Favorite Chuck Norris fact?
 

After the boom of chuck norris fact, a lot of them came out... whats your fav?

Mine has got to be this:
Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of the beard, which he carried with him with pride until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

ahah, reminds me of:

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

chuck norris is my faja

Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.

"Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris"

"Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one"

"Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. "

"Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors"


LOL

i <3 chuck norris

When chuck Norris grows up he wants to be just like Jack Bauer! :)

http://www.jackbauer.info

One of the greatest fallacies in all of history is that Hitler did not kill himself in his bunker. He was t-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

Also the one about him taking a huge dump in Cleveland and thats how the Cleveland steamer got named.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

This one is also good:

Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

hahahaha

These things are hilarious!They crack me up whenever I read them. My favorite one is : Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. :)

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This one made me tear up laughing: "Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."

Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel have gotten into a fight only once. Scientists commonly refer to this event as the Big Bang.

I like these ones too:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

Chuck Norris doesn't play Counter-Strike because it would imply someone else struck first.

^^^ One that I thought of

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The first one is great: "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried." :)