18 Year Old Virgin
 

So a couple weeks ago was my 23rd birthday. I picked up this girl at the bar, and learned some interesting things on the cab right home. First of all, she was only 18...she got into the bar with a fake ID. I guess the braces should have given it away...but I'm a dirty fuck, so I didn't care. Then, later that night she told me she was a virgin...as she was naked...in bed. I've been jaded working in this industy...I didn't think 18 year old virgins still existed. I thought it was just a funny name that studios used in their movies, and it was all just an urban myth. I just rolled over and went to bed. I would have let her blow me...but I was worried the braces might cut me...

thats a good pick up:)

umm thanks for sharing?

Did your confused gay Natzi neighbor come over and shoot you too?

ummm wooohoo


I guess

intresting story :)

The sad part is this lovely 18 year old virgin got stuck with you.

So you didn't fuck her ??

Huh? Did you take her virginity or not?

Yeah Yeah Sure. we wont believe you unless you post photos of you with her underware on your head.

Take her virginity? Are you insane!?!?!? I have enough trouble with chicks who aren't virgins, getting clingy. Besides, inexperienced pussy isn't worth that kind of head ache!

sounds like she was just telling you what she thought you wanted to hear. BTW if you were worried the braces might cut you why did you not get a handy or go greek? kids...

I can pretty much guarantee you that any 18 year old girl who is hanging out in a bar is not a virgin, and probably hasn't been for at least 3 years.

:2 cents:

last time I got a bj i didn't fuck here in the teeth so why did the braces stop you again and you bought the "I'm a virgin" story ?? I fucked some girl I met last Saturday last Saturday and ya wanna guess what she told me sunday morning when we woke up "I hope you don't think I am a slut I never anything like this" come on man those are the preprogramed shit girls are supposed to say.

what she say/what she means
I am a virgin = if you make a move I will fuck you
I hope you don't think I am a slut I never anything like this= go get tested I have done this every weekend for the last 5 years
I never cheat=if you even touch your zipper I will suck the skin right off your cock

thats so funny! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and thats gay...

Eeheeh nice one

shitt...my ex g/f is 22 and shes only had sex with 1 guy, its all bout morals