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WarChild · 02-16-2007, 09:08 PM

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads with some tips I've learned living in Costa Rica.

All Ticos (Costa Ricans) are basically afraid of the same three things: Rottweilers, Success and Birth Control.

If you are approached by a Tico with bad intents (all of them), you probably won't have a Rottweiler handy. You can wave Condoms at them which will create a state of panic, but the only sure fire way to send a Tico running in fear is offer him a scholarship.

Hope that helps!

Arab_Sex · 02-17-2007, 02:51 AM

Waste of a thread
dumb fuck

sicus · 02-17-2007, 02:54 AM

so your having children?

Kimo · 02-17-2007, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads with some tips I've learned living in Costa Rica.

All Ticos (Costa Ricans) are basically afraid of the same three things: Rottweilers, Success and Birth Control.

If you are approached by a Tico with bad intents (all of them), you probably won't have a Rottweiler handy. You can wave Condoms at them which will create a state of panic, but the only sure fire way to send a Tico running in fear is offer him a scholarship.

Hope that helps!

mx8829 · 02-17-2007, 05:00 AM

what is the purpose of this thread ?

BVF · 02-17-2007, 05:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

If you are approached by a Tico with bad intents (all of them)

I hope that you're just exaggerating...Because that would suck to live in a place where everybody is out to fuck you over.

thebossxxx · 02-17-2007, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads with some tips I've learned living in Costa Rica.

All Ticos (Costa Ricans) are basically afraid of the same three things: Rottweilers, Success and Birth Control.

If you are approached by a Tico with bad intents (all of them), you probably won't have a Rottweiler handy. You can wave Condoms at them which will create a state of panic, but the only sure fire way to send a Tico running in fear is offer him a scholarship.

Hope that helps!

ive been all over latin america abd Cista Rica is one of the most safest destinations 4 sure..fyi

thebossxxx · 02-17-2007, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

Just thought I'd give you guys a heads with some tips I've learned living in Costa Rica.

All Ticos (Costa Ricans) are basically afraid of the same three things: Rottweilers, Success and Birth Control.

If you are approached by a Tico with bad intents (all of them), you probably won't have a Rottweiler handy. You can wave Condoms at them which will create a state of panic, but the only sure fire way to send a Tico running in fear is offer him a scholarship.

Hope that helps!

ive been all over latin america and Costa Rica is one of the most safest destinations 4 sure..fyi

Shoplifter · 02-17-2007, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

I hope that you're just exaggerating...Because that would suck to live in a place where everybody is out to fuck you over.

I guess you have never been to China.....

Fizzgig · 02-17-2007, 06:03 AM

Someone had a bad day?

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Varius · 02-17-2007, 10:07 AM

This is the best thread I have seen in awhile....it's funny because it's true

cranki · 02-17-2007, 10:17 AM

that gave me a good laugh

jimb · 02-17-2007, 10:20 AM

Jim

dissipate · 02-17-2007, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arab_Sex

Waste of a thread
dumb fuck

Obviously you've never been to Costa Rica... this thread is 100% true

CaptainHowdy · 02-17-2007, 10:21 AM

LOL Looks like you're having a blast over there...

WarChild · 02-17-2007, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF

I hope that you're just exaggerating...Because that would suck to live in a place where everybody is out to fuck you over.

Well there is one time they're not trying to fuck you over and that's when they're busy fucking each other over.

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