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baddog · 03-07-2007, 05:04 PM

All they do is give more places to get hair stuck. I get a much closer shave with a two blade bic razor.

03-07-2007, 05:08 PM

i believe Gillette is working on a 6 blade razor to counter schicks 5 blade...

Braun Electric Shaver all the way...

baddog · 03-07-2007, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilBro

i believe Gillette is working on a 6 blade razor to counter schicks 5 blade...

They will have to mail me a free sample to even try it. I am not impressed with the 3 and 5 versions I have tried.

Quote:

Braun Electric Shaver all the way...

Even when I was a kid electric shavers never did it for me. I use one to knock back the forest, but I still have to follow up with a blade.

WiredGuy · 03-07-2007, 05:12 PM

Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave

WG

Juicy D. Links · 03-07-2007, 05:14 PM

the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice

03-07-2007, 05:14 PM

yo the braun works...plus it cleans itself....chicks dig it too

baddog · 03-07-2007, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave

WG

you are right

Scott McD · 03-07-2007, 05:16 PM

Those Gilette ones don't do much for me either. I've not noticed any improvements from what i used before. Just more expensive...

tranza · 03-07-2007, 05:16 PM

I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

Any pics??

PR_Sebas · 03-07-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

Any pics??

gillette fusion has 5 blades..

http://www.gillettefusion.com/us/lowband.asp

baddog · 03-07-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice

Does it do anything as far as the hair is concerned or are you just going for the vibration?

jakethedog · 03-07-2007, 05:18 PM

anything more than a 2 blade is useless .. and i always cut up under my nose with those thick fricken heads they have on the "5 blade assassin's" pretty much hate them ..

BusterBunny · 03-07-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice

that is the bravest thing i have ever heard of

and i agree with bd on using the two blade action...buy a whole pack of them use one per stroke, and throw them away still costs about as much as buying one 50 blade spiel......

baddog · 03-07-2007, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

Any pics??

You're right. Went and put my glasses on, it is a Quattro . But Google indicates a 5 blade is coming soon if not already here

nico-t · 03-07-2007, 05:25 PM

I thought you haven't shaved your dirty yellow beard for about 60 years?

Doctor Dre · 03-07-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

I thought you haven't shaved your dirty yellow beard for about 60 years?

He's mad at gilette because he just got his ass

So much for getting the ladies to go down there...

D · 03-07-2007, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

Any pics??

germ · 03-07-2007, 06:25 PM

i got that fusion shit and it actually HURTS when i shave. it feels like its pulling the hair out, even when its a brand new blade.

i think im gonna try out an electric soon, i just dont know whats the best one to get.

s9ann0 · 03-07-2007, 06:32 PM

I seen pictures of you scaring young models stop telling lies you ain't shaved in years

VicD · 03-07-2007, 06:37 PM

Are you shaving yourself

FirstByte · 03-07-2007, 06:40 PM

Braun Electric for me... Though they've been pushing the "5 blade razor" a lot in Oz.

Slick · 03-07-2007, 06:48 PM

I have the Gillette Fusion and I love it

JFK · 03-07-2007, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave

WG

What a MAN

Sluggo · 03-07-2007, 07:22 PM

I went as far as 3 blades, didn't see any difference and went back to 2.
Like most things it's all about the marketing.

aico · 03-07-2007, 07:26 PM

You don't really strike me as a reliable razor spokesmen.

SmokeyTheBear · 03-07-2007, 07:30 PM

gotta agree here.

I notice a few people mention electric razors, but those never work for me , im not sure if its just guys with very little facial hair or what, but they dont do squat.

The 3-4-and5 blade razors all suck , i bought the new one it leaves m with razor burn and clogs up faster.

If you want a really good shave i know a secret razor that works great. its a womens leg disposable one . 2 blades. i dont know the name , i make the wife buy em hah.. but its got an oval shaped handle. best shave around.

Sosa · 03-07-2007, 07:32 PM

use one of those expensive fucking electrics, but I still have to use a mach 3 to get close enough

Star 69 · 03-07-2007, 07:43 PM

2 blade razor is the best

Huggles · 03-07-2007, 07:48 PM

Fusion works amazingly well, that's what I use

tehHinjew · 03-07-2007, 07:48 PM

i got one and im sticking to my mach 3
its way better then that 5 crap

Sick Bastard · 03-07-2007, 07:51 PM

harkens back to one of my favorite Onion articles:
"Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

Of course the article on Matchbox 20 being wusses was classic too:
"Matchbox Twenty Finally Finishes Watering Down Long-Awaited New Album"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30719

SB

aico · 03-07-2007, 07:57 PM

Electrics work good but you have to use it for like 2 weeks straight before you start getting a good shave, most people aren't that patient.

I personally use the Mach 3, works good, and they sell the blades at Costco.

Calico Jack · 03-07-2007, 08:10 PM

I like the Mach 3. I am howver, adverse to paying $25 for 8 replacement cartridges.

MikeVega · 03-07-2007, 08:23 PM

I like the Mach 3 .. it works well and i have to take less passes to get a close shave. the one with the 4 blades and the single on the back just doesn't work well for me. the thing is too thick and i feel like I'm going to cut my face open with the single on the back ..

