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  • Gimmy
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    • Jul 2002
    • 1069
    #1

    How Guys Masturbate in Prisons

    Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.

    Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???
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    • B40
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      • Jul 2001
      • 7020
      #2
      Only when I find a mouse around the house.

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        • Gary
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          • Aug 2001
          • 6110
          #3
          Hmm, ive done that with a dog. never tried a rat though.

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            • DennisS
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              • Jan 2002
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              #4
              rofl.

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                • kmanrox
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                  • Oct 2001
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                  #5
                  hmm damn good ideas guys... ::note to self::
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                    • kmanrox
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                      • Oct 2001
                      • 29295
                      #6
                      Larry flynt, in his book 'an unsemely man' admitted to fucking chickens... saying that their egg pouch felt warm and juicy like a pussy =)
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                        • Frank W
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                          • Feb 2002
                          • 889
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Gary
                          Hmm, ive done that with a dog. never tried a rat though.
                          "If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us." -- Herman Hesse

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                            • foe
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                              • May 2002
                              • 5246
                              #8
                              1orglaugh

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                                • RW316
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                                  • Jun 2002
                                  • 1103
                                  #9


                                  disturbing... very disturbing

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                                    • JimmyReject
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                                      • May 2002
                                      • 489
                                      #10
                                      That's some fucked up shit.

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                                        • mrthumbs
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 11702
                                          #11
                                          I dont even wanna know what his previous 15 posts where about..

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                                            • foe
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                                              • May 2002
                                              • 5246
                                              #12
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                                                • bhutocracy
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 10218
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Gimmy
                                                  Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.

                                                  Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???
                                                  don't want to become gay.. but fucking animals is ok... niiiiiice logic. did they check if it was a male rat?

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                                                    • Shady
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                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                      • 377
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Gary
                                                      Hmm, ive done that with a dog. never tried a rat though.
                                                      classic Gary.


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                                                        • Fletch XXX
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                                                          • Jan 2002
                                                          • 60840
                                                          #15
                                                          You are close to your buddy arent you?



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                                                            • promoking
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                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 116
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by Gimmy
                                                              Ok, I have this friend from Russia and somebody told him, that if you are in prison for a long time and you don't want to become gay and screw other guys, you find a big fat rat, which is not a problem to find in Russian prisons. You knock all the rat's teeth out, so it's nice and smooth and put your dick into the rat's mouth and start masturbating. He said it feels like a pussy.

                                                              Thats fucking disturbing. Anybody tried it???
                                                              I have many experiances with this, and I mean to tell you that it is no laughing thing. In Russia there are many how you say, fag's in the jail systems, and when a young person is meanly put into jail for no reason what soever then many mean men can do stuf that is not nice to a young man!!! so a people must sometimes carry on with something else other than the bad men that do things to them I am having very bad thoughts of those days, so please let us knot talk more about them please !!!
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                                                                • Paul Markham
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                                                                  • Jun 2001
                                                                  • 52942
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Some of you guys are in serious need of professional help.

                                                                  What kind of diseases do you think a prison rat has?

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                                                                    • promoking
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 116
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by charly
                                                                      Some of you guys are in serious need of professional help.

                                                                      What kind of diseases do you think a prison rat has?

                                                                      whoops, I just saw my breakfast, again
                                                                      In russian many condems are given to new people that are put in jail for they don't come up with a bad blood things. It is very good that they does this, so that I might still be able to offer me future wife some childs
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                                                                        • Gary
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                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                          • 6110
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by charly


                                                                          What kind of diseases do you think a prison rat has?
                                                                          I'll let you know when i get the results of my blood work.

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                                                                            • Pornwolf
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                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                              • 22712
                                                                              #20
                                                                              I think catching rabies trhough the dick has to hurt.
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                                                                                • Bobo
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                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                  • 2253
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  You gotta be kidding me. It would be far easier to turn gay than begin fucking rats. Haven't you ever tried a young boys butt? It's good shit.

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                                                                                    • bhutocracy
                                                                                      Not making A Comeback
                                                                                      • Dec 2001
                                                                                      • 10218
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      would a rat REALLY be better than you hand? I mean REALLY? of course I think the story is bullshit.

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                                                                                        • Gimmy
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                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 1069
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          would a rat REALLY be better than you hand? I mean REALLY? of course I think the story is bullshit.

                                                                                          No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

                                                                                          Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works

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                                                                                            • Alky
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                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                              • 5651
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by Gimmy
                                                                                              Try it, it really works

                                                                                              ya ok buddy, ill do it tomorrow

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                                                                                                • bhutocracy
                                                                                                  Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                                  • 10218
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gimmy



                                                                                                  No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

                                                                                                  Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works
                                                                                                  yeah right... a friend of a friend of a russian criminal.

                                                                                                  thats a fucking AIR-TIGHT case!

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                                                                                                    • foe
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                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                      • 5246
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      but I believe him

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                                                                                                        • Seb From Holland
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                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                          • 2747
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by Gimmy



                                                                                                          No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

                                                                                                          Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works
                                                                                                          ASSHOLE you are full of shit. I tried it, but they still fucked me up the ass.

