I told her, "This is the house that cum built"
No, really I told her that I wanted to sell pus*y online for some cold hard ca$h.
No, I told her that a guy named Tanker said I could be making like 1 million dollars by just signing up to AP. But that I had to sign up today before the offer went away. She totally believed me.
So then I took her to Vegas so Mika Tan could fondle her. MUAHAHAHAHAHA (my original plan worked, have her fondled by Mika Tan)
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