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03-09-2007, 02:12 PM
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Location: Toronto
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18 Year Old Virgin
So a couple weeks ago was my 23rd birthday. I picked up this girl at the bar, and learned some interesting things on the cab right home. First of all, she was only 18...she got into the bar with a fake ID. I guess the braces should have given it away...but I'm a dirty fuck, so I didn't care. Then, later that night she told me she was a virgin...as she was naked...in bed. I've been jaded working in this industy...I didn't think 18 year old virgins still existed. I thought it was just a funny name that studios used in their movies, and it was all just an urban myth. I just rolled over and went to bed. I would have let her blow me...but I was worried the braces might cut me...
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03-09-2007, 02:18 PM
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thats a good pick up
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03-09-2007, 02:27 PM
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In Tushy Land
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umm thanks for sharing?
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03-09-2007, 02:28 PM
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03-09-2007, 03:09 PM
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Moo Moo Cow
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Did your confused gay Natzi neighbor come over and shoot you too?
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03-09-2007, 03:11 PM
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Retired
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ummm wooohoo
I guess
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03-09-2007, 03:16 PM
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intresting story
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03-09-2007, 03:19 PM
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The sad part is this lovely 18 year old virgin got stuck with you.
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03-09-2007, 03:22 PM
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So you didn't fuck her ??
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03-09-2007, 03:22 PM
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Huh? Did you take her virginity or not?
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03-09-2007, 03:25 PM
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Yeah Yeah Sure. we wont believe you unless you post photos of you with her underware on your head.
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03-09-2007, 03:27 PM
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Location: Toronto
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Take her virginity? Are you insane!?!?!? I have enough trouble with chicks who aren't virgins, getting clingy. Besides, inexperienced pussy isn't worth that kind of head ache!
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03-09-2007, 03:36 PM
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sounds like she was just telling you what she thought you wanted to hear. BTW if you were worried the braces might cut you why did you not get a handy or go greek? kids...
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03-09-2007, 03:38 PM
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Moo Moo Cow
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I can pretty much guarantee you that any 18 year old girl who is hanging out in a bar is not a virgin, and probably hasn't been for at least 3 years.
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03-09-2007, 03:44 PM
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mmm yeah!
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03-09-2007, 03:45 PM
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last time I got a bj i didn't fuck here in the teeth so why did the braces stop you again and you bought the "I'm a virgin" story ?? I fucked some girl I met last Saturday last Saturday and ya wanna guess what she told me sunday morning when we woke up "I hope you don't think I am a slut I never anything like this" come on man those are the preprogramed shit girls are supposed to say.
what she say/what she means I am a virgin = if you make a move I will fuck you I hope you don't think I am a slut I never anything like this= go get tested I have done this every weekend for the last 5 years I never cheat=if you even touch your zipper I will suck the skin right off your cock |
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03-09-2007, 06:16 PM
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Eeheeh nice one
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03-09-2007, 06:24 PM
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shitt...my ex g/f is 22 and shes only had sex with 1 guy, its all bout morals
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