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Old 03-20-2007, 01:03 PM   #1
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:05 PM   #2
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good one!
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:14 PM   #3
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Damn, 7?
I thought there was only 4...
- A mink fur in the wardrobe
- A Jaguar in the garage
- A tiger in the bed
- A donkey who pays for it all
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:32 PM   #4
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Nice facts Steve
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:34 PM   #5
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Old 03-20-2007, 01:38 PM   #6
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:26 PM   #7
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So very true!
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:33 PM   #8
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good juans!
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:36 PM   #9
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well it looks like im a man of multi professions
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:38 PM   #10
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:45 PM   #11
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:08 PM   #12
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that was so funny...nice find mate...:D
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:12 PM   #13
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HAHA those are great
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Old 03-20-2007, 06:44 PM   #14
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"
guess my fave would be the Interior Designer
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