looking for a webmaster who works CHEAP, dirt cheap! - GoFuckYourself.com

dirty · 08-10-2002, 03:03 PM

Looking for a webmaster.

I need a hard working webmaster with the following skills:

Make make TGP websites using AutoGallery MySQL and AutoGallery Pro, make one page TGPs using java script to create random links so as to appear that the TGP is updated daily. create fast loading circle jerk sites. Create "sex mall" sites using mallcom or other cobranded programs ( very easy to do ).

Also must know how to use FTP to upload files. Be able to edit pre made cgi scripts with the system path and /or my sql information as needed. Upload and change permissions for scripts.

Must be able to use graphics programs to create fast simple logos for the websites he/she will be creating.

Must understand how traffic trading works and be able to setup trading scripts that work with the TGPs. Will be entering and setting up trades for all the tgps he/she will be making. Must be able to work a site up to about 1000-2000 a day with out to much trouble. For those that know how to trade this is very easy.

Most important for this position is the willingness to work LONG FULL TIME hours for crap shit pay.

I am offering $225 a week. I except at least 10 TGPs a week to be created. I myself can make 10 in one day no problem. TGPs that use AutoGallery will need filler galleries added. I also expect those TGPs to be setup with trades and watch the trades every once in awhile untill the site is stable at 1000-2000 visitors a day, then you no longer have to watch the site. Other sites like "sex products" ect, you just create, upload scripts, files ect, make sure it works and then nothing else. I also expect other sites to be created as time allows. And email progress reports.

As I said the pay is $225 a week. This is paid "under the table" meaning NO TAXES for you. I can pay via PayPal every week. I am a PayPal Verified International Business Memeber. I can also mail a check to you every week if you do not have access to PayPal.

You can also place your own sponsor banners on all the TGP sites you create. You can keep your own banners on all the sites while you are building traffic and working the trades.

I will increase the weekly pay after 3 weeks if it works out to $250 a week, and after that... well we'll see.

Please email me at [email protected] with samples of your work and experience. If you have your own scripts, tools that is great but I will supply if needed.

Respond to the email address because I won't be checking this board.

Thank you,
Glenn

Ace-Ace · 08-10-2002, 03:05 PM

I'm willing to pay around $0.09 a week for someone to do grunt work for me - any takers?

Jon · 08-10-2002, 03:19 PM

hard work and cheap pay dont go together.. unless youre a crackwhore prostitute whos got a $2k a day heroin habit to feed. good luck.

twistyneck · 08-10-2002, 03:22 PM

Jesus Christ, what a cheap fucker. Anyone who could do all that sure as hell wouldn't do it for $225 a week.

phogirl69 · 08-10-2002, 03:23 PM

I'll work for free chalupas!

twistyneck · 08-10-2002, 03:25 PM

I missed this part... "Respond to the email address because I won't be checking this board. "

What an asshole. I hate dickheads like this.

Pipecrew · 08-10-2002, 03:26 PM

sounds like you are gonna sell this garbage on Ebay or something

if you want a job done right do it yourself, i guarantee you wont be happy, anyone can do all that and actually make money and not have to work for someone else

Sly_RJ · 08-10-2002, 03:27 PM

Do checks and PayPal qualify as "under the table"? I wouldn't take it, how do I know you wouldn't turn around and claim it? "Under the table" is cold hard cash... yummy!

cherrylula · 08-10-2002, 03:28 PM

Anyone with that knowledge should be making way more than that a week.

Remember, you get what you pay for.

bash · 08-10-2002, 03:50 PM

Cheap fuck... do it yourself.

qdtobbe · 08-10-2002, 03:52 PM

very dirty message!

E-van · 08-10-2002, 04:01 PM

I have the skills the job requires, and $225 a week is so fucking low it's not worth waking up in the morning to do this kind of shit.

Fletch XXX · 08-10-2002, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dirty

As I said the pay is $225 a week. This is paid "under the table" meaning NO TAXES for you. I can pay via PayPal every week. I am a PayPal Verified International Business Memeber. I can also mail a check to you every week if you do not have access to PayPal.

I like the way you assume people here dont report their wages and/or pay taxes.

People like you are the reason my taxes are high.

