How do you tell your girlfriend you are in porn biz??

[Alvaro]

I saw this topic on another board and thought it was interesting to discuss here... so.. how do you tell or told your girlfriend (if you have one) that you run a porn biz?

"Honey, I'm in the adult biz. Now bend over and spread your legs..."

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[corvette]

Umm Tammy,

for the past 3 years, I have been running
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[jamiee]

Originally posted by corvett:
Umm Tammy,

for the past 3 years, I have been running
a web site called voyeurtammy.com

rofl

[Jer]

Hello Alvaro,
Problems with your girlfriend, huh ?

Se você estiver ganhando dinheiro, ela vai achar que você trabalha em negócio legal e não vai encanar. Basta dizer que não altera em nada ficar olhando para centenas de mulheres nuas / fotos de sexo, sendo que você só pensa nela, que ela é perfeita, blah blah blah

Abraço!

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[Alvaro]

hey jer, can you icq me? 24955222
thanks

[Jer]

Cool site you got there. How it's doing ?

[Roberto]

How do you tell your girlfriend you are in porn biz??

Honey, I'm into the porn biz.

That would do it.

Then tell her that you're not a pervert and staring at porn all day long has developed a immunity (that may be true), and that it's no different than being a doctor

sorte boa!

[Roberto]

btw, i got this response at tgpsoftware's submit page "Administrators interaction required. Try again later!" while trying to submit to vinividicummed any idea why?

[oscer]

I told mine and she told me one of her friends directs porn movies in New York.

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[Dirtypainter]

Look honey you are on the net. hehehehehehe

hell just show her a check. enough said in that to tell her you do porn.

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[Snake Doctor]

You leave a few sponsor checks on the kitchen table when she comes by, and when she says "What's ibill and why are they giving you a check for so fucking much money?"
You log onto your site and show her how you got the checks

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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[Rocky]

just tell her you're a mass murderer, bank robber, gangbanger, adult webmaster and love to drink a glass of warm blood at the end of a hard days work

and then tell her that only the adult webmaster part was true

[Jer]

I told my girlfriend and she's working with me now

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Roberto:
btw, i got this response at tgpsoftware's submit page "Administrators interaction required. Try again later!" while trying to submit to vinividicummed any idea why?

you should contact gw at [email protected]
the system is beta
but i think your gallery will be posted

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by Roberto:
btw, i got this response at tgpsoftware's submit page "Administrators interaction required. Try again later!" while trying to submit to vinividicummed any idea why?

you should contact gw at [email protected]
the system is beta
but i think your gallery will be posted

[Roberto]

thanks alvaro!

[boneprone]

Alvaro,

bout time you posted here!
Welcome to GFY, and a pleasant Go Fuck Yourself to ya.

BP4L

[onlyreal]

show her your penis
and then show the ones in your site

say sex is natural thing all people reproduce by it and teaching people in this topic is very good thing

say you are honest people that wanna share you knowledge with other people in world

and want to help people in world to improve thier fantasies for increasing the reproduction rate in world. (donot forget to add you likes kids too much)

Originally posted by Alvaro:
I saw this topic on another board and thought it was interesting to discuss here... so.. how do you tell or told your girlfriend (if you have one) that you run a porn biz?

[Jer]

Hey onlyreal, pretty good tatics !

[RedShoe]

I told her, "This is the house that cum built"

No, really I told her that I wanted to sell pus*y online for some cold hard ca$h.

No, I told her that a guy named Tanker said I could be making like 1 million dollars by just signing up to AP. But that I had to sign up today before the offer went away. She totally believed me.

So then I took her to Vegas so Mika Tan could fondle her. MUAHAHAHAHAHA (my original plan worked, have her fondled by Mika Tan)

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[Rictor]

I got out of porn for a while a few years ago to make a feminist girlfriend happy. These days, my wife (different woman) doesn't mind and doesn't complain about the cash.

If you have to change for some one, it's not going to work.

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[Ludedude]

Easy, get a girlfriend like mine...SHE got me into the business!

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[SleazyDream]

A Doctor is often the career of choice for a girlfreind to think that you do... but think about this..

A doctor has to look at old ugly fat people and listen to them wine about aches and pains all day.

A doctor has to stick his finger up a real ungly smelly asshole.

