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  • Angelo22
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    • Feb 2007
    • 3123
    #1

    Favorite Chuck Norris fact?

    After the boom of chuck norris fact, a lot of them came out... whats your fav?

    Mine has got to be this:
    Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of the beard, which he carried with him with pride until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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    • volante
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      • Mar 2002
      • 2940
      #2
      Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

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          • Jan 2004
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          #3
          Originally posted by volante
          Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.


          Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

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            • Angelo22
              Writer
              • Feb 2007
              • 3123
              #4
              Originally posted by Madrox


              Chuck Norris? hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
              ahah, reminds me of:

              Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
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                • KingK7
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                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6372
                  #5
                  http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

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                    • Kimo
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                      • Jan 2006
                      • 11542
                      #6
                      chuck norris is my faja
                      ...

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                        • ungratefulninja
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                          • Apr 2006
                          • 682
                          #7
                          Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.

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                            • the alchemist
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 3271
                              #8
                              Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits.
                              264 349 400

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                                • XMaster
                                  Poker Player
                                  • Jul 2003
                                  • 2948
                                  #9
                                  "Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris"

                                  "Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one"

                                  "Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it. "

                                  "Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors"


                                  LOL
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                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 16502
                                      #10
                                      i <3 chuck norris

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                                        • u-Bob
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                                          • Jul 2005
                                          • 33063
                                          #11
                                          When chuck Norris grows up he wants to be just like Jack Bauer!

                                          http://www.jackbauer.info

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                                            • I Like Chocolate
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                                              • Dec 2004
                                              • 821
                                              #12
                                              One of the greatest fallacies in all of history is that Hitler did not kill himself in his bunker. He was t-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

                                              Also the one about him taking a huge dump in Cleveland and thats how the Cleveland steamer got named.

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                                                • _Rush_
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                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 742
                                                  #13
                                                  Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
                                                  No sig.

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                                                    • _Rush_
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 742
                                                      #14
                                                      This one is also good:

                                                      Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
                                                      No sig.

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                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                          • 20306
                                                          #15
                                                          When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                            • Angelo22
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                                                              • Feb 2007
                                                              • 3123
                                                              #16
                                                              hahahaha
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                                                                • lorine
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                                                                  • Jan 2007
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                                                                  #17
                                                                  These things are hilarious!They crack me up whenever I read them. My favorite one is : Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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                                                                    • TexasDreams
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                                                                      • Oct 2003
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                                                                      #18
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                                                                        • Scott McD
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                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 67798
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                          When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.


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                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                              • 20306
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by TexasDreams
                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                • PornMD
                                                                                  Mainstream Businessman
                                                                                  • Jan 2007
                                                                                  • 9291
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  This one made me tear up laughing: "Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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                                                                                    • notabook
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                                                                                      • Apr 2006
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                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel have gotten into a fight only once. Scientists commonly refer to this event as the Big Bang.

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                                                                                        • PornMD
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                                                                                          • Jan 2007
                                                                                          • 9291
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I like these ones too:

                                                                                          If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

                                                                                          If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.
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                                                                                            • uno
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                                                                                              • Dec 2002
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                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              http://www.wikiality.com/Chuck_Norris
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                                                                                                • Redmanthatcould
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                                                                                                  • Dec 2006
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                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Chuck Norris doesn't play Counter-Strike because it would imply someone else struck first.

                                                                                                  ^^^ One that I thought of

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                                                                                                    • Angelo22
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                                                                                                      • Feb 2007
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                                                                                                      #26
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                                                                                                        • Amadora
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                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          The first one is great: "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."
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