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V_RocKs 03-15-2007 12:28 AM

Need a blog poster....
 
I am looking into obtaining the services of a blog poster. I need to know how much you will charge for the service.

The posts must contain a 430x[...] picture representing the posted subject (adult posts btw)... So you MUST know how to use photoshop and you must also know what sharpen edges, smart blur and levels are... Occasionally Hue...

You must speak English well... That is a BIG must.

I must have examples of your work, both the pics and the text.

The text must have 3 to 5 paragraphs.. That doesn't mean you need to write the entire biography of a model from cradle to present time. It just means it must have important info and some whitty crap you come up with. The amount of text in this post up to this point will do.

More would be better...

You must give me an invoice and you will get a 1099. Checks will be the only method of payment.

I strongly prefer people in the USA/CANADA area...

You must adhere to certain criteria I will give you. Template, style, links, etc...

You must have a good grasp of the English language...

Here is an example for you... The first post, "Lotta Booty Jade Xmas," is written by me... It sold four memberships... The second is by my old poster, "Big Wet Butts Chloe," it sold 4 memberships... The remaining posts are also from the poster and they all sold ZERO memberships... You will see a difference in our styles... I re-coached him for the Big Wet Butts post.

http://www.buttbender.com/page/2/

This is what an entire page of no sales looks like:
http://www.buttbender.com/page/4/

The girl on this page milking her tit sold numerously... So did the second to last post about Butt Jungle... I did both of them.. The other guy did all of the rest... ZERO sales again...
http://www.buttbender.com/page/5/

The differences between our posts are there... Mine tend to complete thoughts and not go over things twice.... His have no transitional phrases, no conclusions on a lot of them... Often no imagination and are often full of cliché.

I need someone who can write something that is a cut above the rest...

V_RocKs 03-15-2007 02:13 PM

GFY has no blog posters?

gimo33 03-15-2007 02:38 PM

bump for you....

V_RocKs 03-15-2007 05:51 PM

Wow.. no one posts to blogs anymore?

LiveDose 03-15-2007 05:56 PM

Bump for ya.

M0nk 03-15-2007 07:40 PM

IŽve never did something like that before...but i got good knowledge about photoshop...and i guess IŽll have no problem writing kinky stuff....

fris 03-15-2007 08:04 PM

i used babagirls she did a bunch of posts for me, but i think she is backed up

aztecboi2003 03-15-2007 08:31 PM

Consider giving Profits of Doom a shot. He did some forum posts for me and did an outstanding job. I was very pleased with the overall result and timeliness of his work. His ICQ is 432-524-419

WebTitan 03-15-2007 08:55 PM

we can hook you up, i have a girl that used to write all my tour text, tons of great gallery descriptions and stories that I can get ahold of if you have alot of work to get done. how many/often would you need them?

V_RocKs 03-15-2007 09:58 PM

I need them posted daily so I can open blogs and these people can post to them...

fantasysnatch 03-15-2007 10:02 PM

how many blogs do you intend running simultaneously?

V_RocKs 03-15-2007 10:11 PM

Keep in mind that I am looking for an ongoing relationship...

As in until you get tired of working with me... and I need about 200 to 300 done a month... or 7 to 10 a day...

RRRED 03-16-2007 11:33 AM

Bump for you...

CynthiaB 03-16-2007 11:54 AM

The trouble here is not the writing, it's the other requirements. I'm a writer not a Photoshopper. If I have to crop and enhance photos that's a whole nother ball game and I'd have to charge a lot more (If I was any good at it).

WebTitan 03-16-2007 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 12087185)
Keep in mind that I am looking for an ongoing relationship...

As in until you get tired of working with me... and I need about 200 to 300 done a month... or 7 to 10 a day...

if you were to go with the 7 to 10 a day, we could do them for $8 each, writing and editing the single image

BradM 03-16-2007 12:00 PM

V_Rocks, I'd be very interested in doing this for you.

