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The Cocksucker 02-08-2007 07:54 PM

Ball shaving tips
 
Lather up your sack in the shower with anything from Ivory to Lever2001. Lather for minutes, not seconds. Make sure those pubes are soft and squishy.

Grab a Gillete Sensor XL (Normal Sensor will work if you are too cheap for the $.95 upgrade). Stretch your sack up over your worm and begin shaving. It should look something like this:

http://www.cum-drinking-sex-pigs.com...-asses1091.jpg

That is, finis until your man cow is silky smooth. Any questions? Hit me up.

:thumbsup

Here is another picture for those that may get confused. This is NOT how you shave your balls. Your pubic hair line should not rise this far north providing you are not a hairy Arab. This bloke read my last tutorial and took the steps a tad out of context hence my revision. :2 cents:

http://www.cum-drinking-sex-pigs.com...-asses1005.jpg

uno 02-08-2007 07:56 PM

I can't even shave my face well.

needlive 02-08-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 11885947)
I can't even shave my face well.

That was cool :1orglaugh

What if someone pushes too hard? Will have a bloody experience with his cock? :winkwink: :1orglaugh

HouseHead 02-08-2007 08:11 PM

I shave awfully fine!!

MandyBlake 02-08-2007 08:33 PM

i don't know...seeing a guy who is totally shaven and has no body hair kind of freaks me out.

ready lube 02-08-2007 08:49 PM

I almost fell out of my chair when those pics came up!!!


ahhhhh

tony286 02-08-2007 08:51 PM

I did once it itched so bad never again,now it looks like a member of zztop.

MandyBlake 02-08-2007 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 11886129)
I did once it itched so bad never again,now it looks like a member of zztop.

you are hilarious!

cypionate 02-08-2007 11:14 PM

Holy fucking shit! I am cracking my ass up right now!!!

Paraskass 02-08-2007 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake (Post 11886071)
i don't know...seeing a guy who is totally shaven and has no body hair kind of freaks me out.

you want to come over and braid my back hair?

spasmo 02-08-2007 11:34 PM

I'm surprised Juicy isn't in here yet.

bobby666 02-08-2007 11:51 PM

lol, what a promo :-)

thebossxxx 02-09-2007 02:33 AM

thanks foir the advice!

martinsc 02-09-2007 02:42 AM

lol, thanks....

okdesign 02-09-2007 08:23 AM

wow, there are tips on GFY! :thumbsup

Fetish Gimp 02-09-2007 09:17 AM

Shaving is for sissy bum boys. Real men use tweezers.

MsWild 02-10-2007 06:04 PM

those are cool :thumbsup

Dvae 02-10-2007 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Cocksucker (Post 11885938)
Lather up your sack in the shower with anything from Ivory to Lever2001. Lather for minutes, not seconds. Make sure those pubes are soft and squishy.

Grab a Gillete Sensor XL (Normal Sensor will work if you are too cheap for the $.95 upgrade). Stretch your sack up over your worm and begin shaving. It should look something like this:

Here is another picture for those that may get confused. This is NOT how you shave your balls. Your pubic hair line should not rise this far north providing you are not a hairy Arab. This bloke read my last tutorial and took the steps a tad out of context hence my revision. :2 cents:


I suppose next time you'll cover shaving your ass hairs?

Or do you bleach yours?

B2BwithJoeD 02-10-2007 06:57 PM

Where's Roger V ??

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

PAR 02-10-2007 07:11 PM

Ball shaving video on CNBC

https://youtube.com/watch?v=HhZ8pyOAeO4

"1. Trim your hair before shaving anything. This can save a lot of time and frustration, you won’t believe how harder it is with the pubes at natural length, the razor blade clogs up easily, and irritations appear more often. Use electric hair trimmers or scissors, you may need at one point to pull your hair to cut it.

2. Take a warm bath or put a warm towel on that area. Warm temperatures open the pores, making shaving easier.

3. Apply shaving cream to the area you plan to shave. Choose the right kind of cream, because you may be allergic to some ingredients, the best advice would be to buy shaving cream for sensitive skin. And please don’t use soap, soap is not good for your friend.
4. Shave. Shave to the same direction the hair grows, and don’t go over and over the same area, at most 3 strokes should do the work. More than this translates into irritation and razor bumps. You may need to stretch the skin for difficult spots. Shave once a week first, to let your skin get used to this.

5. Use exfoliation sponges to clean. After shaving any dead cells must be removed form your skin.

6. Moisturize. This is the final step. I would recommend using baby oil or aloe vera, but other moisturizers should work for you."
http://www.menskincaretips.com/blog/...ng-in-6-steps/

fallenmuffin 02-10-2007 07:21 PM

The way I shave my balls...
 
Step 1.
Cut your pubes carefully 1/8th of an inch long with scissors.

Step 2.
Apply Magic Smooth Razorless Hair-Removing Cream.
http://a1061.g.akamai.net/7/1061/541...che/293280.jpg

Step 3.
Wipe the hair away.

Nicolette 02-11-2007 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fetish Gimp (Post 11888523)
Shaving is for sissy bum boys. Real men use tweezers.

yikes! ouchy!


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