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V_RocKs · 03-15-2007, 12:28 AM

I am looking into obtaining the services of a blog poster. I need to know how much you will charge for the service.

The posts must contain a 430x[...] picture representing the posted subject (adult posts btw)... So you MUST know how to use photoshop and you must also know what sharpen edges, smart blur and levels are... Occasionally Hue...

You must speak English well... That is a BIG must.

I must have examples of your work, both the pics and the text.

The text must have 3 to 5 paragraphs.. That doesn't mean you need to write the entire biography of a model from cradle to present time. It just means it must have important info and some whitty crap you come up with. The amount of text in this post up to this point will do.

More would be better...

You must give me an invoice and you will get a 1099. Checks will be the only method of payment.

I strongly prefer people in the USA/CANADA area...

You must adhere to certain criteria I will give you. Template, style, links, etc...

You must have a good grasp of the English language...

Here is an example for you... The first post, "Lotta Booty Jade Xmas," is written by me... It sold four memberships... The second is by my old poster, "Big Wet Butts Chloe," it sold 4 memberships... The remaining posts are also from the poster and they all sold ZERO memberships... You will see a difference in our styles... I re-coached him for the Big Wet Butts post.

http://www.buttbender.com/page/2/

This is what an entire page of no sales looks like:
http://www.buttbender.com/page/4/

The girl on this page milking her tit sold numerously... So did the second to last post about Butt Jungle... I did both of them.. The other guy did all of the rest... ZERO sales again...
http://www.buttbender.com/page/5/

The differences between our posts are there... Mine tend to complete thoughts and not go over things twice.... His have no transitional phrases, no conclusions on a lot of them... Often no imagination and are often full of cliché.

I need someone who can write something that is a cut above the rest...

V_RocKs · 03-15-2007, 02:13 PM

GFY has no blog posters?

gimo33 · 03-15-2007, 02:38 PM

bump for you....

V_RocKs · 03-15-2007, 05:51 PM

Wow.. no one posts to blogs anymore?

LiveDose · 03-15-2007, 05:56 PM

Bump for ya.

M0nk · 03-15-2007, 07:40 PM

I´ve never did something like that before...but i got good knowledge about photoshop...and i guess I´ll have no problem writing kinky stuff....

fris · 03-15-2007, 08:04 PM

i used babagirls she did a bunch of posts for me, but i think she is backed up

aztecboi2003 · 03-15-2007, 08:31 PM

Consider giving Profits of Doom a shot. He did some forum posts for me and did an outstanding job. I was very pleased with the overall result and timeliness of his work. His ICQ is 432-524-419

WebTitan · 03-15-2007, 08:55 PM

we can hook you up, i have a girl that used to write all my tour text, tons of great gallery descriptions and stories that I can get ahold of if you have alot of work to get done. how many/often would you need them?

V_RocKs · 03-15-2007, 09:58 PM

I need them posted daily so I can open blogs and these people can post to them...

fantasysnatch · 03-15-2007, 10:02 PM

how many blogs do you intend running simultaneously?

V_RocKs · 03-15-2007, 10:11 PM

Keep in mind that I am looking for an ongoing relationship...

As in until you get tired of working with me... and I need about 200 to 300 done a month... or 7 to 10 a day...

RRRED · 03-16-2007, 11:33 AM

Bump for you...

CynthiaB · 03-16-2007, 11:54 AM

The trouble here is not the writing, it's the other requirements. I'm a writer not a Photoshopper. If I have to crop and enhance photos that's a whole nother ball game and I'd have to charge a lot more (If I was any good at it).

WebTitan · 03-16-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Keep in mind that I am looking for an ongoing relationship...

As in until you get tired of working with me... and I need about 200 to 300 done a month... or 7 to 10 a day...

if you were to go with the 7 to 10 a day, we could do them for $8 each, writing and editing the single image

BradM · 03-16-2007, 12:00 PM

V_Rocks, I'd be very interested in doing this for you.

I am working with some big names, and here is an example of what I can do:
http://teen.bigsxxx.com/18-year-old-...ed/2007/02/28/
http://blowjob.bigsxxx.com/hardcore-...rn/2007/03/02/
http://asian.bigsxxx.com/asian-rides...re/2007/02/26/

These are all written by hand, no text is copied from anywhere and you will not see strange grammatical errors as you would with some blog entries I am sure you have seen: "Big tits omg kewl!!111 lol" was one I actually saw once.

Please icq me or email me to talk price:
280389272
brad @ enivio.com

Adult Blogger · 03-17-2007, 09:32 PM

I agree with CynthiaB. Writers might be shying away from this ad since it requires them to concentrate on things other than writing.

