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Angelo22 · 02-25-2007, 08:39 AM

After the boom of chuck norris fact, a lot of them came out... whats your fav?

Mine has got to be this:
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of the beard, which he carried with him with pride until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

volante · 02-25-2007, 08:51 AM

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by volante

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Angelo22 · 02-25-2007, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Madrox

Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

ahah, reminds me of:

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

KingK7 · 02-25-2007, 09:30 AM

http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

Kimo · 02-25-2007, 10:06 AM

chuck norris is my faja

ungratefulninja · 02-25-2007, 10:09 AM

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

the alchemist · 02-25-2007, 10:12 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

XMaster · 02-25-2007, 10:18 AM

"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris"

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one"

"Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. "

"Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors"

LOL

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 02-25-2007, 10:42 AM

i <3 chuck norris

u-Bob · 02-25-2007, 11:08 AM

When chuck Norris grows up he wants to be just like Jack Bauer!

http://www.jackbauer.info

I Like Chocolate · 02-25-2007, 02:16 PM

One of the greatest fallacies in all of history is that Hitler did not kill himself in his bunker. He was t-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Also the one about him taking a huge dump in Cleveland and thats how the Cleveland steamer got named.

_Rush_ · 02-25-2007, 02:23 PM

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

_Rush_ · 02-25-2007, 02:27 PM

This one is also good:

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

Jakke PNG · 02-25-2007, 02:34 PM

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Angelo22 · 02-25-2007, 02:41 PM

hahahaha

lorine · 02-28-2007, 01:46 AM

These things are hilarious!They crack me up whenever I read them. My favorite one is : Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

TexasDreams · 02-28-2007, 01:48 AM

Scott McD · 02-28-2007, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Jakke PNG · 02-28-2007, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

PornMD · 02-28-2007, 02:25 AM

This one made me tear up laughing: "Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

notabook · 02-28-2007, 02:32 AM

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel have gotten into a fight only once. Scientists commonly refer to this event as the Big Bang.

PornMD · 02-28-2007, 02:41 AM

I like these ones too:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

uno · 03-04-2007, 06:45 AM

http://www.wikiality.com/Chuck_Norris

Redmanthatcould · 03-04-2007, 06:59 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't play Counter-Strike because it would imply someone else struck first.

^^^ One that I thought of

Angelo22 · 03-04-2007, 07:04 AM

Amadora · 03-04-2007, 09:40 AM

The first one is great: "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

02-25-2007, 08:39 AM	#1
Angelo22 Writer Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 3,123	Favorite Chuck Norris fact? After the boom of chuck norris fact, a lot of them came out... whats your fav? Mine has got to be this: Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of the beard, which he carried with him with pride until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries. __________________ MAKE MORE MONEY FROM YOUR WEB TRAFFIC - 15% BONUS And contact me if you need high quality translating and writing work done - angelo22 (AT) gmail (DOT) com

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I Like Chocolate Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 821	One of the greatest fallacies in all of history is that Hitler did not kill himself in his bunker. He was t-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Also the one about him taking a huge dump in Cleveland and thats how the Cleveland steamer got named.

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_Rush_ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Buenos Aires Posts: 742	This one is also good: Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two" __________________ No sig.

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02-28-2007, 02:25 AM	#21
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	This one made me tear up laughing: "Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement." __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel have gotten into a fight only once. Scientists commonly refer to this event as the Big Bang. __________________

02-28-2007, 02:41 AM	#23
PornMD Mainstream Businessman Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: San Diego Posts: 9,291	I like these ones too: If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down. __________________ Want to crush it in mainstream with Facebook ads? Hit me up.

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Redmanthatcould Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,771	Chuck Norris doesn't play Counter-Strike because it would imply someone else struck first. ^^^ One that I thought of

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Amadora Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 513	The first one is great: "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried." __________________ TrafficOX is a high-quality adult SKIM & PopUnder traffic from a wide list of adult websites. +10% to the amount of the first deposit if you register now.