Nodtveidt · 03-07-2007, 08:37 PM

I've used the 2-blade for years. I tried the Mach-3 when it first came out and it didn't hold a candle to my old standby that I use to this day, the Gilette Sensor Excel. I can't imagine the 5-blade waste-of-cash would fare any better than the Mach-3.

03-07-2007, 05:04 PM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	These 5 blade razors are nothing more than a gimmick All they do is give more places to get hair stuck. I get a much closer shave with a two blade bic razor.

03-07-2007, 05:12 PM	#4
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave WG __________________ I play with Google.

03-07-2007, 05:16 PM	#8
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03-07-2007, 05:16 PM	#9
tranza ICQ: 197-556-237 Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: BRASIL !!! Posts: 57,559	I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4! Any pics?? __________________ I'm just a newbie.

03-07-2007, 05:18 PM	#12
jakethedog Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Vancouver B.C. Posts: 2,497	anything more than a 2 blade is useless .. and i always cut up under my nose with those thick fricken heads they have on the "5 blade assassin's" pretty much hate them .. __________________ No sig .. just me

03-07-2007, 05:08 PM	#2
LilBro Guest Posts: n/a	i believe Gillette is working on a 6 blade razor to counter schicks 5 blade... Braun Electric Shaver all the way...

03-07-2007, 05:14 PM	#5
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice

03-07-2007, 05:25 PM	#15
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	I thought you haven't shaved your dirty yellow beard for about 60 years?

03-07-2007, 06:25 PM	#18
germ ( o Y o ) Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,108	i got that fusion shit and it actually HURTS when i shave. it feels like its pulling the hair out, even when its a brand new blade. i think im gonna try out an electric soon, i just dont know whats the best one to get.

03-07-2007, 06:32 PM	#19
s9ann0 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Boston Posts: 4,873	I seen pictures of you scaring young models stop telling lies you ain't shaved in years

03-07-2007, 06:37 PM	#20
VicD ICQ: 304-611-162 Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Masterdam Posts: 13,245	Are you shaving yourself

03-07-2007, 06:40 PM	#21
FirstByte Registered User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 95	Braun Electric for me... Though they've been pushing the "5 blade razor" a lot in Oz. __________________ Skype: firstbyte \| icq:9092492

03-07-2007, 06:48 PM	#22
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I have the Gillette Fusion and I love it

03-07-2007, 07:22 PM	#24
Sluggo Registered User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 57	I went as far as 3 blades, didn't see any difference and went back to 2. Like most things it's all about the marketing.

03-07-2007, 07:26 PM	#25
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	You don't really strike me as a reliable razor spokesmen.

03-07-2007, 07:30 PM	#26
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	gotta agree here. I notice a few people mention electric razors, but those never work for me , im not sure if its just guys with very little facial hair or what, but they dont do squat. The 3-4-and5 blade razors all suck , i bought the new one it leaves m with razor burn and clogs up faster. If you want a really good shave i know a secret razor that works great. its a womens leg disposable one . 2 blades. i dont know the name , i make the wife buy em hah.. but its got an oval shaped handle. best shave around. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

03-07-2007, 07:32 PM	#27
Sosa In Tushy Land Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nebraska Posts: 40,149	use one of those expensive fucking electrics, but I still have to use a mach 3 to get close enough

03-07-2007, 07:43 PM	#28
Star 69 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Russia Posts: 8,602	2 blade razor is the best __________________ e-mail star69

03-07-2007, 07:48 PM	#29
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03-07-2007, 07:48 PM	#30
tehHinjew Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: MTL Posts: 5,755	i got one and im sticking to my mach 3 its way better then that 5 crap __________________ Hot Porn Wanna trade? email me at wanker (@) wanknation dot com

03-07-2007, 07:51 PM	#31
Sick Bastard Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: BangedUpville Posts: 499	harkens back to one of my favorite Onion articles: "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades" http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930 Of course the article on Matchbox 20 being wusses was classic too: "Matchbox Twenty Finally Finishes Watering Down Long-Awaited New Album" http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30719 SB __________________ FTW! bangedup.NET

03-07-2007, 07:57 PM	#32
aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	Electrics work good but you have to use it for like 2 weeks straight before you start getting a good shave, most people aren't that patient. I personally use the Mach 3, works good, and they sell the blades at Costco.

03-07-2007, 08:10 PM	#33
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03-07-2007, 08:23 PM	#34
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I like the Mach 3 .. it works well and i have to take less passes to get a close shave. the one with the 4 blades and the single on the back just doesn't work well for me. the thing is too thick and i feel like I'm going to cut my face open with the single on the back .. __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

03-07-2007, 08:37 PM	#35
Nodtveidt Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Camuy, PR Posts: 573	I've used the 2-blade for years. I tried the Mach-3 when it first came out and it didn't hold a candle to my old standby that I use to this day, the Gilette Sensor Excel. I can't imagine the 5-blade waste-of-cash would fare any better than the Mach-3. __________________ ICQ: 11541913