How to not get your ass kicked by the police .

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  • 2012
    So Fucking What
    • Jul 2006
    • 17189
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    How to not get your ass kicked by the police .

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    • GigoloShawn
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      • Oct 2007
      • 700
      #2
      I prefer this one, personally:

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        • Manowar
          jellyfish  
          • Dec 2003
          • 71528
          #3
          I remember watching that on tv, doesnt seem that long ago

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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              Lol @ the mad woman..har har

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                • 2012
                  So Fucking What
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 17189
                  #5
                  Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                  I prefer this one, personally:

                  I went 19 seconds into that .... he would of got his ass kicked ...
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                    • Blingbaby
                      Confirmed User
                      • Mar 2006
                      • 1079
                      #6
                      Wtf, did you just wake up from a 20 year comma and discovered youtube? I mean, a classic is a classic but..

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                        • 2012
                          So Fucking What
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 17189
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Blingbaby
                          Wtf, did you just wake up from a 20 year comma and discovered youtube? I mean, a classic is a classic but..
                          im a youtube fiend Im sorry
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                            • tony299
                              lurker
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 57021
                              #8
                              he is a very funny man

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                                • GigoloShawn
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2007
                                  • 700
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by fartfly
                                  I went 19 seconds into that .... he would of got his ass kicked ...
                                  The ending is the best part - and most cops can't outright kick your ass because of the dashcam. Just make sure to be quiet enough to not be picked up - then they gotta at least drag your ass out of the car.

                                  If you make it to the very end, that's where the punchline is.
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                                    • 2012
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jul 2006
                                      • 17189
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                      The ending is the best part - and most cops can't outright kick your ass because of the dashcam. Just make sure to be quiet enough to not be picked up - then they gotta at least drag your ass out of the car.

                                      If you make it to the very end, that's where the punchline is.
                                      ok i'll try again
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                                        • 2012
                                          So Fucking What
                                          • Jul 2006
                                          • 17189
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Manowar
                                          I remember watching that on tv, doesnt seem that long ago
                                          Originally posted by Spunky
                                          Lol @ the mad woman..har har
                                          things are going by so fast yeah ...
                                          women, yes. Don't drive with one when she's pissed no matter what the race. If anything for your sanity ...
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                                            • 2012
                                              So Fucking What
                                              • Jul 2006
                                              • 17189
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by fartfly
                                              I went 19 seconds into that .... he would of got his ass kicked ...
                                              I can't do it. I'm at :50 and I want to kick his ass myself !
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                                                • GigoloShawn
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                                                  • Oct 2007
                                                  • 700
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by fartfly
                                                  I can't do it. I'm at :50 and I want to kick his ass myself !
                                                  That's what makes him so great! He inspires me. He also did this. Try to get it out of your head.



                                                  Also, I'd like to add never, ever, ever get into an SUV with an aging woman (40+); in her mind, it's a Sherman Tank. I have yet to find an exception to this rule.
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                                                    • 2012
                                                      So Fucking What
                                                      • Jul 2006
                                                      • 17189
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                                      That's what makes him so great! He inspires me. He also did this. Try to get it out of your head.



                                                      Also, I'd like to add never, ever, ever get into an SUV with an aging woman (40+); in her mind, it's a Sherman Tank. I have yet to find an exception to this rule.
                                                      Nope , she will never want him. I guess you have never been to Oxnard ...

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                                                        • GigoloShawn
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Oct 2007
                                                          • 700
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by fartfly
                                                          Nope , she will never want him. I guess you have never been to Oxnard ...
                                                          I guess I missed the parody in your song here? That guy's just a sarcastic comedian being paid by HBO to make his stuff.
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                                                            • 2012
                                                              So Fucking What
                                                              • Jul 2006
                                                              • 17189
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by GigoloShawn
                                                              I guess I missed the parody in your song here? That guy's just a sarcastic comedian being paid by HBO to make his stuff.
                                                              I just like that song. I guess I don't really understand his humor. Not saying it isn't funny !
                                                              Last edited by 2012; 10-14-2008, 08:01 PM.
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