Lather up your sack in the shower with anything from Ivory to Lever2001. Lather for minutes, not seconds. Make sure those pubes are soft and squishy.
Grab a Gillete Sensor XL (Normal Sensor will work if you are too cheap for the $.95 upgrade). Stretch your sack up over your worm and begin shaving. It should look something like this:
That is, finis until your man cow is silky smooth. Any questions? Hit me up.
Here is another picture for those that may get confused. This is NOT how you shave your balls. Your pubic hair line should not rise this far north providing you are not a hairy Arab. This bloke read my last tutorial and took the steps a tad out of context hence my revision.
