harkens back to one of my favorite Onion articles:
"
Fuck Everything, We're Doing Five Blades"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
Of course the article on Matchbox 20 being wusses was classic too:
"
Matchbox Twenty Finally Finishes Watering Down Long-Awaited New Album"
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30719
SB