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DirtyDanza · 02-25-2007, 12:50 AM

Once there was a lion
and a monkey.

The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."

And the lion said,
"No, you can't."

So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.

And then he started peeing
on the lion's head.

"Now it's raining!"

Then he started farting.

"Now there's thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.

"Now it's snowing!"

So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."

And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.

Thank you.

introspectivo · 02-25-2007, 12:53 AM

jajajajaja

chartescorts · 02-25-2007, 12:56 AM

Not a good joke

ffmihai · 02-25-2007, 12:57 AM

hehe. not that bad

notabook · 02-25-2007, 01:10 AM

I hope when that monkey wakes up it stabs that lion to death with a screwdriver

Profits of Doom · 02-25-2007, 01:17 AM

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No, I don't." So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night. Tip your waitresses and try the veal!

NaughtyRob · 02-25-2007, 02:29 AM

Beginning of Eddie Murphy Raw. Awesome shit.

Profits of Doom · 02-25-2007, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetNaughty

Beginning of Eddie Murphy Raw. Awesome shit.

I still watch it at least once a month. When I was a kid I had it on cassette tape and would listen to it at night after my parents went to sleep, along with Richard Pryor tapes.

sexykat · 02-25-2007, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Profits of Doom

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No, I don't." So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night. Tip your waitresses and try the veal!

Nice one

CDSmith · 02-25-2007, 02:40 AM

Written above the urinal in the men's room at a nightclub:

Don't look up here for jokes, the joke's in your hand

jackprintsnow · 02-25-2007, 02:46 AM

I got a joke too danza...

There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.

Did you like my story?

btw, cdsmith you're a tool

CDSmith · 02-25-2007, 02:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackprintsnow

btw, cdsmith you're a tool

Banned, yet you keep coming back. Pot, meet kettle.

ThreeDeviants · 02-25-2007, 02:53 AM

wasn't that off an eddie murphy skit? heh... entertaining regardless

CDSmith · 02-25-2007, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackprintsnow

I got a joke too danza...

There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.

Did you like my story?

I have another story

There once was a top dog named King Shit.
He was a real pimp I tell you.
What was King Shit king of?
Why, Turd Island of course.
He wore a pretty tin foil hat and everything.

The end.

gecko · 02-25-2007, 03:11 AM

heh funny ones

Profits of Doom · 02-25-2007, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackprintsnow

I got a joke too danza...

There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.

Did you like my story?

btw, cdsmith you're a tool

So you're saying you'd like to fight Dirty Danza instead, since you are such a tough guy? I'm sure I could arrange it...

bobby666 · 02-25-2007, 03:35 AM

nice joke :_)

kylina_candy · 02-25-2007, 06:45 AM

funny lol

lorine · 02-26-2007, 12:50 PM

Nice and simple.Good joke.Never heard it before.Thanks for sharing it !

shekinah · 02-26-2007, 12:54 PM

hehe..watch out for the ding ding!

lot · 02-26-2007, 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chartescorts

Not a good joke

You have english humour

Briscoe · 02-26-2007, 01:04 PM

My 3-year-old tells better jokes. But at least you tried.

KustomKowgurl · 02-26-2007, 01:06 PM

haha...um, ok. it's one of those jokes where i just kind of turn my head a bit to the side and say "huh"

but funny nonetheless

everestcash · 02-26-2007, 02:50 PM

hm
sorry but not funny at all

Marleys88 · 02-26-2007, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyDanza

Once there was a lion
and a monkey.

The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."

And the lion said,
"No, you can't."

So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.

And then he started peeing
on the lion's head.

"Now it's raining!"

Then he started farting.

"Now there's thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.

"Now it's snowing!"

So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."

And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.

Thank you.

THATS FROM EDDIE MURPHY RAW

THINK OF YOUR OWN SHIT!

Fap · 02-26-2007, 03:15 PM

Eddie Murphy has better shit come onnn

PaulB IYP · 02-26-2007, 03:15 PM

lmao...indeed, raw is tha shit

Marleys88 · 02-26-2007, 03:16 PM

I just bought Delirious the other day, can u believe it finally came out on DVD when it was made in 1983!!!! Should arrive today, lemme tel you

Raw and delirious are a must watch for GUYS, not sure women will like it.

pornguy · 02-26-2007, 03:32 PM

I knew that was an EM joke, but I did not know it was from Raw.

02-25-2007, 12:50 AM	#1
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02-25-2007, 02:46 AM	#11
jackprintsnow Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 33	I got a joke too danza... There was this monkey. His name was danza. The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth. Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl. Did you like my story? btw, cdsmith you're a tool

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