I Quit My Job, Won the Lottery - GoFuckYourself.com

Michael O · 02-23-2007, 10:19 AM

Weeeeee I won the fucking lottery, just send my notice.
?1,000,000 man I am so excited.

FROM: MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT,

NEDERLAND DAYZERS:
PALEISSTRAAT 5, 2514 JA,
THE HAGUE, THE NETHERLANDS.
Official Website: www.dayzers.nl,

MONTH OF FEBRUARY:

These are your winning information?s:

TICKET NUMBER: xxxxxxx
LUCKY NUMBER: 09, 22, 36, 61, 63, 79, 84
REFRENCE NUMBER: xxxxxxx
BATCH NUMBER: xxxxxx

OUR DEAR WINNER,

YOU WON THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION EURO) FROM DAYZERS LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (CLAIMS DEADLINE, 14TH OF MARCH, 2007). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED CLAIM DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING INFORMATION.

DAYZERS ONLINE LOTTERY.
DR. JOHAN GALLAGHER.
DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-623-868-256
E-MAIL: [email protected]

REGARDS,

MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT.
DIRECTOR OF DAYZERS LOTTERY ONLINE.

This is a joke I am not that stupid, really I am not

the alchemist · 02-23-2007, 10:20 AM

I win the lottery daily!

Pimpin_J · 02-23-2007, 10:21 AM

Lol Wtf?!

Harry Red · 02-23-2007, 10:23 AM

Buy me a new car, dude!

RawAlex · 02-23-2007, 10:44 AM

oh, go on. Call them and see what they say. It should be classic.

beta-tester · 02-23-2007, 10:48 AM

I love those bullshitters and similar mails :D LOL

Boobs · 02-23-2007, 10:51 AM

djroof · 02-23-2007, 10:54 AM

Wooohooooo congrats man!!! Now reload our epassportes!

born2blog · 02-23-2007, 10:54 AM

If I only had a penny for each email I've received like that LOL

Strickie · 02-23-2007, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O

THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

damn, you are lucky

Klen · 02-23-2007, 10:57 AM

I was even once received snail mail with similar content

Adultnet · 02-23-2007, 11:01 AM

lol thats great to win this letters !

Fap · 02-23-2007, 11:05 AM

I always had a feeling that one day ONE of these would be real and i would delete it haha

Sosa · 02-23-2007, 11:13 AM

lol you too?

tenderobject · 02-23-2007, 11:27 AM

hey keyser ive sent you icq message could you check your icq? thanks

bby the way, im winning lottery everyday rom my 20 different emails lol

Michael O · 02-23-2007, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tenderobject

hey keyser ive sent you icq message could you check your icq? thanks

bby the way, im winning lottery everyday rom my 20 different emails lol

Can you please resend it, ICQ crashed earlier today so I might have missed it.

Angelo22 · 02-23-2007, 11:31 AM

Oh noes, another fellow millionaire!!

pornguy · 02-23-2007, 11:31 AM

Kool me 2. I won 4 times yesterday.

96ukssob · 02-23-2007, 11:43 AM

hahaha nice. i wonder how many people fall for this scam? seems pretty sucessful if they keep using it.

LustyBucks · 02-23-2007, 11:46 AM

nice, a pity it's not true

DutchTeenCash · 02-23-2007, 11:48 AM

wow theyre even using real names now

dayzers is an existing lottery in the netherlands - that addy exists too

too funny theyre adding a cellphone nr and ppl prolly still call

Scott McD · 02-23-2007, 11:50 AM

I donated my million to charity...

SmokeyTheBear · 02-23-2007, 12:04 PM

hey michael o hit me up ..

I have an online phone system i use that records phonecalls directly to the net and lets you mask your caller id and voice..

Hit me up ill give my calling card number.

polle54 · 02-23-2007, 12:06 PM

it's so nice to be an internet user, you constantly win the lottery, thank god for teh interweb

Fat Panda · 02-23-2007, 12:10 PM

fuck ya.....go lotttrery winner

tranza · 02-23-2007, 12:16 PM

Are you still with Epassporte?

