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Gimmy · 08-03-2002, 03:14 PM

Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.

Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???

B40 · 08-03-2002, 03:15 PM

Only when I find a mouse around the house.

Gary · 08-03-2002, 03:24 PM

Hmm, ive done that with a dog. never tried a rat though.

DennisS · 08-03-2002, 03:53 PM

rofl.

kmanrox · 08-03-2002, 03:54 PM

hmm damn good ideas guys... ::note to self::

kmanrox · 08-03-2002, 03:55 PM

Larry flynt, in his book 'an unsemely man' admitted to fucking chickens... saying that their egg pouch felt warm and juicy like a pussy =)

Frank W · 08-03-2002, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Hmm, ive done that with a dog. never tried a rat though.

foe · 08-03-2002, 08:01 PM

1orglaugh

RW316 · 08-03-2002, 08:06 PM

disturbing... very disturbing

JimmyReject · 08-03-2002, 08:07 PM

That's some fucked up shit.

mrthumbs · 08-03-2002, 08:19 PM

I dont even wanna know what his previous 15 posts where about..

foe · 08-03-2002, 08:23 PM

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/search...der=descending

bhutocracy · 08-03-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by Gimmy
Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.

Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???

don't want to become gay.. but fucking animals is ok... niiiiiice logic. did they check if it was a male rat?

Shady · 08-03-2002, 11:19 PM

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Originally posted by Gary
Hmm, ive done that with a dog. never tried a rat though.

classic Gary.

Fletch XXX · 08-03-2002, 11:27 PM

You are close to your buddy arent you?

promoking · 08-03-2002, 11:35 PM

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Originally posted by Gimmy
Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.

Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???

I have many experiances with this, and I mean to tell you that it is no laughing thing. In Russia there are many how you say, fag's in the jail systems, and when a young person is meanly put into jail for no reason what soever then many mean men can do stuf that is not nice to a young man!!! so a people must sometimes carry on with something else other than the bad men that do things to them

I am having very bad thoughts of those days, so please let us knot talk more about them please !!!

Paul Markham · 08-03-2002, 11:46 PM

Some of you guys are in serious need of professional help.

What kind of diseases do you think a prison rat has?

whoops, I just saw my breakfast, again

promoking · 08-03-2002, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by charly
Some of you guys are in serious need of professional help.

What kind of diseases do you think a prison rat has?

whoops, I just saw my breakfast, again

In russian many condems are given to new people that are put in jail for they don't come up with a bad blood things. It is very good that they does this, so that I might still be able to offer me future wife some childs

Gary · 08-03-2002, 11:52 PM

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Originally posted by charly

What kind of diseases do you think a prison rat has?

I'll let you know when i get the results of my blood work.

Pornwolf · 08-04-2002, 12:02 AM

I think catching rabies trhough the dick has to hurt.

Bobo · 08-04-2002, 12:22 AM

You gotta be kidding me. It would be far easier to turn gay than begin fucking rats. Haven't you ever tried a young boys butt? It's good shit.

bhutocracy · 08-04-2002, 12:28 AM

would a rat REALLY be better than you hand? I mean REALLY? of course I think the story is bullshit.

Gimmy · 08-04-2002, 01:31 AM

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would a rat REALLY be better than you hand? I mean REALLY? of course I think the story is bullshit.

No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works

Alky · 08-04-2002, 02:20 AM

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Originally posted by Gimmy
Try it, it really works

ya ok buddy, ill do it tomorrow

bhutocracy · 08-04-2002, 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by Gimmy

No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works

yeah right... a friend of a friend of a russian criminal.

thats a fucking AIR-TIGHT case!

foe · 08-04-2002, 07:33 AM

but I believe him

Seb From Holland · 08-04-2002, 07:45 AM

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Originally posted by Gimmy

No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works

ASSHOLE you are full of shit. I tried it, but they still fucked me up the ass.

A big thank you fuck you for you.

Seb.

Evil1 · 08-04-2002, 12:14 PM

Lemme see if I'm following this right.. If i end up in jail in russia and take a rat, knock all it's teeth out and fuck it, every homothug in the jail wont try to mount my ass, but if i dont fuck a toothless rodent everyone will be going fag on me.. is that it?

