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Amputate Your Head · 08-05-2002, 11:44 PM

don't ya hate it when you buy something, only to get home and realize you've been fisted?

went to town tonight... bought a new BodyGlove wetsuit jacket & Manta bodyboard...

...cuz there was a close out and I wanted this brand.... was supposed to come with a leash, and it didn't. Found out when I got home. Fucking SUCKS!!!!

I hate that shit man......

08-05-2002, 11:44 PM

Buy a leash !

Dreamman010 · 08-05-2002, 11:45 PM

Just paint the leash in Photoshop, print, and you're done

Amputate Your Head · 08-05-2002, 11:45 PM

it's not fair....

thechink · 08-05-2002, 11:47 PM

go back to the store & tell the nice people to give your your leash so you can walk your dog. if not it will shit on your floor.

08-05-2002, 11:48 PM

Manta boards fucking rock ... back in 96 in AUS I borrowed one from a pal and went boogie boarding in Sydney. It rocked, but me (bloody newbie) ended up in pain cuz I didn't have a shirt on ... I thought my nipples were gonna fall off...

Amputate Your Head · 08-05-2002, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Manta boards fucking rock ... back in 96 in AUS I borrowed one from a pal and went boogie boarding in Sydney. It rocked, but me (bloody newbie) ended up in pain cuz I didn't have a shirt on ... I thought my nipples were gonna fall off...

dude.... R-A-S-H G-U-A-R-D.... ROFL!!!

Honeyslut · 08-05-2002, 11:51 PM

Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about getting laid.

08-05-2002, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

dude.... R-A-S-H G-U-A-R-D.... ROFL!!!

no shit

you should have seen me ... Looked like a lobster ... with nipples

Rocky · 08-05-2002, 11:54 PM

i was kind of pissed when i bought my first skateboard deck 20 years ago

it was a Tony Alva and i thought it was supposed to come with a full pipe to skate in and a secret formula to make my hair grow longer

marky · 08-06-2002, 12:03 AM

Amputate Your Head,

You've got it tough man :-)
Sweet board.

If I let my woman off of her leash... she would hit me with a board.

Marky

boneprone · 08-06-2002, 12:06 AM

take it back and tell the bastards to put one on.
Did the other ones have leashes on em? Or was your on sale casue it didnt have one?

boneprone · 08-06-2002, 12:07 AM

God, Maui sounds good right now.

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
take it back and tell the bastards to put one on.
Did the other ones have leashes on em? Or was your on sale casue it didnt have one?

nope... they all come with leashes.... the one I had in my hand originally had it cuz I checked... but then I wanted the other color and I didn't check.....

boneprone · 08-06-2002, 12:09 AM

Brews at the Hard Rock in Lahina with the hoochie, and snorkelin in Kanapallai, finishing with a nap in the sun.

Damn.
Heaven

boneprone · 08-06-2002, 12:10 AM

Where are the waves in Maui at?
Forgive my ignorance, but it seemed real tame and relaxing there.
Great for snorkeling.

I noticed over in Hana the sand and waves were quite different over there?

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Brews at the Hard Rock in Lahina with the hoochie, and snorkelin in Kanapallai, finishing with a nap in the sun.

Damn.
Heaven

Damn straight brutha!!!!!

get yer ass out here bone.....

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Where are the waves in Maui at?
Forgive my ignorance, but it seemed real tame and relaxing there.
Great for snorkeling.

I noticed over in Hana the sand and waves were quite different over there?

Ho'okipa's where the big shit is.... Lahaina's got some decent stuff.... been flat for a while now though..... about a month there's supposed to be some killer shit gonna take lives over in Japan.... that's when the time is to hit the surf...

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:13 AM

Honolua Bay will be phat when that fucker kills those Japs too......

08-06-2002, 12:13 AM

Boney, do you like centipedes ?

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:14 AM

higher the death toll, the bigger the surf....

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Boney, do you like centipedes ?

RELEASE THE PEDE!!!

08-06-2002, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

RELEASE THE PEDE!!!

was I talking to you punk, was I talking to you ?

boneprone · 08-06-2002, 12:17 AM

centipedes?
No..
Im more of a crab man myself

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox

was I talking to you punk, was I talking to you ?

are you threatening me punk?

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 12:18 AM

I got pedes.

08-06-2002, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
I got pedes.

ROFLMFAO !!! classic

Rocky · 08-06-2002, 12:22 AM

all i got was a rock

qdtobbe · 08-06-2002, 12:49 AM

Quote:

all i got was a rock

ohhh

kmanrox · 08-06-2002, 12:56 AM

bodyboarding is for pussies and old ppl =P

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
bodyboarding is for pussies and old ppl =P

and ass fucking is for fags.

Paul Markham · 08-06-2002, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Honeyslut
Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about getting laid.

So did I

kmanrox · 08-06-2002, 01:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

and ass fucking is for fags.

yes i know, but i didnt start at hread about ass fucking now did i?

granted all threads on this board usually END up being about ass fucking, this isn't one of those cases.. =P

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
granted all threads on this board usually END up being about ass fucking, this isn't one of those cases.. =P

yet here we are....

kmanrox · 08-06-2002, 01:19 AM

i digress...

well not really, i just always wanted to say that

Amputate Your Head · 08-06-2002, 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
bodyboarding is for pussies and old ppl =P

after all, it's just water....

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08-05-2002, 11:44 PM	#2
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Buy a leash !

08-05-2002, 11:48 PM	#6
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	Manta boards fucking rock ... back in 96 in AUS I borrowed one from a pal and went boogie boarding in Sydney. It rocked, but me (bloody newbie) ended up in pain cuz I didn't have a shirt on ... I thought my nipples were gonna fall off...

08-06-2002, 12:03 AM	#11
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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Brews at the Hard Rock in Lahina with the hoochie, and snorkelin in Kanapallai, finishing with a nap in the sun. Damn. Heaven __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Where are the waves in Maui at? Forgive my ignorance, but it seemed real tame and relaxing there. Great for snorkeling. I noticed over in Hana the sand and waves were quite different over there? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Honolua Bay will be phat when that fucker kills those Japs too...... __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	higher the death toll, the bigger the surf....

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Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I got pedes.

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