A doctor has to have 7-10 years university education just to be a GP - more to specialize to make real money.

I wouldn't want to be a doctor - much rahter do what I do. WHy?

I dont have to touch any assholes.
Those assholes I have to look at are cute and since they are pics they don't wine at me.
I didn't have to take 7 years higher education to do this.
One of my best freinds is a doctor and he's on call at all hours of the night. The stress is incredible and he makes less than I do.

Tell you girlfriend PROUDLY that you work in the Adult Internet Busniess. It's a WAY better industry. All we do is read crap from Amp and Gary - Amp and Gary see their doctors every day.... Imagine having them in person!!!!! Porn yes! - Med School NO

[Ludedude]

LOL...the first goddam thing you said on this board that made me smile.

nice post, Sleazy

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[grrrl]

i don't even have a girlfriend.

[SleazyDream]

I'll go a step further. Last june at the airport in Winnipeg on my way to vegas customs was searching everyone going on the plane and asking everyone questions about their occupation. The Two guys in front of me - clean cut and nice cloths - were office workers and were taken into a back room for questioning. I came up to the customs officer shaking and ready for an anal exam, and when he asked me what I did for a living I meekly told him I was an Adult Webmaster. He excitidly asked me what site I ran and he KNEW OF SLEAZYDREAM! He asked me to sign my business card for him and then let me through with no hastles. I felt like a celebrity.

My buddy who's a doctor came back from Dublin, has tons of ID proving he is a MD, and spend 2 hours in customs as they interrogated him.

Porn RULES.

[YoYoBean]

I told her that i worked in porn....and if she didnt like that...she could take her ass elsewhere....simple.

There is no need for us blokes to beat aorund the bush...if she is that superficial about earning an honest buck....toss that bitch out now ...shes no good!

[Alvaro]

Sleazy, I dont think so.
There are doctors that win a lot in a month, others dont.
Some doctors, i think mostly of them, like what they do, others dont.
Same happens on porn business.
The difference is that they are happy for saving lifes, and we for the user to jerk off =D

[kittykat69]

When you've got her bent over doggy style - grab her hell and pull her head right back and whisper in her ear..

"I'm in the porn biz.. now SMILE for that hidden camera over there bitch!! "


LOL

actually when I first met my current partner, thru doing pics for him - I was REALLY paranoid that there were cameras in the toilet and all over the house...
I've lived here long enough to know there's not - but I still love the reaction of other ppl when they visit - they all think the same thing.

[UnseenWorld]

Originally posted by Alvaro:
I saw this topic on another board and thought it was interesting to discuss here... so.. how do you tell or told your girlfriend (if you have one) that you run a porn biz?

Hmm. I am always astounded at how many people in this business keep it a secret from friends and family, etc. I guess I wouldn't be in this business if I had to hide what I do.

Still, while I don't do hardcore (or even like it much), my daughter and family, among other things, keep me from straying in that direction.

My entire family knows what I do. Some think it's horrible and some think it's cool. I say, if you can't deal with people knowing what you do, don't do it. Trying to keep it secret is about the most laughable approach of all, because you're very unlikely to pull it off.

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[Wilber]

Adult, or not, w/ comp as your income it's best to say your "in the industry".
If prompted for more then next say your "income derives of bringing traffic
to e-comm facilities". Occasionally there is always a joker who keeps drilling
so for them you start talking "deep". Deep= tech talk about MHz buses,
manipulation of Apache directives, php, perl, asp, blah blah...

and...if they have balls enough to still drill you, you tell 'em "hey, you don't
mind if we talk about something else? I do this every day and I would like
to enjoy my time away from it. Tnx".

g/f's? If they live w/ you it's inevitable you have to tell them something. If
they don't then no reason to tell them anything, or use the "funneling traffic"
story. Depends on who is the strong one in the relationship.

Originally posted by UnseenWorld:
I guess I wouldn't be in this business if I had to hide what I do.

It's not so much about hiding as it is about avoiding being stereo-typed
and steering clear of holier-than-thee attitudes.

Nothing wrong with being honest, only next time you don't get invited to
the Johnson's for Christmas you'll know why. Ppl can be "funny". They smile
but they hate.

