The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life - GoFuckYourself.com

NinjaSteve · 03-20-2007, 01:03 PM

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

czarina · 03-20-2007, 01:05 PM

good one!

Jakke PNG · 03-20-2007, 01:14 PM

Damn, 7?
I thought there was only 4...
- A mink fur in the wardrobe
- A Jaguar in the garage
- A tiger in the bed
- A donkey who pays for it all

shekinah · 03-20-2007, 01:32 PM

Nice facts Steve

sicone · 03-20-2007, 01:34 PM

respect · 03-20-2007, 01:38 PM

nice one

TroubleTonya · 03-20-2007, 02:26 PM

So very true!

AK · 03-20-2007, 02:33 PM

good juans!

Big_D · 03-20-2007, 02:36 PM

well it looks like im a man of multi professions

Sveindt Beindt · 03-20-2007, 02:38 PM

That the way

axelcat · 03-20-2007, 02:45 PM

good one

sniperwolf · 03-20-2007, 06:08 PM

that was so funny...nice find mate...:D

lagwagon · 03-20-2007, 06:12 PM

HAHA those are great

LittleSassy · 03-20-2007, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

guess my fave would be the Interior Designer

03-20-2007, 01:03 PM	#1
NinjaSteve Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 11,089	The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" __________________ ...

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Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	Damn, 7? I thought there was only 4... - A mink fur in the wardrobe - A Jaguar in the garage - A tiger in the bed - A donkey who pays for it all __________________ ..and I'm off.

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