These 5 blade razors are nothing more than a gimmick

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  • baddog
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 107089

    #1

    These 5 blade razors are nothing more than a gimmick

    All they do is give more places to get hair stuck. I get a much closer shave with a two blade bic razor.
  • LilBro

    #2
    i believe Gillette is working on a 6 blade razor to counter schicks 5 blade...

    Braun Electric Shaver all the way...

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    • baddog
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 107089

      #3
      Originally posted by LilBro
      i believe Gillette is working on a 6 blade razor to counter schicks 5 blade...
      They will have to mail me a free sample to even try it. I am not impressed with the 3 and 5 versions I have tried.


      Braun Electric Shaver all the way...
      Even when I was a kid electric shavers never did it for me. I use one to knock back the forest, but I still have to follow up with a blade.

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      • WiredGuy
        Pounding Googlebot
        • Aug 2002
        • 34512

        #4
        Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave
        WG
        I play with Google.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice

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          • LilBro

            #6
            yo the braun works...plus it cleans itself....chicks dig it too

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            • baddog
              So Fucking Banned
              • Apr 2001
              • 107089

              #7
              Originally posted by WiredGuy
              Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave
              WG
              you are right

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              • Scott McD
                Too lazy to set a custom title
                • Nov 2002
                • 67798

                #8
                Those Gilette ones don't do much for me either. I've not noticed any improvements from what i used before. Just more expensive...


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                • tranza
                  ICQ: 197-556-237
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 57559

                  #9
                  I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

                  Any pics??
                  I'm just a newbie.

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                  • PR_Sebas
                    Confirmed User
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 2825

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tranza
                    I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

                    Any pics??
                    gillette fusion has 5 blades..

                    http://www.gillettefusion.com/us/lowband.asp

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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                      the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice
                      Does it do anything as far as the hair is concerned or are you just going for the vibration?

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                      • jakethedog
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2497

                        #12
                        anything more than a 2 blade is useless .. and i always cut up under my nose with those thick fricken heads they have on the "5 blade assassin's" pretty much hate them ..
                        No sig .. just me

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                        • BusterBunny
                          perverted justice decoy
                          • Aug 2005
                          • 19291

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                          the one i got is the vibrating one yo , i use it for my testicles and it is nice
                          that is the bravest thing i have ever heard of

                          and i agree with bd on using the two blade action...buy a whole pack of them use one per stroke, and throw them away still costs about as much as buying one 50 blade spiel......
                          my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

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                          • baddog
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Apr 2001
                            • 107089

                            #14
                            Originally posted by tranza
                            I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

                            Any pics??
                            You're right. Went and put my glasses on, it is a Quattro . But Google indicates a 5 blade is coming soon if not already here

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                            • nico-t
                              emperor of my world
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 29903

                              #15
                              I thought you haven't shaved your dirty yellow beard for about 60 years?

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                              • Doctor Dre
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Jan 2001
                                • 51692

                                #16
                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                I thought you haven't shaved your dirty yellow beard for about 60 years?
                                He's mad at gilette because he just got his ass

                                So much for getting the ladies to go down there...
                                Originally posted by rayadp05
                                I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                                • D
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2006
                                  • 7412

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by tranza
                                  I thought the maximum number of blades on a razor was 4!

                                  Any pics??

                                  -D.
                                  ICQ: 202-96-31

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                                  • germ
                                    ( o Y o )
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 3108

                                    #18
                                    i got that fusion shit and it actually HURTS when i shave. it feels like its pulling the hair out, even when its a brand new blade.

                                    i think im gonna try out an electric soon, i just dont know whats the best one to get.

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                                    • s9ann0
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 4873

                                      #19
                                      I seen pictures of you scaring young models stop telling lies you ain't shaved in years

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                                      • VicD
                                        ICQ: 304-611-162
                                        • Feb 2005
                                        • 13245

                                        #20
                                        Are you shaving yourself

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                                        • FirstByte
                                          Registered User
                                          • May 2003
                                          • 95

                                          #21
                                          Braun Electric for me... Though they've been pushing the "5 blade razor" a lot in Oz.
                                          Skype: firstbyte | icq:9092492

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                                          • Slick
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 7338

                                            #22
                                            I have the Gillette Fusion and I love it

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                                            • JFK
                                              FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                              • Jan 2002
                                              • 67373

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by WiredGuy
                                              Gimme a butcher's knife and some shaving cream, that's the smoothest shave
                                              WG
                                              What a MAN

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                                              • Sluggo
                                                Registered User
                                                • Mar 2007
                                                • 57

                                                #24
                                                I went as far as 3 blades, didn't see any difference and went back to 2.
                                                Like most things it's all about the marketing.

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                                                • aico
                                                  Moo Moo Cow
                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                  • 14748

                                                  #25
                                                  You don't really strike me as a reliable razor spokesmen.

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                                                  • SmokeyTheBear
                                                    ►SouthOfHeaven
                                                    • Jun 2004
                                                    • 28609

                                                    #26
                                                    gotta agree here.

                                                    I notice a few people mention electric razors, but those never work for me , im not sure if its just guys with very little facial hair or what, but they dont do squat.

                                                    The 3-4-and5 blade razors all suck , i bought the new one it leaves m with razor burn and clogs up faster.

                                                    If you want a really good shave i know a secret razor that works great. its a womens leg disposable one . 2 blades. i dont know the name , i make the wife buy em hah.. but its got an oval shaped handle. best shave around.
                                                    hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                                    • Sosa
                                                      In Tushy Land
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 40149

                                                      #27
                                                      use one of those expensive fucking electrics, but I still have to use a mach 3 to get close enough

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                                                      • Star 69
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Nov 2005
                                                        • 8602

                                                        #28
                                                        2 blade razor is the best
                                                        e-mail star69

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                                                        • Huggles
                                                          GFY'S #1 retard
                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 12511

                                                          #29
                                                          Fusion works amazingly well, that's what I use
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                                                          • tehHinjew
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 5755

                                                            #30
                                                            i got one and im sticking to my mach 3
                                                            its way better then that 5 crap

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                                                            • Sick Bastard
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Oct 2006
                                                              • 499

                                                              #31
                                                              harkens back to one of my favorite Onion articles:
                                                              "Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"
                                                              http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930


                                                              Of course the article on Matchbox 20 being wusses was classic too:
                                                              "Matchbox Twenty Finally Finishes Watering Down Long-Awaited New Album"
                                                              http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30719

                                                              SB
                                                              FTW!
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                                                              • aico
                                                                Moo Moo Cow
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 14748

                                                                #32
                                                                Electrics work good but you have to use it for like 2 weeks straight before you start getting a good shave, most people aren't that patient.

                                                                I personally use the Mach 3, works good, and they sell the blades at Costco.

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                                                                • Calico Jack
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                  • 2051

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I like the Mach 3. I am howver, adverse to paying $25 for 8 replacement cartridges.

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                                                                  • MikeVega
                                                                    **Porntrepreneur**
                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 12788

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I like the Mach 3 .. it works well and i have to take less passes to get a close shave. the one with the 4 blades and the single on the back just doesn't work well for me. the thing is too thick and i feel like I'm going to cut my face open with the single on the back ..


                                                                    Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

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                                                                    • Nodtveidt
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Mar 2007
                                                                      • 573

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I've used the 2-blade for years. I tried the Mach-3 when it first came out and it didn't hold a candle to my old standby that I use to this day, the Gilette Sensor Excel. I can't imagine the 5-blade waste-of-cash would fare any better than the Mach-3.

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