I got fucked.
 

don't ya hate it when you buy something, only to get home and realize you've been fisted?

went to town tonight... bought a new BodyGlove wetsuit jacket & Manta bodyboard...

http://www.opticalamplitude.com/stuff/board001.jpg

...cuz there was a close out and I wanted this brand.... was supposed to come with a leash, and it didn't. Found out when I got home. Fucking SUCKS!!!!

I hate that shit man...... :(

Buy a leash ! :thumbsup

Just paint the leash in Photoshop, print, and you're done :thumbsup

it's not fair....

go back to the store & tell the nice people to give your your leash so you can walk your dog. if not it will shit on your floor.

Manta boards fucking rock ... back in 96 in AUS I borrowed one from a pal and went boogie boarding in Sydney. It rocked, but me (bloody newbie) ended up in pain cuz I didn't have a shirt on ... I thought my nipples were gonna fall off... :eyecrazy

dude.... R-A-S-H G-U-A-R-D.... ROFL!!! :1orglaugh

Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about getting laid.

no shit :1orglaugh you should have seen me ... Looked like a lobster ... with nipples :winkwink:

i was kind of pissed when i bought my first skateboard deck 20 years ago

it was a Tony Alva and i thought it was supposed to come with a full pipe to skate in and a secret formula to make my hair grow longer
:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head,

You've got it tough man :-)
Sweet board.

If I let my woman off of her leash... she would hit me with a board.


Marky

take it back and tell the bastards to put one on.
Did the other ones have leashes on em? Or was your on sale casue it didnt have one?

God, Maui sounds good right now.

nope... they all come with leashes.... the one I had in my hand originally had it cuz I checked... but then I wanted the other color and I didn't check.....

Brews at the Hard Rock in Lahina with the hoochie, and snorkelin in Kanapallai, finishing with a nap in the sun.

Damn.
Heaven

Where are the waves in Maui at?
Forgive my ignorance, but it seemed real tame and relaxing there.
Great for snorkeling.

I noticed over in Hana the sand and waves were quite different over there?

Damn straight brutha!!!!! :thumbsup
get yer ass out here bone..... :winkwink:

Ho'okipa's where the big shit is.... Lahaina's got some decent stuff.... been flat for a while now though..... about a month there's supposed to be some killer shit gonna take lives over in Japan.... that's when the time is to hit the surf... :Graucho

Honolua Bay will be phat when that fucker kills those Japs too......

Boney, do you like centipedes ?

higher the death toll, the bigger the surf....

was I talking to you punk, was I talking to you ?

centipedes?
No..
Im more of a crab man myself

are you threatening me punk? :eek7

I got pedes.

ROFLMFAO !!! classic :1orglaugh

all i got was a rock
:(

ohhh :Graucho

bodyboarding is for pussies and old ppl =P

and ass fucking is for fags. :)

So did I:(

yes i know, but i didnt start at hread about ass fucking now did i?

granted all threads on this board usually END up being about ass fucking, this isn't one of those cases.. =P

yet here we are.... :glugglug

i digress...

well not really, i just always wanted to say that

after all, it's just water.... :Graucho