Lane · 08-10-2002, 04:05 PM

its not that cheap if you are from a 3rd world country....

i bet he will get applicants

Theo · 08-10-2002, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Jesus Christ, what a cheap fucker. Anyone who could do all that sure as hell wouldn't do it for $225 a week.

exactly my words

dude you sound like the guy that when his cousin got killed, he visited his aunt to buy his new SAAB for the 1/10th of the price.

doc · 08-10-2002, 08:18 PM

LMFAO!!! I wouldnt touch that for less than 5k a week. And you could keep the traffic.
10 AGP installs a week without the html coding for the templates would be a bit more that that.
I refuse to whore my skillz that cheap.

Brujah · 08-11-2002, 04:08 AM

Hmm.. well its definitely cheap work haha.

Its true the pay sucks, but it looks like a 2 day job every week to me. You can whip up logo's fast and do the installs pretty quick since basically you are reusing whats already been created.

If you're someone that needs a whole week to do it though, its obviously not worth your time.

Why wouldn't he just install it once, point a bunch of domain names to it, and serve the logo's, text, sponsors and colors, etc. based on the domain name calling it dynamically ?

Jakke PNG · 08-11-2002, 04:14 AM

I bet my ass he won't register autogallery for each site.

hahmike · 08-11-2002, 04:19 AM

holy jesus, what a fucking loser

Baz · 08-11-2002, 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brujah
Hmm.. well its definitely cheap work haha.

Its true the pay sucks, but it looks like a 2 day job every week to me. You can whip up logo's fast and do the installs pretty quick since basically you are reusing whats already been created.

If you're someone that needs a whole week to do it though, its obviously not worth your time.

Why wouldn't he just install it once, point a bunch of domain names to it, and serve the logo's, text, sponsors and colors, etc. based on the domain name calling it dynamically ?

MAybe he just doesn't have a clue how to do that. He's hopping someone else will do it for him.

Once done you'll get the run around on getting paid.
I'd bet on a different excuse every day.

sweandy · 08-11-2002, 08:02 AM

Under the table paypal doesn't work.. if id get pay buy paypal i had to pay tax for it as usual and then in the end this would have given me $2-2,5/hour .. damn good.. don't know if you can earn this low even in sweden.. ;)

Hope you find some russians or india people ;)

RW316 · 08-11-2002, 08:04 AM

i consider that a rip off

DjSap · 08-11-2002, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweandy
Under the table paypal doesn't work.. if id get pay buy paypal i had to pay tax for it as usual and then in the end this would have given me $2-2,5/hour .. damn good.. don't know if you can earn this low even in sweden.. ;)

Hope you find some russians or india people ;)

why would you have to pay tax if you are paid by paypal?

sweandy · 08-11-2002, 08:21 AM

Couse it's not like you get cash in your hand.. it's all traceable by tax gov. I'm recently noticed ;(

Pipecrew · 08-11-2002, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by TeenGodFather
I bet my ass he won't register autogallery for each site.

haha i was thinkign the same thing

DjSap · 08-11-2002, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweandy
Couse it's not like you get cash in your hand.. it's all traceable by tax gov. I'm recently noticed ;(

ehh what? tell me more, i don't want to get fucked....

NoCarrier · 08-11-2002, 08:30 AM

I left my fucking day job to avoid assholes like you.

Go Fuck Yourself

Frank W · 08-11-2002, 08:40 AM

The original post may have been a joke.

But on a serious tip...... $1000 a month is a lot of money for foreign webmasters. In India or the Philippines, the money is large enough that the webmaster can hire assistants to 1) help him fulfill his contract obligations 2) post TGPs, AVS, freesites for his OWN profit.

For an American/Canadian/European webmaster, $1K a month is too low for all the work you require....unless the person is running a super tight operation where everything is fully automated.

Tipsy · 08-11-2002, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Frank W
The original post may have been a joke.

But on a serious tip...... $1000 a month is a lot of money for foreign webmasters. In India or the Philippines, the money is large enough that the webmaster can hire assistants to 1) help him fulfill his contract obligations 2) post TGPs, AVS, freesites for his OWN profit.

For an American/Canadian/European webmaster, $1K a month is too low for all the work you require....unless the person is running a super tight operation where everything is fully automated.

