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joehoya · 01-27-2007, 05:20 AM

In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2.

1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY

2) Double teaming a girl. one guy fucks her while another gets blown. Hot on screen. Off screen, first, you are only getting half a girl. Second, whether you are fucking her or getting blown, what you are looking at is what is right in front of you, another guy. GAY GAY GAY

got any others?

01-27-2007, 05:20 AM
joehoya Registered User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 82	Great In Porn, Not So Great In Real Life In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2. 1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY 2) Double teaming a girl. one guy fucks her while another gets blown. Hot on screen. Off screen, first, you are only getting half a girl. Second, whether you are fucking her or getting blown, what you are looking at is what is right in front of you, another guy. GAY GAY GAY got any others?