I got a joke to tell
 

Once there was a lion
and a monkey.



The monkey said,
"I can make the weather change."



And the lion said,
"No, you can't."



So the monkey started
climbing up the tree.



And then he started peeing
on the lion's head.



"Now it's raining!"



Then he started farting.



"Now there's thunder!"
Then he started doo-dooing.



"Now it's snowing!"



So the lion said, "Oh, yeah?
Well, I can make the stars come out."



And then he kicked him
in the ding-ding.



Thank you.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh jajajajaja

Poor Joke
 

Not a good joke

hehe. not that bad

I hope when that monkey wakes up it stabs that lion to death with a screwdriver :mad: :mad: :mad:

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear asks the rabbit, "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No, I don't." So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all night. Tip your waitresses and try the veal!

Beginning of Eddie Murphy Raw. Awesome shit.

I still watch it at least once a month. When I was a kid I had it on cassette tape and would listen to it at night after my parents went to sleep, along with Richard Pryor tapes.

Nice one

Written above the urinal in the men's room at a nightclub:

Don't look up here for jokes, the joke's in your hand

I got a joke too danza...


There was this monkey.
His name was danza.
The monkey thought he could fight Kimbo and ran his little bitch mouth.
Then when it came close to arranging a fight, danza bitched out like a nancy girl.


Did you like my story?


btw, cdsmith you're a tool

Banned, yet you keep coming back. Pot, meet kettle.

wasn't that off an eddie murphy skit? heh... entertaining regardless

I have another story


There once was a top dog named King Shit.
He was a real pimp I tell you.
What was King Shit king of?
Why, Turd Island of course.
He wore a pretty tin foil hat and everything.

The end.

heh funny ones

So you're saying you'd like to fight Dirty Danza instead, since you are such a tough guy? I'm sure I could arrange it...

nice joke :_)

funny lol

Nice and simple.Good joke.Never heard it before.Thanks for sharing it !

hehe..watch out for the ding ding!:)

You have english humour:)

My 3-year-old tells better jokes. But at least you tried.

haha...um, ok. it's one of those jokes where i just kind of turn my head a bit to the side and say "huh" :) but funny nonetheless :)

hm
sorry but not funny at all

THATS FROM EDDIE MURPHY RAW

THINK OF YOUR OWN SHIT!

Eddie Murphy has better shit come onnn

lmao...indeed, raw is tha shit

I just bought Delirious the other day, can u believe it finally came out on DVD when it was made in 1983!!!! Should arrive today, lemme tel you

Raw and delirious are a must watch for GUYS, not sure women will like it.

I knew that was an EM joke, but I did not know it was from Raw.