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The Cocksucker · 02-08-2007, 07:54 PM

Lather up your sack in the shower with anything from Ivory to Lever2001. Lather for minutes, not seconds. Make sure those pubes are soft and squishy.

Grab a Gillete Sensor XL (Normal Sensor will work if you are too cheap for the $.95 upgrade). Stretch your sack up over your worm and begin shaving. It should look something like this:

That is, finis until your man cow is silky smooth. Any questions? Hit me up.

Here is another picture for those that may get confused. This is NOT how you shave your balls. Your pubic hair line should not rise this far north providing you are not a hairy Arab. This bloke read my last tutorial and took the steps a tad out of context hence my revision.

uno · 02-08-2007, 07:56 PM

I can't even shave my face well.

needlive · 02-08-2007, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno

I can't even shave my face well.

That was cool

What if someone pushes too hard? Will have a bloody experience with his cock?

HouseHead · 02-08-2007, 08:11 PM

I shave awfully fine!!

MandyBlake · 02-08-2007, 08:33 PM

i don't know...seeing a guy who is totally shaven and has no body hair kind of freaks me out.

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tony286 · 02-08-2007, 08:51 PM

I did once it itched so bad never again,now it looks like a member of zztop.

MandyBlake · 02-08-2007, 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

I did once it itched so bad never again,now it looks like a member of zztop.

you are hilarious!

cypionate · 02-08-2007, 11:14 PM

Holy fucking shit! I am cracking my ass up right now!!!

Paraskass · 02-08-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i don't know...seeing a guy who is totally shaven and has no body hair kind of freaks me out.

you want to come over and braid my back hair?

spasmo · 02-08-2007, 11:34 PM

I'm surprised Juicy isn't in here yet.

bobby666 · 02-08-2007, 11:51 PM

lol, what a promo :-)

thebossxxx · 02-09-2007, 02:33 AM

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martinsc · 02-09-2007, 02:42 AM

lol, thanks....

okdesign · 02-09-2007, 08:23 AM

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Fetish Gimp · 02-09-2007, 09:17 AM

Shaving is for sissy bum boys. Real men use tweezers.

MsWild · 02-10-2007, 06:04 PM

those are cool

Dvae · 02-10-2007, 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cocksucker

Lather up your sack in the shower with anything from Ivory to Lever2001. Lather for minutes, not seconds. Make sure those pubes are soft and squishy.

Grab a Gillete Sensor XL (Normal Sensor will work if you are too cheap for the $.95 upgrade). Stretch your sack up over your worm and begin shaving. It should look something like this:

Here is another picture for those that may get confused. This is NOT how you shave your balls. Your pubic hair line should not rise this far north providing you are not a hairy Arab. This bloke read my last tutorial and took the steps a tad out of context hence my revision.

I suppose next time you'll cover shaving your ass hairs?

Or do you bleach yours?

B2BwithJoeD · 02-10-2007, 06:57 PM

Where's Roger V ??

PAR · 02-10-2007, 07:11 PM

Ball shaving video on CNBC

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HhZ8pyOAeO4

"1. Trim your hair before shaving anything. This can save a lot of time and frustration, you won’t believe how harder it is with the pubes at natural length, the razor blade clogs up easily, and irritations appear more often. Use electric hair trimmers or scissors, you may need at one point to pull your hair to cut it.

2. Take a warm bath or put a warm towel on that area. Warm temperatures open the pores, making shaving easier.

3. Apply shaving cream to the area you plan to shave. Choose the right kind of cream, because you may be allergic to some ingredients, the best advice would be to buy shaving cream for sensitive skin. And please don’t use soap, soap is not good for your friend.
4. Shave. Shave to the same direction the hair grows, and don’t go over and over the same area, at most 3 strokes should do the work. More than this translates into irritation and razor bumps. You may need to stretch the skin for difficult spots. Shave once a week first, to let your skin get used to this.

5. Use exfoliation sponges to clean. After shaving any dead cells must be removed form your skin.

6. Moisturize. This is the final step. I would recommend using baby oil or aloe vera, but other moisturizers should work for you."
http://www.menskincaretips.com/blog/...ng-in-6-steps/

fallenmuffin · 02-10-2007, 07:21 PM

Step 1.
Cut your pubes carefully 1/8th of an inch long with scissors.

Step 2.
Apply Magic Smooth Razorless Hair-Removing Cream.

Step 3.
Wipe the hair away.

Nicolette · 02-11-2007, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp

Shaving is for sissy bum boys. Real men use tweezers.

yikes! ouchy!

02-08-2007, 07:54 PM	#1
The Cocksucker I have traffic for sale! Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 172	Ball shaving tips Lather up your sack in the shower with anything from Ivory to Lever2001. Lather for minutes, not seconds. Make sure those pubes are soft and squishy. Grab a Gillete Sensor XL (Normal Sensor will work if you are too cheap for the $.95 upgrade). Stretch your sack up over your worm and begin shaving. It should look something like this: That is, finis until your man cow is silky smooth. Any questions? Hit me up. Here is another picture for those that may get confused. This is NOT how you shave your balls. Your pubic hair line should not rise this far north providing you are not a hairy Arab. This bloke read my last tutorial and took the steps a tad out of context hence my revision.

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PAR Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,835	Ball shaving video on CNBC https://youtube.com/watch?v=HhZ8pyOAeO4 "1. Trim your hair before shaving anything. This can save a lot of time and frustration, you won’t believe how harder it is with the pubes at natural length, the razor blade clogs up easily, and irritations appear more often. Use electric hair trimmers or scissors, you may need at one point to pull your hair to cut it. 2. Take a warm bath or put a warm towel on that area. Warm temperatures open the pores, making shaving easier. 3. Apply shaving cream to the area you plan to shave. Choose the right kind of cream, because you may be allergic to some ingredients, the best advice would be to buy shaving cream for sensitive skin. And please don’t use soap, soap is not good for your friend. 4. Shave. Shave to the same direction the hair grows, and don’t go over and over the same area, at most 3 strokes should do the work. More than this translates into irritation and razor bumps. You may need to stretch the skin for difficult spots. Shave once a week first, to let your skin get used to this. 5. Use exfoliation sponges to clean. After shaving any dead cells must be removed form your skin. 6. Moisturize. This is the final step. I would recommend using baby oil or aloe vera, but other moisturizers should work for you." http://www.menskincaretips.com/blog/...ng-in-6-steps/

02-10-2007, 07:21 PM	#21
fallenmuffin Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 8,170	The way I shave my balls... Step 1. Cut your pubes carefully 1/8th of an inch long with scissors. Step 2. Apply Magic Smooth Razorless Hair-Removing Cream. Step 3. Wipe the hair away.