriff and his name's Bobby Joe
                          One day he said to me "Them punk rockers gotta go"
                          So we hopped into his pickup truck with a gun rack on the back
                          And we beat up on them punks and we beat up on them blacks
                          Because

                          This is a tiny town
                          And we don't want you comin' round

                          So if you should happen to come to our little town
                          It might be wise if you didn't hang around
                          'Cause we hate blacks and we hate Jews
                          And we hate punks but we love the F.U.s
                          Let's do it!

                          This is a tiny town
                          And we don't want you comin' round

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                            • RayBonga
                              too cool for highschool
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 12164
                              #8
                              That might be just crazy enough to work!

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                                • Adultnet
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                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 8713
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by RayBonga
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                                      #10
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                                        • JamesK2
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                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 6589
                                          #11
                                          If there only was a one step guide, 10 steps is too long for me

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                                            • Jaytown
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Nov 2005
                                              • 1056
                                              #12
                                              so its the 10 step guide to settling for a fatty then

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                                                • dissipate
                                                  The Dirty Frenchman
                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                  • 8904
                                                  #13
                                                  I got confused around step #3 and just decided to jerk off.

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                                                    • Pumba
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 1094
                                                      #14
                                                      If you need to do all those 10 steps to get laid with fatty your system is far from perfection. How many steps do you have to fuck nice looking girl? 100?

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                                                        • woj
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                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 47882
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Pumba
                                                          If you need to do all those 10 steps to get laid with fatty your system is far from perfection. How many steps do you have to fuck nice looking girl? 100?
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                                                            • DamageX
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                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                              • 14293
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by JamesK
                                                              If there only was a one step guide, 10 steps is too long for me
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                                                                • madawgz
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                                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                                  • 30509
                                                                  #17
                                                                  that would work 80&#37; of the time lol
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                                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                      • 41470
                                                                      #18
                                                                      here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.


                                                                      90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

                                                                      forget those 3.

                                                                      aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

                                                                      let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3
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                                                                        • Doctor Dre
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jan 2001
                                                                          • 51692
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                          that would work 80% of the time lol
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                                                                            • Doctor Dre
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 51692
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                              here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.


                                                                              90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

                                                                              forget those 3.

                                                                              aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

                                                                              let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3
                                                                              Totally right on that one, but it's always fun to get the #1 :P
                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                                                                • Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
                                                                                  (felis madjewicus)
                                                                                  • Jul 2006
                                                                                  • 20368
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                  that would work 80% of the time lol
                                                                                  meh, if your true determinition lays in not failing at ll. this will work 100% of the time. lol. if you have thre determinationn to make an efforted shot at the fattest chick in the bar, you'll take her home.the only time it starts going wrong is when you let yourself questioning your actions. remain the terminator, do some tequila shots. get it on.

                                                                                  mind you, if you cold maintain any sort of determination in the first place, you should probably focus on something worth doing...

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                                                                                    • klinton
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                      • 8766
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                      here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.


                                                                                      90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

                                                                                      forget those 3.

                                                                                      aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

                                                                                      let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3
                                                                                      'beautiful mind' ?

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                                                                                        • martinsc
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Jun 2005
                                                                                          • 27047
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                          here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.


                                                                                          90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

                                                                                          forget those 3.

                                                                                          aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

                                                                                          let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3
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                                                                                            • shekinah
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                                                                                              • May 2006
                                                                                              • 8452
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              fat,desperate, ladies? really?

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                                                                                                • HomerSimpson
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                                                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                                                  • 13826
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by dissipate
                                                                                                  I got confused around step #3 and just decided to jerk off.
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                                                                                                    • soulbleed
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2005
                                                                                                      • 2606
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by RudeBoy

                                                                                                      8. most fat women are aggressive they will appraoch you
                                                                                                      i lol'd...

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                                                                                                        • starpimps
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                                                                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                                                                          • 6954
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Jon Clark
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                                                                                                            • Cam94
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                              • 250
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by SleazyDream
                                                                                                              here's reality of most bars I went to as a student.


                                                                                                              90% of the men are focused on the top 3 women in the bar. even if the bar if full of hot chicks all the guys want only the hottest ones there.

                                                                                                              forget those 3.

                                                                                                              aim at #4,#5 and #6. goto bars loaded with hot girls. #4,5,&6 are used to attention and not getting it that night - you'll take them home with little effort and still get a smoking hot girl.