(I don't see them on your sig)

goldmine · 02-23-2007, 12:19 PM

congrats...

tranza · 02-23-2007, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

Are you still with Epassporte?

(I don't see them on your sig)

Nevermind, it's there. It just didn't load the first time.

germ · 02-23-2007, 12:27 PM

was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?

AK · 02-23-2007, 12:27 PM

will they pay via epassporte?

shekinah · 02-23-2007, 12:32 PM

May I request a house and lot for that?

CyberHustler · 02-23-2007, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ

was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?

no.........

CaptainHowdy · 02-23-2007, 12:46 PM

Congrats ! ROFL !

digifan · 02-23-2007, 12:53 PM

Congrats

TubeSubmitters · 02-23-2007, 12:59 PM

congrats to all the winners

tASSy · 02-23-2007, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

no.........

i was thinking the same thing, 'oh noes! what will GFY do without keyser?!'

OzMan · 02-23-2007, 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyber-Hu$tler

no.........

what he said

Hollywood376 · 02-23-2007, 01:04 PM

You may not be aware of this yet, but you must first send me a fee of $763.59 so that I can process your winning ticket. Once your claim is processed, there may be an additional fee. You know what, just send me your checkbook, I'll take care of everything for you.

lazycash · 02-23-2007, 01:09 PM

Everyone can win the lottery, you just need to know how to send out the right emails. Best way to learn is to attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

lot · 02-23-2007, 01:12 PM

Doubt! If true, congrats!

rocketrich · 02-23-2007, 01:25 PM

This is a dumb ass thread

Galina Los · 02-23-2007, 01:26 PM

theu are just fucking us around for near ten times/day! HAHAHA... be careful man... here is no money

Matt 26z · 02-23-2007, 01:29 PM

The funny thing about these emails is I've read stories about legit contests being unable to get winners to respond since they think it's a scam.

Stallion · 02-23-2007, 01:33 PM

damn I thought I won.

KingK7 · 02-23-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash

Everyone can win the lottery, you just need to know how to send out the right emails. Best way to learn is to attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

fuck that was funny

sicone · 02-23-2007, 01:44 PM

Can I have some cash

NinjaSteve · 02-23-2007, 01:50 PM

Can I have half?

Kimo · 02-23-2007, 01:53 PM

haha if you quit your job epassporte would go out of business

uno · 02-23-2007, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by germ

was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?

I knew it was a joke, but I was going to post that in response.

ArkansasDave · 02-23-2007, 03:04 PM

Go to Vegas and put it all on red.

02-23-2007, 10:19 AM	#1
Michael O More Cowbell Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Nakhom Nowhere Posts: 10,607	I Quit My Job, Won the Lottery Weeeeee I won the fucking lottery, just send my notice. ?1,000,000 man I am so excited. FROM: MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT, NEDERLAND DAYZERS: PALEISSTRAAT 5, 2514 JA, THE HAGUE, THE NETHERLANDS. Official Website: www.dayzers.nl, MONTH OF FEBRUARY: These are your winning information?s: TICKET NUMBER: xxxxxxx LUCKY NUMBER: 09, 22, 36, 61, 63, 79, 84 REFRENCE NUMBER: xxxxxxx BATCH NUMBER: xxxxxx OUR DEAR WINNER, YOU WON THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION EURO) FROM DAYZERS LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON. WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (CLAIMS DEADLINE, 14TH OF MARCH, 2007). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED CLAIM DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING INFORMATION. DAYZERS ONLINE LOTTERY. DR. JOHAN GALLAGHER. DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT. TEL: +31-623-868-256 E-MAIL: [email protected] REGARDS, MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT. DIRECTOR OF DAYZERS LOTTERY ONLINE. This is a joke I am not that stupid, really I am not __________________ Truth Teller

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02-23-2007, 01:25 PM	#41
rocketrich Registered User Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 51	This is a dumb ass thread