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C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-10-2007, 08:18 AM

I am not sure if this has been posted.. but its a fucked up article and one worthy of GFY.

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Illegally Park-ed

An Irvine cop ejaculates on a motorist but escapes criminal liability
By R. SCOTT MOXLEY
Thursday, February 8, 2007 - 3:00 pm
No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it.

When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn?t responsible for making sticky all over the woman?s sweater. He insisted that she made the married patrolman make the mess?after all, she was on her way home from work as a dancer at Captain Cream Cabaret.

?She got what she wanted,? said Stokke. ?She?s an overtly sexual person.?

Full article here http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/il...park-ed/26661/

BoyAlley · 02-10-2007, 08:20 AM

O
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This is just, well, weird.

How on earth does something like this happen?

Was she offering him a blowjob to get out of getting a ticket, or did he just whip it out and start jacking unprovoked?

Strange.................

BoyAlley · 02-10-2007, 08:22 AM

FYI: He was found not guilty too.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-10-2007, 08:23 AM

Thats what I found sickening is that this fuck got off , there was evidence and he admitted it...can you say sexual predator.

DarkJedi · 02-10-2007, 08:24 AM

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?She got what she wanted,? said Stokke.

I concur.

King of Queens · 02-10-2007, 08:27 AM

damn thats fucked up

born2blog · 02-10-2007, 08:27 AM

quite a bizarre story, don't understand how the cop wasn't charged?

DaddyHalbucks · 02-10-2007, 08:34 AM

Does not surprise me at all.

In practice, cops are often above the law.

Phoenix · 02-10-2007, 08:37 AM

bad ltnt rocked that movie ruled

Juilan · 02-10-2007, 08:37 AM

That consensual sex argument sounded pretty thin

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-10-2007, 08:46 AM

Too bad the girl didnt have a vid phone to film this encounter...just another reason to not trust the law enforcement.. the worst criminals.

munki · 02-10-2007, 08:47 AM

Heard about this yesterday, and the lawyers comments still amaze me...

escorpio · 02-10-2007, 09:00 AM

Jerking off on a stripper without paying is the same as shoplifting. He should be punished to the full extent of the law.

Mike Semen · 02-10-2007, 09:24 AM

Bad Lieutenant anyone?

websiex · 02-10-2007, 09:30 AM

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Records show he ran the bosomy, 5-foot, 110-pound dancer’s license plate before the stop, did not call for backup despite the potential for an arrest and failed to tell his supervisor or dispatch that he was leaving Irvine.

The first thing all police do is tell the dispatcher the location and reason for ANY stop incase something happens, if this guy was a veteran, he would've done so, but he obviously was up to something else.

Then the whole unzipping... If I was the DA I would try to go for a lesser charge on the crime since he got "off" on this one...

beemk · 02-10-2007, 09:30 AM

you guys are so quick to make judgement, im sure there was more to the story.

beemk · 02-10-2007, 09:34 AM

nevermind, just read the full story. guy definitely sounds like a creep.

websiex · 02-10-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

you guys are so quick to make judgement, im sure there was more to the story.

Umm...

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Park unzipped his pants, took his penis out and got an erection, she explained. “Basically, the officer made me give [him] a freaking hand job and he let me go. I’m so freaked out about it.”

(Lucy also told police, prosecutors and the jury that Park had also fingered her vagina and fondled her breasts before he ejaculated on her.)

“I was confused,” she told the Laguna Beach dispatcher. “He called me afterwards. I’m scared, you know . . . What’s an Irvine cop doing hanging out at a strip club in Lake Forest?”

Plus, he didn't call in to the dispatcher (police safety, he is veteran, should know to, GPS was shut off too)... AND he got her number previously to try to hook up with her; it was probably "overcharged" and they couldn't get him... Seems pretty clear to me...

edit: beemk, a-ok

Contra · 02-10-2007, 09:57 AM

this guy should at least loose his job. I don't want him pulling me over -

websiex · 02-10-2007, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Contra

this guy should at least loose his job. I don't want him pulling me over -

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Park, who works in construction nowadays,

No worries...

CDSmith · 02-10-2007, 10:06 AM

I realize the accused must be given a defense, but I often find myself wondering what a defense lawyer's argument would be if the victim was HIS daughter.

They come up with these outrageous defense arguments sometimes, makes you wonder if they really believe the bullshit they sling in court.

cheekycherry · 02-10-2007, 10:08 AM

Only in America

websiex · 02-10-2007, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I realize the accused must be given a defense, but I often find myself wondering what a defense lawyer's argument would be if the victim was HIS daughter.

They come up with these outrageous defense arguments sometimes, makes you wonder if they really believe the bullshit they sling in court.

If it's your daughter, you don't take the case.

BlackCrayon · 02-10-2007, 10:10 AM

unless she sucked him off that is just crazy fucked. yes, girls who look sexual are just waiting to have greasy cop cum all over them.