                                                                                                              let the morons fight for 1,2 and 3


                                                                                                              That makes so much fucking sense. Do you have any other theories?

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                                                                                                                • scottybuzz
                                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                  • May 2006
                                                                                                                  • 14799
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  man wtf why u would wuant the fat chick, if u sexy like me and madawgz and juci yl inks u would cgo for sexy cgirl, u know what i mean, ni neabrlly pulled otngith but nmadawgz got in my awhg, wdam that bmadazgw!
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                                                                                                                    • Voodoo
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                                                                                                                      • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                      • 10600
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Stop chasing tail.

                                                                                                                      Never forget, SHE is entering your universe. She is there to impress YOU. Women ALWAYS get complimented, and are used to men who fall over themselves trying to impress her and be part of HER universe. Ignore the ladies, except for the occasional glance, as if she is getting in your way, or that she is just like every other person. If she comes up to you, be calm, and inquisitive about who she is. If she smiles in your direction, simply nod with no facial expressions. Never answer her questions. Say something funny, but never compliment her... I mean NEVER. Similar to what Sleazy mentioned, every guy in that room is beaming at 1,2 & 3... None of them will get her, because the guy who is ignoring them always does. Once she is in your trap, close the deal. If she is talking to you, she is interested. This does not mean, that you can't fuck it up, it simply means that she is giving you a chance. Women thrive on emotion. Men thrive on logic and reason. As soon as you realize how to make her emotional and excited, confused and shy... it's a lock. Play her emotions like a harp, and she's all yours. Always keep in mind that you will fuck up a lot, before you start to get it right. The key is to keep trying.

                                                                                                                      Anyhow, good luck!

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                                                                                                                          lol seems logical
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                                                                                                                            • Spunky
                                                                                                                              I need a beer
                                                                                                                              • Jun 2002
                                                                                                                              • 133986
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Fat chicks are great..as long as your buddies don't find out

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                                                                                                                                • he-fox
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                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2006
                                                                                                                                  • 2884
                                                                                                                                  #33
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                                                                                                                                    • Miguel T
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                                                                                                                                      • May 2005
                                                                                                                                      • 12473
                                                                                                                                      #34
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                                                                                                                                        • mattz
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                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 7697
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          damnnnn me=gunna try dat shit

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                                                                                                                                            • starpimps
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                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2006
                                                                                                                                              • 6954
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by madawgz
                                                                                                                                              that would work 80% of the time lol
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                                                                                                                                                • SleazyDream
                                                                                                                                                  I'm here for SPORT
                                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 41470
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by klinton
                                                                                                                                                  'beautiful mind' ?

                                                                                                                                                  i saw that and figgured it got it from me to be honest LOL - i was doing that 10 years previous in the bar to when that movie came out - he said go for the blonde though - fact is there's 3 so called 'blondes' in most bars that are getting all the attention.
                                                                                                                                                  This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                                                                                                                  Now read without the word dog.

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                                                                                                                                                    • BlondeBecks
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                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
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                                                                                                                                                      #38
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                                                                                                                                                          #39
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                                                                                                                                                            • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                              • 290
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Angelo22
                                                                                                                                                              I'd usually go to the party, dressed as i normally am, then start talking to some friends of my friends, dance a little, drink, and take-away.

                                                                                                                                                              Its not hard, unless you have no friends
                                                                                                                                                              umm yeah read again the 10 step guide
                                                                                                                                                              " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                                  • 290
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Jon Clark
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                                                                                                                                                                  " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                    • RudeBoy
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                                      • 290
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by CheneyRumsfeld
                                                                                                                                                                      still working on your first piece huh?
                                                                                                                                                                      keep at it you'll get there.
                                                                                                                                                                      u idiot
                                                                                                                                                                      " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                        • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                                          • Mar 2007
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                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by RayBonga
                                                                                                                                                                          That might be just crazy enough to work!
                                                                                                                                                                          it will work i give u guarntee
                                                                                                                                                                          " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                            • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2007
                                                                                                                                                                              • 290
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by J. Falcon
                                                                                                                                                                              mmm, fat pussy.
                                                                                                                                                                              pussy is pussy
                                                                                                                                                                              " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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                                                                                                                                                                                • RudeBoy
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2007
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                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by JamesK
                                                                                                                                                                                  If there only was a one step guide, 10 steps is too long for me
                                                                                                                                                                                  i am sorry
                                                                                                                                                                                  " Richard (03:37 PM) : how are one touch cockie."

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