[Alvaro]

thanks for all original replies guys.
there are so many good answers that i am still choosing one
so... send more ideas


boneprone, thanks for the welcome dude
and fuck your self too, hehe, lol

[playa]

why think your in the porn biz?
you are just a webmaster
and just so happen to be in the more profitable side

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[Roberto]

Funny i was forced into this situation today with my mother/sister/inlaws and 4 nephews i told my mother the other day and she didn't quite understood, so started asking what i was doing now today, so a good explanation was an honest one: one of the few things that really make money on the internet and that has the most demand nowadays is adult content, well i run an adult content website and sell services keeping a comission, business as usual. they all where like "ah ok. nice." my wife of course knows, but i have to wait until my 4 yrs old kid understands what i'm doing he's not allowed to see my monitor anyway

[Vicodev]

Originally posted by kittykat69:
When you've got her bent over doggy style - grab her hell and pull her head right back and whisper in her ear..

"I'm in the porn biz.. now SMILE for that hidden camera over there bitch!! "

hhahaha....that's some funny shit.

[the indigo]

can I ask what the fuck is wrong working in the adult business? Damn, you're a webmaster and you also think it's bad?! Come on, sexuality is NORMAL, and no, I have no problem at all telling ANYONE that I work in the adult industry. Come on, if the adult webmasters can't change the bad reputation of this industry, WHO will? Maybe quebeckers are juste open minded or 10 years ahead in mentality

I just don't understand how a guy can't tell his family, friends or girlfriend what's his fucking job... gimme a break, we are in 2001.

[TheFLY]

the secret is just to be confident and be proud of what you do -- but don't take it all too seriously... after all it's just a way to make money -- it's not like your life revolves around porn and you are some kind of pervert -- most girls seem to peak interest once you reveal to them that your source of income revolves around sex... their imaginations run wild... you are no longer just some boring typical guy.

Absolutely don't be embarassed about what you do... this is a mistake I made once. The girl just about freaked out -- since I changed my attitude and delivery about my biz -- I've since never had a negative reaction... Just be positive. If you are honest w/ girls, even the feminist and religious girls will still find you sexy...

As far as the exploitation angle that some girls may take -- this is a moot point... because women can be, and are the real exploiters -- and they know it -- most women know how to get what they want. It also doesn't hurt to mention that women profit directly from your biz -- this is not a male dominated biz -- just about anyone w/ an internet connection can be the "exploiter"... How many of you have really met Boneprone? For all you know Boneprone is really ugly and fat woman in a nursing home with a lot of free time.

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[katja_AWNews]

you dont tell
until you get payed, its oke 2 shoor up, and dont tell...
iff you dont jurk off, youre girlfriend will even have a beter sexlife.
My boyfriend doesn`t know either
:-)

[jimmy3way]

Hon, I've got good news and bad news.

Good news is I make a decent living selling internet porn.

Bad news: you only convert at 1:500 on tgp traffic. You're gonna have to hit the gym.

[onlyreal]

so he can win dvd in his first post with a stolen idea from another board

Originally posted by Alvaro:
thanks for all original replies guys.
there are so many good answers that i am still choosing one
so... send more ideas


boneprone, thanks for the welcome dude
and fuck your self too, hehe, lol

[TheFLY]

This thread has already been on GFY at least a couple times already.

[B.Diker]

my gf knows that i am in porn biz she loves me and the money so she allows me

[onlyreal]

my gf

hey steop i donot have
you know any site that i can buy one

as my stock consumed

[Alvaro]

Originally posted by onlyreal:
so he can win dvd in his first post with a stolen idea from another board

that´s what i said when i started the topic, and i dont care

[Timothy]

Honey, I'm a professional on the net. Ya know Yahoo? I make more money than they do!

OR

Honey, don't you know that your pussy is the best? Comparing with 20,000+ i ever seen.

Alvaro, your girlfriend will know what you do anyway, except if she is very dumb So tell her the truth. (But tell your mom you are a programmer )

[playa]

if bothers you that much make non porn
portal site

and say thats how you make your money off it

porno sites is just so happens to be easier to sell,, hell if people were wanted to buy widgets from the net i would prmote it,,but dag who the hell wants to buy widgets online?

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[Ange]

I never dare

[bogo]

Originally Posted by jimmy3way

Hon, I've got good news and bad news.

Good news is I make a decent living selling internet porn.

Bad news: you only convert at 1:500 on tgp traffic. You're gonna have to hit the gym.