DirtyDreamer · 03-17-2007, 09:36 PM

I think the "So you MUST know how to use photoshop and you must also know what sharpen edges, smart blur and levels are... Occasionally Hue..." is scaring the writers away.

Babagirls · 03-17-2007, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris

i used babagirls she did a bunch of posts for me, but i think she is backed up

I was backed up with work but I'll be available starting Monday

ICQ: 266-081-806
or
[email protected]

Hope to talk to you soon!
~Baba~

pornguy · 03-17-2007, 11:50 PM

http://www.wedesig.net/

V_RocKs · 03-18-2007, 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls

I was backed up with work but I'll be available starting Monday

ICQ: 266-081-806
or
[email protected]

Hope to talk to you soon!
~Baba~

You do photos too?

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 03-18-2007, 01:46 AM

This job is really not that hard at all... I'm surprised you don't have people all over you about it.

bioforce1 · 03-18-2007, 04:28 PM

Hi

I don't know photoshop but I can do anything with a photo in Paint Shop Pro.

I can write anything about anybody and make it sound good. I have been a professional writer for most of my life.

I also am the former owner of Titworld and know what it means to run adult web sites.

Test me for this and I'll show you that I am the one for the job.

Thanks

BigD
ICQ: 14826186
[email protected]

IllTestYourGirls · 03-18-2007, 05:48 PM

do you really think its the text that sold the sites? Thats a serious question.

crockett · 03-18-2007, 05:51 PM

lol I assume this is your site as well.. LMAO at the domain cockasourus.com

gandalfuy · 03-18-2007, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M0nk

I´ve never did something like that before...but i got good knowledge about photoshop...and i guess I´ll have no problem writing kinky stuff....

bump for the monk !

V_RocKs · 03-19-2007, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

do you really think its the text that sold the sites? Thats a serious question.

100%.... Well that and targeting things that are off the radar.

dig0 · 03-19-2007, 05:05 AM

I can do all that for you.

I'm a pro writer and a former designer. As well as a video editor.

Hit me up 488 634 689 or [email protected]

darksoul · 03-19-2007, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

V_Rocks, I'd be very interested in doing this for you.

I am working with some big names, and here is an example of what I can do:
http://teen.bigsxxx.com/18-year-old-...ed/2007/02/28/
http://blowjob.bigsxxx.com/hardcore-...rn/2007/03/02/
http://asian.bigsxxx.com/asian-rides...re/2007/02/26/

no offence but, after reading those I don't think you qualify.
You're writing in the same style the thread starter doesn't wants.
Just some descriptions, theres no intention on getting people horny
and speaking their language in your posts.

roger700 · 03-19-2007, 05:47 AM

Just hit me up 398978755,we can talk about this through icq.

elitegirls · 03-21-2007, 02:17 PM

bump 4 you

czarina · 03-21-2007, 04:45 PM

If you're still looking, I'd like to apply

You can see some samples of my work at: http://www.wedesig.net/writing.php
Prices are on the page as well.

V_RocKs · 03-22-2007, 03:37 AM

I will get with some of you when I awake.

Randyyy · 03-26-2007, 03:02 AM

sending you a message on icq now

03-15-2007, 12:28 AM	#1
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	Need a blog poster.... I am looking into obtaining the services of a blog poster. I need to know how much you will charge for the service. The posts must contain a 430x[...] picture representing the posted subject (adult posts btw)... So you MUST know how to use photoshop and you must also know what sharpen edges, smart blur and levels are... Occasionally Hue... You must speak English well... That is a BIG must. I must have examples of your work, both the pics and the text. The text must have 3 to 5 paragraphs.. That doesn't mean you need to write the entire biography of a model from cradle to present time. It just means it must have important info and some whitty crap you come up with. The amount of text in this post up to this point will do. More would be better... You must give me an invoice and you will get a 1099. Checks will be the only method of payment. I strongly prefer people in the USA/CANADA area... You must adhere to certain criteria I will give you. Template, style, links, etc... You must have a good grasp of the English language... Here is an example for you... The first post, "Lotta Booty Jade Xmas," is written by me... It sold four memberships... The second is by my old poster, "Big Wet Butts Chloe," it sold 4 memberships... The remaining posts are also from the poster and they all sold ZERO memberships... You will see a difference in our styles... I re-coached him for the Big Wet Butts post. http://www.buttbender.com/page/2/ This is what an entire page of no sales looks like: http://www.buttbender.com/page/4/ The girl on this page milking her tit sold numerously... So did the second to last post about Butt Jungle... I did both of them.. The other guy did all of the rest... ZERO sales again... http://www.buttbender.com/page/5/ The differences between our posts are there... Mine tend to complete thoughts and not go over things twice.... His have no transitional phrases, no conclusions on a lot of them... Often no imagination and are often full of cliché. I need someone who can write something that is a cut above the rest...