You keep posting this and each time it makes the same amount of sense as the last time i.e. none at all. It matters little what country you are from there are affiliate programs that will accept you if you look hard enough. So somebody from ANY country doing this amount of work would earn far more doing it for themselves. If doesn't matter if $200 is a fortune if their country why would they want to work for it when they could do the same for themselves and earn far more?

Frank W · 08-11-2002, 09:14 AM

Apparently, you misread my post as to mean that the foreign webmaster should just use this job as their sole source of income. That was not what I was arguing. My point is that this is great supplemental income while the webmaster builds his own income streams from sponsor programs that pay them directly.

Moreover, you neglected to analyze the cost efficiency of hiring a helper [due to the large exchange rate] to maximize income.

I agree with you that someone from any country would earn far more working for themselves. But they also earn even more working for themselves AND taking on jobs like these. If anything, the extra jobs SUBSIDIZE expanding their business.

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy

You keep posting this and each time it makes the same amount of sense as the last time i.e. none at all. It matters little what country you are from there are affiliate programs that will accept you if you look hard enough. So somebody from ANY country doing this amount of work would earn far more doing it for themselves. If doesn't matter if $200 is a fortune if their country why would they want to work for it when they could do the same for themselves and earn far more?

E-van · 08-11-2002, 09:22 AM

let's say the guy does find someone, and he's even going to pay.

let's say he wants 10 sites per week, how many sites can this guy want? I'd say that 100 is about it, don't think he can even afford more (domain names, space constraints, etc) so, after 10 weeks, say goodbye to your job. Not so pleasant.

Sly_RJ · 08-11-2002, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

I like the way you assume people here dont report their wages and/or pay taxes.

People like you are the reason my taxes are high.

How does your dealer claim his income from you?

Kat - Fast · 08-11-2002, 09:37 AM

"$225 a week" - he meant a day didn't he? $225??? I'd rather have a fuckin McJob

Jakke PNG · 08-11-2002, 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kat
"$225 a week" - he meant a day didn't he? $225??? I'd rather have a fuckin McJob

I think McJob pays better too

08-10-2002, 03:03 PM	#1
dirty Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 16	looking for a webmaster who works CHEAP, dirt cheap! Looking for a webmaster. I need a hard working webmaster with the following skills: Make make TGP websites using AutoGallery MySQL and AutoGallery Pro, make one page TGPs using java script to create random links so as to appear that the TGP is updated daily. create fast loading circle jerk sites. Create "sex mall" sites using mallcom or other cobranded programs ( very easy to do ). Also must know how to use FTP to upload files. Be able to edit pre made cgi scripts with the system path and /or my sql information as needed. Upload and change permissions for scripts. Must be able to use graphics programs to create fast simple logos for the websites he/she will be creating. Must understand how traffic trading works and be able to setup trading scripts that work with the TGPs. Will be entering and setting up trades for all the tgps he/she will be making. Must be able to work a site up to about 1000-2000 a day with out to much trouble. For those that know how to trade this is very easy. Most important for this position is the willingness to work LONG FULL TIME hours for crap shit pay. I am offering $225 a week. I except at least 10 TGPs a week to be created. I myself can make 10 in one day no problem. TGPs that use AutoGallery will need filler galleries added. I also expect those TGPs to be setup with trades and watch the trades every once in awhile untill the site is stable at 1000-2000 visitors a day, then you no longer have to watch the site. Other sites like "sex products" ect, you just create, upload scripts, files ect, make sure it works and then nothing else. I also expect other sites to be created as time allows. And email progress reports. As I said the pay is $225 a week. This is paid "under the table" meaning NO TAXES for you. I can pay via PayPal every week. I am a PayPal Verified International Business Memeber. I can also mail a check to you every week if you do not have access to PayPal. You can also place your own sponsor banners on all the TGP sites you create. You can keep your own banners on all the sites while you are building traffic and working the trades. I will increase the weekly pay after 3 weeks if it works out to $250 a week, and after that... well we'll see. Please email me at [email protected] with samples of your work and experience. If you have your own scripts, tools that is great but I will supply if needed. Respond to the email address because I won't be checking this board. Thank you, Glenn

08-10-2002, 03:05 PM	#2
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08-10-2002, 03:19 PM	#3
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	hard work and cheap pay dont go together.. unless youre a crackwhore prostitute whos got a $2k a day heroin habit to feed. good luck. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

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08-10-2002, 04:01 PM	#12
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	I have the skills the job requires, and $225 a week is so fucking low it's not worth waking up in the morning to do this kind of shit. __________________ Virtual accounts 39 cents per gig! Dedicated Servers starting at 31 cents per gig

08-10-2002, 03:22 PM	#4
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Jesus Christ, what a cheap fucker. Anyone who could do all that sure as hell wouldn't do it for $225 a week.

