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goldmine 01-30-2007 07:00 PM

Yeah! Ill be dead by 2044!!!
 
DEATH CLOCK

Well... i smoke almost 2 packs everyday for the last 12 years! i expect myself to die by 2030 LoL

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, April 17, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,174,186,955

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fap 01-30-2007 07:01 PM

I know it's fake but it still werids me out so i dont do it

nitroy2k 01-30-2007 07:07 PM

Wednesday, November 16, 2078
Seconds left to live...
2,265,504,860

haha im about to get old :) ill live 90 years LOL

WZRogeR 01-30-2007 07:07 PM

shit!This more d
epends on the organism

WZRogeR 01-30-2007 07:09 PM

depends on the health

J. Falcon 01-30-2007 07:10 PM

That sucks.

he-fox 01-30-2007 07:14 PM

Thursday, August 19th, 2060. 91 years. Fuck the death clock, I will live 120 years.

StuartD 01-30-2007 07:17 PM

And yet you just discovered the internet. How little time you have left to find the rest of the really old stuff online.

goodgirl 01-30-2007 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 11822433)
And yet you just discovered the internet. How little time you have left to find the rest of the really old stuff online.

Hey I like it, it says Saturday, July 25, 2065 for me. 93 sounds good.

madawgz 01-30-2007 07:52 PM

how do you manage to smoke 2 packs a day, wow...

madawgz 01-30-2007 07:53 PM

ill play

im 19 years old right now

Tuesday, August 2, 2061
Seconds left to live...
1,719,886,106

Ribbit 01-30-2007 08:06 PM

Jan. 31 2076

I'll be 92 years old. Hell I'll take it!

I am chauncy 01-30-2007 08:26 PM

I guess I am fucked
Your Personal Day of Death is...

Saturday, August 8, 2009
Seconds left to live...79,409,067 and counting

goldmine 01-30-2007 08:27 PM

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap i hope you're already 98

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am chauncy (Post 11822781)
I guess I am fucked
Your Personal Day of Death is...

Saturday, August 8, 2009
Seconds left to live...79,409,067 and counting


CaptainHowdy 01-30-2007 08:29 PM

I'm already dead...

I am chauncy 01-30-2007 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goldmine (Post 11822783)
:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap i hope you're already 98

nope I am only 30:eyecrazy

mattz 01-30-2007 08:30 PM

damn I'm only going to be 74 when I die, oh well

goldmine 01-30-2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I am chauncy (Post 11822801)
nope I am only 30:eyecrazy

wtf! are you like a pessimist smoker 4'11 tall with a weight of 600lbs???

Juilan 01-30-2007 09:42 PM

I'm dead in 5 years holy fuck

goldmine 01-31-2007 04:09 AM

mine:
Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, April 17, 2044
Seconds left to live...
1,174,186,955
I'll die 64 years old

My wife:
Friday, December 26, 2081
Seconds left to live...
2,363,622,843
She'll die 101 years old

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

i hope she's not the reason why i didnt make it to 65 LoL!!!

OG LennyT 01-31-2007 04:40 AM

May 4, 2060 for me

I'll be 84

RBC 01-31-2007 05:11 AM

we don't know what will happen in a day/week/month/year or so

so how can I bee sure when? I know for sure I will :)

so do you

have a good day!

Scott McD 01-31-2007 05:19 AM

Quote:

Thursday, January 14, 2055
I'll need to remember and throw a party the night before... :1orglaugh

Himuro 01-31-2007 06:12 AM

shit man, I really wanna live that long

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, February 22, 2076
Seconds left to live...

cool1 01-31-2007 06:25 AM

Saturday, September 27, 2008
Seconds left to live... 52,155,408

Won't be long now :)

E$_manager 01-31-2007 06:41 AM

Allen Karrs' books will help you.

lorine 01-31-2007 06:53 AM

You could be wrong,it depends on a lot of things. First of all i know a person who smokes since he was 12-13 and now he`s 85 and kicking so what I`m trying to say is that it depends on the person! So, who knows ? maybe you`ll live 100 years !

matuloo 01-31-2007 07:08 AM

Friday, October 20, 2056
Seconds left to live...
1,568,904,857

That means I'll be almost 80... hmmm, I wanna live longer :)

Spunky 01-31-2007 07:22 AM

I'm supposed to be dead already :(

E$_manager 01-31-2007 07:31 AM

Saturday, July 27, 2058
that is not much!!!! And i am underweight. i don't believe it!

JD 01-31-2007 09:05 AM

Tuesday, June 14, 2072 wtf...I'll be like fucking 90. Fuck that shit. I'm poppin' myself at 70

molly_ca 01-31-2007 09:42 AM

Monday, August 17, 2054

Boobs 01-31-2007 09:48 AM

October 26, 2058

citizen tower 01-31-2007 09:56 AM

What the fuck is this, MySpace?

who 01-31-2007 10:01 AM

Tuesday, June 16, 2012

Ok cool.

BT 01-31-2007 10:49 AM

Saturday, October 29, 2044
Seconds left to live...

I don't want to live this long damn

MsWild 01-31-2007 04:00 PM

I don't know when I'll be staying in this world...


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