03-15-2007, 02:38 PM	#3
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03-15-2007, 02:13 PM	#2
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	GFY has no blog posters?

03-15-2007, 05:51 PM	#4
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	Wow.. no one posts to blogs anymore?

03-15-2007, 07:40 PM	#6
M0nk Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: uruguay Posts: 3,502	I´ve never did something like that before...but i got good knowledge about photoshop...and i guess I´ll have no problem writing kinky stuff....

03-15-2007, 08:55 PM	#9
WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	we can hook you up, i have a girl that used to write all my tour text, tons of great gallery descriptions and stories that I can get ahold of if you have alot of work to get done. how many/often would you need them?

03-15-2007, 09:58 PM	#10
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	I need them posted daily so I can open blogs and these people can post to them...

03-15-2007, 10:02 PM	#11
fantasysnatch Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 59	how many blogs do you intend running simultaneously? __________________ Whatever your quiry nature desires... We'll create it. www.fantasysnatch.com

03-15-2007, 10:11 PM	#12
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	Keep in mind that I am looking for an ongoing relationship... As in until you get tired of working with me... and I need about 200 to 300 done a month... or 7 to 10 a day...

03-16-2007, 11:33 AM	#13
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Bump for you...

03-16-2007, 11:54 AM	#14
CynthiaB Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The OC Posts: 1,274	The trouble here is not the writing, it's the other requirements. I'm a writer not a Photoshopper. If I have to crop and enhance photos that's a whole nother ball game and I'd have to charge a lot more (If I was any good at it). __________________ DDC -- Power Parking Success is the Only Option

03-16-2007, 12:00 PM	#16
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	V_Rocks, I'd be very interested in doing this for you. I am working with some big names, and here is an example of what I can do: http://teen.bigsxxx.com/18-year-old-...ed/2007/02/28/ http://blowjob.bigsxxx.com/hardcore-...rn/2007/03/02/ http://asian.bigsxxx.com/asian-rides...re/2007/02/26/ These are all written by hand, no text is copied from anywhere and you will not see strange grammatical errors as you would with some blog entries I am sure you have seen: "Big tits omg kewl!!111 lol" was one I actually saw once. Please icq me or email me to talk price: 280389272 brad @ enivio.com

03-17-2007, 09:32 PM	#17
Adult Blogger Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 123	I agree with CynthiaB. Writers might be shying away from this ad since it requires them to concentrate on things other than writing. __________________ I write adult blogs. Contact me at ICQ#210313241 and lets do biz.

03-17-2007, 09:36 PM	#18
DirtyDreamer Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 458	I think the "So you MUST know how to use photoshop and you must also know what sharpen edges, smart blur and levels are... Occasionally Hue..." is scaring the writers away. __________________ Chill out at Moongem Comics

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03-18-2007, 01:46 AM	#22
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03-18-2007, 04:28 PM	#23
bioforce1 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 20	I'm Your Boy Hi I don't know photoshop but I can do anything with a photo in Paint Shop Pro. I can write anything about anybody and make it sound good. I have been a professional writer for most of my life. I also am the former owner of Titworld and know what it means to run adult web sites. Test me for this and I'll show you that I am the one for the job. Thanks BigD ICQ: 14826186 [email protected]

03-18-2007, 05:48 PM	#24
IllTestYourGirls Ah My Balls Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Under the gold leaf ICQ 388-454-421 Posts: 14,311	do you really think its the text that sold the sites? Thats a serious question. __________________

03-18-2007, 05:51 PM	#25
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03-19-2007, 05:05 AM	#28
dig0 Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 440	I can do all that for you. I'm a pro writer and a former designer. As well as a video editor. Hit me up 488 634 689 or [email protected]

03-19-2007, 05:47 AM	#30
roger700 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 71	Just hit me up 398978755,we can talk about this through icq.

03-21-2007, 02:17 PM	#31
elitegirls Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 962	bump 4 you __________________

03-21-2007, 04:45 PM	#32
czarina Webmaster Extraordinaire Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: A beautiful beach... Posts: 10,748	If you're still looking, I'd like to apply You can see some samples of my work at: http://www.wedesig.net/writing.php Prices are on the page as well.

03-22-2007, 03:37 AM	#33
V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,422	I will get with some of you when I awake.

03-26-2007, 03:02 AM	#34
Randyyy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 2,240	sending you a message on icq now