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|  03-20-2007, 01:03 PM | #1 | 
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				The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
			 The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life 1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" 
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|  03-20-2007, 01:05 PM | #2 | 
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				 | good one! | 
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|  03-20-2007, 01:14 PM | #3 | 
| ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role:  Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele 
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				 | Damn, 7? I thought there was only 4... - A mink fur in the wardrobe - A Jaguar in the garage - A tiger in the bed - A donkey who pays for it all 
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|  03-20-2007, 01:32 PM | #4 | 
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				 | Nice facts Steve  | 
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|  03-20-2007, 01:34 PM | #5 | 
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|  03-20-2007, 01:38 PM | #6 | 
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				 | nice one   | 
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|  03-20-2007, 02:26 PM | #7 | 
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				 | So very true!   | 
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|  03-20-2007, 02:33 PM | #8 | 
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				 | good juans! 
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|  03-20-2007, 02:36 PM | #9 | 
| CRAZY MOFUKKA Industry Role:  Join Date: Jun 2006 
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				 | well it looks like im a man of multi professions | 
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|  03-20-2007, 02:38 PM | #10 | 
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				 | That the way     | 
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|  03-20-2007, 02:45 PM | #11 | 
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				 | good one | 
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|  03-20-2007, 06:08 PM | #12 | 
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				 | that was so funny...nice find mate...:D 
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|  03-20-2007, 06:12 PM | #13 | 
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				 | HAHA those are great | 
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|  03-20-2007, 06:44 PM | #14 | |
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  guess my fave would be the Interior Designer  | |
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