                                                                                                          A big thank you fuck you for you.

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                                                                                                            • Evil1
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                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                              • 3893
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Lemme see if I'm following this right.. If i end up in jail in russia and take a rat, knock all it's teeth out and fuck it, every homothug in the jail wont try to mount my ass, but if i dont fuck a toothless rodent everyone will be going fag on me.. is that it?

                                                                                                              I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth. I'll tear the fuckers clean off.

                                                                                                              2 things i know will happen, that fucker wont be walking for the rest of my sentence or 20 years.. which ever is shorter and every other asspumper in there is going to be forced to consider if the payoff outweighs the risk of trying to bust a nut in me.

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                                                                                                                • UnseenWorld
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                                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                                  • 5279
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gimmy



                                                                                                                  No, the story is 100% true. I don't tell bullshit stories.

                                                                                                                  Another way to avoid a cock in your asshole in Russian prisons, is when you go to the bathroom to take a shit, leave some shit hanging from your ass, so nobody would try any backdoor action. Try it, it really works
                                                                                                                  I think starting a rumor that you have AIDS and are an Ebola carrier would work wonders in terms of ruining your Mr. Pussymouth and Mr. Pussyass careers.
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                                                                                                                    • Gimmy
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                                                                                      • 1069
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      ASSHOLE you are full of shit. I tried it, but they still fucked me up the ass.

                                                                                                                      A big thank you fuck you for you

                                                                                                                      It's because you're a fag and you liked it.


                                                                                                                      I think starting a rumor that you have AIDS and are an Ebola carrier would work wonders in terms of ruining your Mr. Pussymouth and Mr. Pussyass careers.

                                                                                                                      You moron, you can't get AIDS from a rat, the virus which causes AIDS is called HUMAN immunodeficiency virus.

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                                                                                                                        • <IMX>
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                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Did they check if it was a male rat?
                                                                                                                          At that point would it really matter?
                                                                                                                          I mean mouth fucking a toothless female rat is somehow better than doing the same to a male rat?

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                                                                                                                            • JimmyReject
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                                                                                                                              • May 2002
                                                                                                                              • 489
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Evil1
                                                                                                                              Lemme see if I'm following this right.. If i end up in jail in russia and take a rat, knock all it's teeth out and fuck it, every homothug in the jail wont try to mount my ass, but if i dont fuck a toothless rodent everyone will be going fag on me.. is that it?

                                                                                                                              I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth. I'll tear the fuckers clean off.

                                                                                                                              2 things i know will happen, that fucker wont be walking for the rest of my sentence or 20 years.. which ever is shorter and every other asspumper in there is going to be forced to consider if the payoff outweighs the risk of trying to bust a nut in me.
                                                                                                                              You'd be so dead, next time they'll beat the living fuck out of you and hold you down as they take turns.

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                                                                                                                                • Pipecrew
                                                                                                                                  Master of Gfy.com
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2002
                                                                                                                                  • 14888
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Gimmy



                                                                                                                                  You moron, you can't get AIDS from a rat, the virus which causes AIDS is called HUMAN immunodeficiency virus.

                                                                                                                                  You are the moron, he didnt say you could get aids from the rat, just start a rumor you have aids..... Go makeup another bullshit story

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                                                                                                                                    • Evil1
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                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                      • 3893
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by JimmyReject


                                                                                                                                      You'd be so dead, next time they'll beat the living fuck out of you and hold you down as they take turns.
                                                                                                                                      ok nostradamus, how the fuck do you know what would happen with anything before it happens. Tell miss cleo you'll call her back, take a break from huffing spray paint and spend a few minutes realizing you dont know me or russian prisons and you're not qualified to make prognostications about anything other then the fact your cock will fit in a toothless rat.

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                                                                                                                                        • bhutocracy
                                                                                                                                          Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                                                          • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 10218
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by <IMX>


                                                                                                                                          At that point would it really matter?
                                                                                                                                          I mean mouth fucking a toothless female rat is somehow better than doing the same to a male rat?
                                                                                                                                          I was commenting on how stupid the idea was... you may have missed that.

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                                                                                                                                            • bhutocracy
                                                                                                                                              Not making A Comeback
                                                                                                                                              • Dec 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 10218
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Evil1

                                                                                                                                              I have a better idea, 1st fucker that trys it, act like im all for it, bend over and just as this idiot is getting a handle on my hips to ass stab me, i reach under grab his saq and squeeze pull n' twist for everything i'm worth.
                                                                                                                                              tease.

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                                                                                                                                                • AdultGames
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                                                                                                                                                  Wow....my life is now complete. I was always wondering why there were so many toothless rats running the streets these days.
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                                                                                                                                                    • ChrisH
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                                                                                                                                                      This thread is too fucking funny....
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                                                                                                                                                        • Lev
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                                                                                                                                                          • Oct 2001
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                                                                                                                                                          Hey maybe we can start a new niche, guys fucking toothless rats , I am sure there will be some pervs who dig that shit

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