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Old 01-30-2007, 07:00 PM   #1
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Yeah! Ill be dead by 2044!!!
DEATH CLOCK

Well... i smoke almost 2 packs everyday for the last 12 years! i expect myself to die by 2030 LoL

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Sunday, April 17, 2044
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:01 PM   #2
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I know it's fake but it still werids me out so i dont do it
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:07 PM   #3
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haha im about to get old ill live 90 years LOL
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:07 PM   #4
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shit!This more d
epends on the organism
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:09 PM   #5
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depends on the health
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:10 PM   #6
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:14 PM   #7
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Thursday, August 19th, 2060. 91 years. Fuck the death clock, I will live 120 years.
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:17 PM   #8
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And yet you just discovered the internet. How little time you have left to find the rest of the really old stuff online.
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:19 PM   #9
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And yet you just discovered the internet. How little time you have left to find the rest of the really old stuff online.
Hey I like it, it says Saturday, July 25, 2065 for me. 93 sounds good.
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:52 PM   #10
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how do you manage to smoke 2 packs a day, wow...
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Old 01-30-2007, 07:53 PM   #11
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ill play

im 19 years old right now

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Old 01-30-2007, 08:06 PM   #12
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I'll be 92 years old. Hell I'll take it!
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:26 PM   #13
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I guess I am fucked
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:27 PM   #14
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i hope you're already 98

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Old 01-30-2007, 08:29 PM   #15
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:30 PM   #16
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i hope you're already 98
nope I am only 30
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:30 PM   #17
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damn I'm only going to be 74 when I die, oh well
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Old 01-30-2007, 08:32 PM   #18
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nope I am only 30
wtf! are you like a pessimist smoker 4'11 tall with a weight of 600lbs???
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Old 01-30-2007, 09:42 PM   #19
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I'm dead in 5 years holy fuck
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Old 01-31-2007, 04:09 AM   #20
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
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I'll die 64 years old

My wife:
Friday, December 26, 2081
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She'll die 101 years old



i hope she's not the reason why i didnt make it to 65 LoL!!!
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Old 01-31-2007, 04:40 AM   #21
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May 4, 2060 for me

I'll be 84
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:11 AM   #22
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we don't know what will happen in a day/week/month/year or so

so how can I bee sure when? I know for sure I will

so do you

have a good day!
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:19 AM   #23
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:12 AM   #24
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shit man, I really wanna live that long

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Old 01-31-2007, 06:25 AM   #25
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:41 AM   #26
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Allen Karrs' books will help you.
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Old 01-31-2007, 06:53 AM   #27
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You could be wrong,it depends on a lot of things. First of all i know a person who smokes since he was 12-13 and now he`s 85 and kicking so what I`m trying to say is that it depends on the person! So, who knows ? maybe you`ll live 100 years !
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:08 AM   #28
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That means I'll be almost 80... hmmm, I wanna live longer
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:22 AM   #29
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Old 01-31-2007, 07:31 AM   #30
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that is not much!!!! And i am underweight. i don't believe it!
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:05 AM   #31
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Tuesday, June 14, 2072 wtf...I'll be like fucking 90. Fuck that shit. I'm poppin' myself at 70
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Old 01-31-2007, 09:42 AM   #32
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:01 AM   #35
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Ok cool.
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Old 01-31-2007, 10:49 AM   #36
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