08-10-2002, 03:23 PM	#5
phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	I'll work for free chalupas!

08-10-2002, 03:25 PM	#6
twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	I missed this part... "Respond to the email address because I won't be checking this board. " What an asshole. I hate dickheads like this.

08-10-2002, 03:26 PM	#7
Pipecrew Master of Gfy.com Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 14,887	sounds like you are gonna sell this garbage on Ebay or something if you want a job done right do it yourself, i guarantee you wont be happy, anyone can do all that and actually make money and not have to work for someone else

08-10-2002, 03:27 PM	#8
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	Do checks and PayPal qualify as "under the table"? I wouldn't take it, how do I know you wouldn't turn around and claim it? "Under the table" is cold hard cash... yummy!

08-10-2002, 03:28 PM	#9
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Anyone with that knowledge should be making way more than that a week. Remember, you get what you pay for.

08-10-2002, 03:50 PM	#10
bash Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 245	Cheap fuck... do it yourself.

08-10-2002, 04:05 PM	#14
Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	its not that cheap if you are from a 3rd world country.... i bet he will get applicants __________________

08-10-2002, 08:18 PM	#16
doc Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: On 15 acres of leave me the fuck alone. Posts: 48	LMFAO!!! I wouldnt touch that for less than 5k a week. And you could keep the traffic. 10 AGP installs a week without the html coding for the templates would be a bit more that that. I refuse to whore my skillz that cheap. __________________ Keep on truckin,But watch out for the idiots

08-11-2002, 04:08 AM	#17
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	Hmm.. well its definitely cheap work haha. Its true the pay sucks, but it looks like a 2 day job every week to me. You can whip up logo's fast and do the installs pretty quick since basically you are reusing whats already been created. If you're someone that needs a whole week to do it though, its obviously not worth your time. Why wouldn't he just install it once, point a bunch of domain names to it, and serve the logo's, text, sponsors and colors, etc. based on the domain name calling it dynamically ? __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com

08-11-2002, 04:14 AM	#18
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I bet my ass he won't register autogallery for each site. __________________ ..and I'm off.

08-11-2002, 04:19 AM	#19
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	holy jesus, what a fucking loser

08-11-2002, 08:02 AM	#21
sweandy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Europe Posts: 422	Under the table paypal doesn't work.. if id get pay buy paypal i had to pay tax for it as usual and then in the end this would have given me $2-2,5/hour .. damn good.. don't know if you can earn this low even in sweden.. ;) Hope you find some russians or india people ;)

08-11-2002, 08:04 AM	#22
RW316 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 1,103	i consider that a rip off

08-11-2002, 08:21 AM	#24
sweandy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Europe Posts: 422	Couse it's not like you get cash in your hand.. it's all traceable by tax gov. I'm recently noticed ;(

08-11-2002, 08:30 AM	#27
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08-11-2002, 08:40 AM	#28
Frank W Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: California Posts: 889	The original post may have been a joke. But on a serious tip...... $1000 a month is a lot of money for foreign webmasters. In India or the Philippines, the money is large enough that the webmaster can hire assistants to 1) help him fulfill his contract obligations 2) post TGPs, AVS, freesites for his OWN profit. For an American/Canadian/European webmaster, $1K a month is too low for all the work you require....unless the person is running a super tight operation where everything is fully automated. __________________ "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

08-11-2002, 09:22 AM	#31
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	let's say the guy does find someone, and he's even going to pay. let's say he wants 10 sites per week, how many sites can this guy want? I'd say that 100 is about it, don't think he can even afford more (domain names, space constraints, etc) so, after 10 weeks, say goodbye to your job. Not so pleasant. __________________ Virtual accounts 39 cents per gig! Dedicated Servers starting at 31 cents per gig

08-11-2002, 09:37 AM	#33
Kat - Fast Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The bushes behind your house Posts: 2,303	"$225 a week" - he meant a day didn't he? $225??? I'd rather have a fuckin McJob