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joehoya · 01-27-2007, 05:20 AM

In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2.

1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY

2) Double teaming a girl. one guy fucks her while another gets blown. Hot on screen. Off screen, first, you are only getting half a girl. Second, whether you are fucking her or getting blown, what you are looking at is what is right in front of you, another guy. GAY GAY GAY

got any others?

teg0 · 01-27-2007, 05:39 AM

It aint gay if the balls don't tuuuuuh

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who · 01-27-2007, 06:10 AM

Sorry but 'gay' is inserting your penis into another man's anus.

Barefootsies · 01-27-2007, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by who

Sorry but 'gay' is inserting your penis into another man's anus.

The Cocksucker · 01-27-2007, 06:17 AM

Scat looks good on film but smells really bad when you are their pitching or catching.

Snap3 · 01-27-2007, 06:17 AM

joehoya, Im with ya on that one. Gay Gay Gay

Degenerate · 01-27-2007, 06:19 AM

Funny fucking post.

lazycash · 01-27-2007, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by The Cocksucker

Scat looks good on film but smells really bad when you are their pitching or catching.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-27-2007, 06:31 AM

Porn is a state of mind, and for those that create it, it is entertainment.

Put another way, getting killed in an action movie is immensely more fun than being killed in real life.

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tranza · 01-27-2007, 06:38 AM

YOU are gay.

Wagerboy · 01-27-2007, 08:07 AM

I never had a problem with a 3 some..Usually drunk or high as fuck, its not about the sex, its about laughing with your boy, etc...Never been in a real gangbang so I cant comment on that.

Wagerboy · 01-27-2007, 08:07 AM

Double post........

stickyfingerz · 01-27-2007, 08:10 AM

Grapesoda · 01-27-2007, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joehoya

In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2.

1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY

got any others?

yes, yer so totally gay and won't admit it

seven · 01-27-2007, 08:15 AM

many times it happened with bitches that i grabbed her tits at the same time my best buddy grabbed her ass even thou we didn't bang the same girl at the same time (we did same girls/sluts diff times) don't think would mind.. actually think would be fun as long as it's just a bitch & none of our girlfriends.

reynold · 01-29-2007, 02:33 AM

You have funny obseravtions.

Mad Man of Porn · 01-29-2007, 02:36 AM

Watching anal in porn is OK, but I never really cared much for packing a ho's fudge in real life.

Himuro · 01-29-2007, 03:30 AM

reality check haha

Turf · 01-29-2007, 05:39 AM

i would say double pussy penetration.. you are rubbing aginst more dick than pussy in those.. so think they are better on film than IRL..

inthecrack · 01-29-2007, 06:46 AM

I don't even like watching boy/girl, let alone boy/boy/girl. It's gotta be girl/girl or just solo girl.

blazin · 01-29-2007, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by who

Sorry but 'gay' is inserting your penis into another man's anus.

Incorrect!

Your only gay if you take it.

Persignup Qon · 01-29-2007, 07:46 AM

...good observations

SteveLightspeed · 01-29-2007, 07:53 AM

Sex on the Beach, aka, "sand in pussy". 'Nuf said.

Sveindt Beindt · 01-29-2007, 08:00 AM

Gangbang with me and a lot of girls

Onixia · 01-29-2007, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joehoya

In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2.

1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY

2) Double teaming a girl. one guy fucks her while another gets blown. Hot on screen. Off screen, first, you are only getting half a girl. Second, whether you are fucking her or getting blown, what you are looking at is what is right in front of you, another guy. GAY GAY GAY

got any others?

I dont mind about 2 guys - cause I`m getting double fun ! tested !

kilotoons · 01-29-2007, 04:55 PM

Dude you need help 4 reals

sicone · 01-29-2007, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by The Cocksucker

Scat looks good on film but smells really bad when you are their pitching or catching.

pornguy · 01-29-2007, 05:02 PM

I will have to remember this thread next time IM at a party like that. See how I feel then.

Young · 01-29-2007, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Wagerboy

I never had a problem with a 3 some..Usually drunk or high as fuck, its not about the sex, its about laughing with your boy, etc...Never been in a real gangbang so I cant comment on that.

exactly...bingo.

Young · 01-29-2007, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by inthecrack

I don't even like watching boy/girl, let alone boy/boy/girl. It's gotta be girl/girl or just solo girl.

You are a manly man! Congratulations, pat on the back.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 01-29-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Porn is a state of mind, and for those that create it, it is entertainment.

Put another way, getting killed in an action movie is immensely more fun than being killed in real life.

You must get in touch with the zen of porn...

ADG Webmaster

Damn... those banana peels dipped in absynthe make for some deep shit

Hollywood376 · 01-29-2007, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by teg0

It aint gay if the balls don't tuuuuuh

http://www.ytcracker.com/music/spamtec%20-%20apm.mp3

So...if you were blowing me that wouldn't be gay, because our balls don't touch? Methinks you may not be correct.

dissipate · 01-29-2007, 06:38 PM

What if you're giving the chick the eiffel tower?

96ukssob · 01-29-2007, 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mad Man of Porn

Watching anal in porn is OK, but I never really cared much for packing a ho's fudge in real life.

100% way of birth control prevention. ive never heard of a butt baby... yet

ayne468 · 01-29-2007, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

Damn... those banana peels dipped in absynthe make for some deep shit

Fap · 01-29-2007, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

What if you're giving the chick the eiffel tower?

definitly not gay

01-27-2007, 05:20 AM	#1
joehoya Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 82	Great In Porn, Not So Great In Real Life In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2. 1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY 2) Double teaming a girl. one guy fucks her while another gets blown. Hot on screen. Off screen, first, you are only getting half a girl. Second, whether you are fucking her or getting blown, what you are looking at is what is right in front of you, another guy. GAY GAY GAY got any others?

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