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Old 02-23-2007, 10:19 AM  
Michael O
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I Quit My Job, Won the Lottery

Weeeeee I won the fucking lottery, just send my notice.
?1,000,000 man I am so excited.



FROM: MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT,

NEDERLAND DAYZERS:
PALEISSTRAAT 5, 2514 JA,
THE HAGUE, THE NETHERLANDS.
Official Website: www.dayzers.nl,

MONTH OF FEBRUARY:

These are your winning information?s:

TICKET NUMBER: xxxxxxx
LUCKY NUMBER: 09, 22, 36, 61, 63, 79, 84
REFRENCE NUMBER: xxxxxxx
BATCH NUMBER: xxxxxx

OUR DEAR WINNER,

YOU WON THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION EURO) FROM DAYZERS LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (CLAIMS DEADLINE, 14TH OF MARCH, 2007). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED CLAIM DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING INFORMATION.

DAYZERS ONLINE LOTTERY.
DR. JOHAN GALLAGHER.
DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: +31-623-868-256
E-MAIL: [email protected]

REGARDS,

MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT.
DIRECTOR OF DAYZERS LOTTERY ONLINE.

This is a joke I am not that stupid, really I am not
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