The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
 

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

good one!

Damn, 7?
I thought there was only 4...
- A mink fur in the wardrobe
- A Jaguar in the garage
- A tiger in the bed
- A donkey who pays for it all

Nice facts Steve:thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice one :1orglaugh

So very true! :)

good juans!

well it looks like im a man of multi professions

That the way :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good one

that was so funny...nice find mate...:D

HAHA those are great

:1orglaugh guess my fave would be the Interior Designer :1orglaugh