I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth. I'll tear the fuckers clean off.

2 things i know will happen, that fucker wont be walking for the rest of my sentence or 20 years.. which ever is shorter and every other asspumper in there is going to be forced to consider if the payoff outweighs the risk of trying to bust a nut in me.

UnseenWorld · 08-04-2002, 12:28 PM

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Originally posted by Gimmy

No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works

I think starting a rumor that you have AIDS and are an Ebola carrier would work wonders in terms of ruining your Mr. Pussymouth and Mr. Pussyass careers.

Gimmy · 08-04-2002, 01:02 PM

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ASSHOLE you are full of shit. I tried it, but they still fucked me up the ass.

A big thank you fuck you for you

It's because you're a fag and you liked it.

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I think starting a rumor that you have AIDS and are an Ebola carrier would work wonders in terms of ruining your Mr. Pussymouth and Mr. Pussyass careers.

You moron, you can't get AIDS from a rat, the virus which causes AIDS is called HUMAN immunodeficiency virus.

<IMX> · 08-04-2002, 03:20 PM

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Did they check if it was a male rat?

At that point would it really matter?
I mean mouth fucking a toothless female rat is somehow better than doing the same to a male rat?

JimmyReject · 08-04-2002, 05:45 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1
Lemme see if I'm following this right.. If i end up in jail in russia and take a rat, knock all it's teeth out and fuck it, every homothug in the jail wont try to mount my ass, but if i dont fuck a toothless rodent everyone will be going fag on me.. is that it?

I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth. I'll tear the fuckers clean off.

2 things i know will happen, that fucker wont be walking for the rest of my sentence or 20 years.. which ever is shorter and every other asspumper in there is going to be forced to consider if the payoff outweighs the risk of trying to bust a nut in me.

You'd be so dead, next time they'll beat the living fuck out of you and hold you down as they take turns.

Pipecrew · 08-04-2002, 05:55 PM

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Originally posted by Gimmy

You moron, you can't get AIDS from a rat, the virus which causes AIDS is called HUMAN immunodeficiency virus.

You are the moron, he didnt say you could get aids from the rat, just start a rumor you have aids..... Go makeup another bullshit story

Evil1 · 08-04-2002, 06:01 PM

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Originally posted by JimmyReject

You'd be so dead, next time they'll beat the living fuck out of you and hold you down as they take turns.

ok nostradamus, how the fuck do you know what would happen with anything before it happens. Tell miss cleo you'll call her back, take a break from huffing spray paint and spend a few minutes realizing you dont know me or russian prisons and you're not qualified to make prognostications about anything other then the fact your cock will fit in a toothless rat.

bhutocracy · 08-04-2002, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by <IMX>

At that point would it really matter?
I mean mouth fucking a toothless female rat is somehow better than doing the same to a male rat?

I was commenting on how stupid the idea was... you may have missed that.

bhutocracy · 08-04-2002, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by Evil1

I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth.

tease.

AdultGames · 08-04-2002, 09:26 PM

Wow....my life is now complete. I was always wondering why there were so many toothless rats running the streets these days.

ChrisH · 08-04-2002, 09:29 PM

This thread is too fucking funny....

Lev · 08-04-2002, 10:30 PM

Hey maybe we can start a new niche, guys fucking toothless rats , I am sure there will be some pervs who dig that shit

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Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069	How Guys Masturbate in Prisons Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy. Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	You gotta be kidding me. It would be far easier to turn gay than begin fucking rats. Haven't you ever tried a young boys butt? It's good shit.

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Evil1 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,893	Lemme see if I'm following this right.. If i end up in jail in russia and take a rat, knock all it's teeth out and fuck it, every homothug in the jail wont try to mount my ass, but if i dont fuck a toothless rodent everyone will be going fag on me.. is that it? I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth. I'll tear the fuckers clean off. 2 things i know will happen, that fucker wont be walking for the rest of my sentence or 20 years.. which ever is shorter and every other asspumper in there is going to be forced to consider if the payoff outweighs the risk of trying to bust a nut in me. __________________

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