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  • Michael O
    More Cowbell
    • Jul 2001
    • 10607

    #1

    I Quit My Job, Won the Lottery

    Weeeeee I won the fucking lottery, just send my notice.
    ?1,000,000 man I am so excited.



    FROM: MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT,

    NEDERLAND DAYZERS:
    PALEISSTRAAT 5, 2514 JA,
    THE HAGUE, THE NETHERLANDS.
    Official Website: www.dayzers.nl,

    MONTH OF FEBRUARY:

    These are your winning information?s:

    TICKET NUMBER: xxxxxxx
    LUCKY NUMBER: 09, 22, 36, 61, 63, 79, 84
    REFRENCE NUMBER: xxxxxxx
    BATCH NUMBER: xxxxxx

    OUR DEAR WINNER,

    YOU WON THE SUM OF (ONE MILLION EURO) FROM DAYZERS LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

    WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (CLAIMS DEADLINE, 14TH OF MARCH, 2007). PLEASE CONTACT OUR APPROVED CLAIM DEPARTMENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING INFORMATION.

    DAYZERS ONLINE LOTTERY.
    DR. JOHAN GALLAGHER.
    DAYZERS CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
    TEL: +31-623-868-256
    E-MAIL: [email protected]

    REGARDS,

    MRS. MAUREEN VAN HOUDT.
    DIRECTOR OF DAYZERS LOTTERY ONLINE.

    This is a joke I am not that stupid, really I am not
    Truth Teller
  • the alchemist
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2004
    • 3271

    #2
    I win the lottery daily!
    264 349 400

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    • Pimpin_J
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2006
      • 3637

      #3
      Lol Wtf?!

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      • Harry Red
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 172

        #4
        Buy me a new car, dude!
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        • RawAlex
          So Fucking Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 9465

          #5
          oh, go on. Call them and see what they say. It should be classic.

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          • beta-tester
            Rock 'n Roll Baby!
            • Sep 2004
            • 22562

            #6
            I love those bullshitters and similar mails :D LOL

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            • Boobs
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 7875

              #7

              Join the fucking best in big tit sponsors!!!

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              • djroof
                JuicyDevils.gr Owner
                • Jan 2004
                • 25504

                #8
                Wooohooooo congrats man!!! Now reload our epassportes!

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                • born2blog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1801

                  #9
                  If I only had a penny for each email I've received like that LOL
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                  • Strickie
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jul 2006
                    • 2481

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Michael O
                    THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.
                    damn, you are lucky
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                    • Klen
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 32235

                      #11
                      I was even once received snail mail with similar content

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                      • Adultnet
                        Confirmed User
                        • Sep 2003
                        • 8713

                        #12
                        lol thats great to win this letters !


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                        • Fap
                          Just Du It
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 12094

                          #13
                          I always had a feeling that one day ONE of these would be real and i would delete it haha

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                          • Sosa
                            In Tushy Land
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 40149

                            #14
                            lol you too?

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                            • tenderobject
                              Need Designs? 312352846
                              • Dec 2004
                              • 11688

                              #15
                              hey keyser ive sent you icq message could you check your icq? thanks

                              bby the way, im winning lottery everyday rom my 20 different emails lol


                              NEED DESIGNS?!?

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                              • Michael O
                                More Cowbell
                                • Jul 2001
                                • 10607

                                #16
                                Originally posted by tenderobject
                                hey keyser ive sent you icq message could you check your icq? thanks

                                bby the way, im winning lottery everyday rom my 20 different emails lol
                                Can you please resend it, ICQ crashed earlier today so I might have missed it.
                                Truth Teller

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                                • Angelo22
                                  Writer
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 3123

                                  #17
                                  Oh noes, another fellow millionaire!!
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                                  • pornguy
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 62912

                                    #18
                                    Kool me 2. I won 4 times yesterday.
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                                    • 96ukssob
                                      So Fucking Banananananas
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 12991

                                      #19
                                      hahaha nice. i wonder how many people fall for this scam? seems pretty sucessful if they keep using it.
                                      Email: Clicky on Me

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                                      • LustyBucks
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Oct 2006
                                        • 722

                                        #20
                                        nice, a pity it's not true

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                                        • DutchTeenCash
                                          I like Dutch Girls
                                          • Feb 2003
                                          • 21684

                                          #21
                                          wow theyre even using real names now

                                          dayzers is an existing lottery in the netherlands - that addy exists too

                                          too funny theyre adding a cellphone nr and ppl prolly still call

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                                          • Scott McD
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Nov 2002
                                            • 67798

                                            #22
                                            I donated my million to charity...


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                                            • SmokeyTheBear
                                              ►SouthOfHeaven
                                              • Jun 2004
                                              • 28609

                                              #23
                                              hey michael o hit me up ..