Dagwolf · 02-10-2007, 10:29 AM

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On the witness stand, Park explained that he?d called Lucy out of concern for a citizen?s safety. He also shrugged his shoulders when Kamiabipour slowly listed the first names of nine Captain Cream female employees?Annette, Denise, Rashele, Marlia, Brandi, Andrea, Deborah, Laura and Shannon?whose license plates he?d run through the DMV computer in the weeks prior to his sexual encounter with Lucy. (Another coincidence, according to Stokke.) Jurors also learned that Irvine Police Sgt. Michael Hallinan had previously warned Park as they left work to stay away from the strippers.

(the cop), who works in construction nowadays, conceded that he?d been given the warning but claimed that he had no clue it was Lucy in the vehicle or that she had an invalid driver?s license, even as he approached her car window.

Uh, yeah, right...

Catalyst · 02-10-2007, 10:33 AM

good news artcle.. i just finshed reading it and fuck man.. crazy shit

DaddyHalbucks · 02-10-2007, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday

I am not sure if this has been posted.. but its a fucked up article and one worthy of GFY.

Full article here http://www.ocweekly.com/news/news/il...park-ed/26661/

It's very similar to claiming that an underage person consented.

How the heck can it possibly be appropriate for a police officer to do this?

MandyBlake · 02-10-2007, 10:40 AM

what!??! that is gross.

websiex · 02-10-2007, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

It's very similar to claiming that an underage person consented.

Sorry, not even in the same league.

This is a police officer with authority demanding a favor for the repudiation of a speeding ticket... a 15 year old consenting sex with a 18 year old, and the 18 year old getting arrested and put in prison is another issue completely....

pornguy · 02-10-2007, 10:51 AM

There are always two sides to every story, and some place in the middle is the truth. I am sure that she offered to get out of trouble, but he FUCKED UP!

CDSmith · 02-10-2007, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by websiex

If it's your daughter, you don't take the case.

Yeah, well duh.

It's thinking in the hyperthetical. The very abstract hyperthetical mind you, but still a valid observation nonetheless. (in my opinion)

Drake · 02-10-2007, 10:59 AM

It was a jury that found him not guilty of the charges. Maybe people are right when they say that if you're guilty it's better to have a jury; if you're innocent it's better to have a judge.

websiex · 02-10-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike33

if you're guilty it's better to have a jury; if you're innocent it's better to have a judge.

definitely....

TurboAngel · 02-10-2007, 11:04 AM

That is crazy.

s9ann0 · 02-10-2007, 11:08 AM

man what a wanker

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-10-2007, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I am sure that she offered to get out of trouble

There is no way you can be sure and you are only making the assumption because she is a stripper. Just makes you as bad as the predjudiced jury members.

chaze · 02-10-2007, 11:39 AM

That's 15 minutes from me, funny all the cops her mac on chics every weekend.

I'm thinking she was drunk and made a deal to not get a ticket and then thought she get money from the city for it.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-10-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by chaze

That's 15 minutes from me, funny all the cops her mac on chics every weekend.

I'm thinking she was drunk and made a deal to not get a ticket and then thought she get money from the city for it.

read the whole article.. this guy stalked her

CDSmith · 02-10-2007, 11:41 AM

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When the case went to trial, however, defense attorney Al Stokke argued that Park wasn?t responsible for making sticky all over the woman?s sweater.

LOL @ "making sticky"

"Whups, sorry for making sticky all over your face and gluing your eyes shut"

sherie · 02-10-2007, 12:05 PM

How fucking disgusting is that?!? He'll be back in court again someday.

Maybe this time one of the juror's will be sitting there while his daughter or grand-daughter is on the stand because it was she who was assulted this time.

And what the hell, why on earth would her lawyer allow that that age group and prodominate gender during jury selection......

Unreal.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-10-2007, 02:28 PM

I wasnt impressed with her lawyer at all...probably a court appointed attorney. This can be appealed I am sure and a new lawyer that is a total shark will step up for the fame and money..it could be a very big case if they wanted it to be.

DaddyHalbucks · 02-10-2007, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by websiex

Sorry, not even in the same league.

This is a police officer with authority demanding a favor for the repudiation of a speeding ticket... a 15 year old consenting sex with a 18 year old, and the 18 year old getting arrested and put in prison is another issue completely....

It's very very similar.

There is an inherent inequality.

It is an abuse of power.

A minor cannot "consent." Neither can anyone else who is subject to the officer's authority when an officer is on duty.

KrisKross · 02-10-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

There are always two sides to every story, and some place in the middle is the truth. I am sure that she offered to get out of trouble, but he FUCKED UP!

So what if she offered? The onus on him is to decline; especially considering his position (on-duty cop, married, etc).

GT-Omar · 02-10-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

O
M
G

This is just, well, weird.

How on earth does something like this happen?

Was she offering him a blowjob to get out of getting a ticket, or did he just whip it out and start jacking unprovoked?

Strange.................

He's was probably part of the "Super troopers" squad! ..........hehehe

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