So a couple weeks ago was my 23rd birthday. I picked up this girl at the bar, and learned some interesting things on the cab right home. First of all, she was only 18...she got into the bar with a fake ID. I guess the braces should have given it away...but I'm a dirty fuck, so I didn't care. Then, later that night she told me she was a virgin...as she was naked...in bed. I've been jaded working in this industy...I didn't think 18 year old virgins still existed. I thought it was just a funny name that studios used in their movies, and it was all just an urban myth. I just rolled over and went to bed. I would have let her blow me...but I was worried the braces might cut me...
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Did your confused gay Natzi neighbor come over and shoot you too?Comment
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ummm wooohoo
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intresting story
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The sad part is this lovely 18 year old virgin got stuck with you.Comment
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So you didn't fuck her ??
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Huh? Did you take her virginity or not?Comment
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Take her virginity? Are you insane!?!?!? I have enough trouble with chicks who aren't virgins, getting clingy. Besides, inexperienced pussy isn't worth that kind of head ache!ICQ: 283-983-543Comment
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sounds like she was just telling you what she thought you wanted to hear. BTW if you were worried the braces might cut you why did you not get a handy or go greek? kids...Comment
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I can pretty much guarantee you that any 18 year old girl who is hanging out in a bar is not a virgin, and probably hasn't been for at least 3 years.Comment
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last time I got a bj i didn't fuck here in the teeth so why did the braces stop you again and you bought the "I'm a virgin" story ?? I fucked some girl I met last Saturday last Saturday and ya wanna guess what she told me sunday morning when we woke up "I hope you don't think I am a slut I never anything like this" come on man those are the preprogramed shit girls are supposed to say.
what she say/what she means
I am a virgin = if you make a move I will fuck you
I hope you don't think I am a slut I never anything like this= go get tested I have done this every weekend for the last 5 years
I never cheat=if you even touch your zipper I will suck the skin right off your cock"Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity."
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Eeheeh nice oneComment
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shitt...my ex g/f is 22 and shes only had sex with 1 guy, its all bout moralsComment
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