                                              I have an online phone system i use that records phonecalls directly to the net and lets you mask your caller id and voice..

                                              Hit me up ill give my calling card number.
                                              hatisblack at yahoo.com

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                                              • polle54
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jul 2004
                                                • 4626

                                                #24
                                                it's so nice to be an internet user, you constantly win the lottery, thank god for teh interweb
                                                ICQ# 143561781

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                                                • Fat Panda
                                                  Porn is Dead. Move along.
                                                  • Aug 2006
                                                  • 13296

                                                  #25
                                                  fuck ya.....go lotttrery winner

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                                                  • tranza
                                                    ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 57559

                                                    #26
                                                    Are you still with Epassporte?

                                                    (I don't see them on your sig)
                                                    I'm just a newbie.

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                                                    • goldmine
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2005
                                                      • 952

                                                      #27
                                                      congrats...







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                                                      • tranza
                                                        ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 57559

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by tranza
                                                        Are you still with Epassporte?

                                                        (I don't see them on your sig)
                                                        Nevermind, it's there. It just didn't load the first time.
                                                        I'm just a newbie.

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                                                        • germ
                                                          ( o Y o )
                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 3108

                                                          #29
                                                          was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?

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                                                          • AK
                                                            MadZuma
                                                            • Nov 2003
                                                            • 6436

                                                            #30
                                                            will they pay via epassporte?
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                                                            ak at madzuma.com
                                                            skype me - alfonsus.com

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                                                            • shekinah
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • May 2006
                                                              • 8452

                                                              #31
                                                              May I request a house and lot for that?

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                                                              • CyberHustler
                                                                Masterbaiter
                                                                • Feb 2006
                                                                • 28728

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by germ
                                                                was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?
                                                                no.........
                                                                “If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”

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                                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                                  • 94727

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Congrats ! ROFL !

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                                                                  • digifan
                                                                    The Profiler
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 14618

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Congrats
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                                                                    • TubeSubmitters
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 2683

                                                                      #35
                                                                      congrats to all the winners
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                                                                      • tASSy
                                                                        Spread The Pink!
                                                                        • Nov 2004
                                                                        • 8229

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
                                                                        no.........
                                                                        i was thinking the same thing, 'oh noes! what will GFY do without keyser?!'

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                                                                        • OzMan
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                          • 9162

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Cyber-Hu$tler
                                                                          no.........
                                                                          what he said

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                                                                          • Hollywood376
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Jul 2005
                                                                            • 1154

                                                                            #38
                                                                            You may not be aware of this yet, but you must first send me a fee of $763.59 so that I can process your winning ticket. Once your claim is processed, there may be an additional fee. You know what, just send me your checkbook, I'll take care of everything for you.

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                                                                            • lazycash
                                                                              Troll Patrol
                                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                                              • 15214

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Everyone can win the lottery, you just need to know how to send out the right emails. Best way to learn is to attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference.
                                                                              "WTF, on google you can find the answer to every question in human history, EXCEPT how to convert cams..

                                                                              Its crazy..."

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                                                                              • lot
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Oct 2006
                                                                                • 925

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Doubt! If true, congrats!


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                                                                                • rocketrich
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                                                  • 51

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  This is a dumb ass thread

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                                                                                  • Galina Los
                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                    • Sep 2005
                                                                                    • 393

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    theu are just fucking us around for near ten times/day! HAHAHA... be careful man... here is no money
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                                                                                    • Matt 26z
                                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 18481

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      The funny thing about these emails is I've read stories about legit contests being unable to get winners to respond since they think it's a scam.

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                                                                                      • Stallion
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jan 2001
                                                                                        • 6632

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        damn I thought I won.
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                                                                                        [email protected] icq 856554

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                                                                                        • KingK7
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                                          • 6372

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by lazycash
                                                                                          Everyone can win the lottery, you just need to know how to send out the right emails. Best way to learn is to attend the Annual Nigerian Email Conference.

                                                                                          fuck that was funny

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                                                                                          • sicone
                                                                                            Retired
                                                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                                                            • 18453

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Can I have some cash

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                                                                                            • NinjaSteve
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Dec 2003
                                                                                              • 11089

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Can I have half?
                                                                                              ...

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                                                                                              • Kimo
                                                                                                ...
                                                                                                • Jan 2006
                                                                                                • 11542

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                haha if you quit your job epassporte would go out of business
                                                                                                ...

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                                                                                                • uno
                                                                                                  RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                  • 18450

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by germ
                                                                                                  was i the only one that saw this thread title and though "oh shit...there goes epassportes only good support guy"?
                                                                                                  I knew it was a joke, but I was going to post that in response.
                                                                                                  -uno
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                                                                                                  • ArkansasDave
                                                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                                    • 2148

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Go to Vegas and put it all on red.
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