I am working with some big names, and here is an example of what I can do:
http://teen.bigsxxx.com/18-year-old-...ed/2007/02/28/
http://blowjob.bigsxxx.com/hardcore-...rn/2007/03/02/
http://asian.bigsxxx.com/asian-rides...re/2007/02/26/

These are all written by hand, no text is copied from anywhere and you will not see strange grammatical errors as you would with some blog entries I am sure you have seen: "Big tits omg kewl!!111 lol" was one I actually saw once.

Please icq me or email me to talk price:
280389272
brad @ enivio.com

Adult Blogger 03-17-2007 09:32 PM

I agree with CynthiaB. Writers might be shying away from this ad since it requires them to concentrate on things other than writing.

DirtyDreamer 03-17-2007 09:36 PM

I think the "So you MUST know how to use photoshop and you must also know what sharpen edges, smart blur and levels are... Occasionally Hue..." is scaring the writers away.

Babagirls 03-17-2007 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris (Post 12086617)
i used babagirls she did a bunch of posts for me, but i think she is backed up


I was backed up with work but I'll be available starting Monday :)

ICQ: 266-081-806
or
[email protected]

Hope to talk to you soon!
~Baba~

pornguy 03-17-2007 11:50 PM

http://www.wedesig.net/

V_RocKs 03-18-2007 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls (Post 12101552)
I was backed up with work but I'll be available starting Monday :)

ICQ: 266-081-806
or
[email protected]

Hope to talk to you soon!
~Baba~

You do photos too?

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 03-18-2007 01:46 AM

This job is really not that hard at all... I'm surprised you don't have people all over you about it.

bioforce1 03-18-2007 04:28 PM

I'm Your Boy
 
Hi

I don't know photoshop but I can do anything with a photo in Paint Shop Pro.

I can write anything about anybody and make it sound good. I have been a professional writer for most of my life.

I also am the former owner of Titworld and know what it means to run adult web sites.

Test me for this and I'll show you that I am the one for the job.

Thanks

BigD
ICQ: 14826186
[email protected]

IllTestYourGirls 03-18-2007 05:48 PM

do you really think its the text that sold the sites? Thats a serious question.

crockett 03-18-2007 05:51 PM

lol I assume this is your site as well.. LMAO at the domain cockasourus.com

gandalfuy 03-18-2007 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M0nk (Post 12086448)
IŽve never did something like that before...but i got good knowledge about photoshop...and i guess IŽll have no problem writing kinky stuff....

bump for the monk !

V_RocKs 03-19-2007 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 12105214)
do you really think its the text that sold the sites? Thats a serious question.

100%.... Well that and targeting things that are off the radar.

dig0 03-19-2007 05:05 AM

I can do all that for you.

I'm a pro writer and a former designer. As well as a video editor.

Hit me up 488 634 689 or [email protected]

darksoul 03-19-2007 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM (Post 12091449)
V_Rocks, I'd be very interested in doing this for you.

I am working with some big names, and here is an example of what I can do:
http://teen.bigsxxx.com/18-year-old-...ed/2007/02/28/
http://blowjob.bigsxxx.com/hardcore-...rn/2007/03/02/
http://asian.bigsxxx.com/asian-rides...re/2007/02/26/

no offence but, after reading those I don't think you qualify.
You're writing in the same style the thread starter doesn't wants.
Just some descriptions, theres no intention on getting people horny
and speaking their language in your posts.

roger700 03-19-2007 05:47 AM

Just hit me up 398978755,we can talk about this through icq.

elitegirls 03-21-2007 02:17 PM

bump 4 you

czarina 03-21-2007 04:45 PM

If you're still looking, I'd like to apply :)
You can see some samples of my work at: http://www.wedesig.net/writing.php
Prices are on the page as well.

V_RocKs 03-22-2007 03:37 AM

I will get with some of you when I awake.

Randyyy 03-26-2007 03:02 AM

sending you a message on icq now


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