Great In Porn, Not So Great In Real Life
 

In looking at my vast porn collection and comparing it with my not as vast sex life, I've come to the conclusion that there are some things that look GREAT in porn, but aren't much fun in real life. Based on personal experience here are my first 2.

1) Gang bangs: I love watching gangbangs, I've got all of those "worlds largests gang bang" movies from the 90's. Went to a gang bang once. On screen, 1 girl in a room with 50 hard cocks is hot. In person, standing with your cock out around 49 other guys with their cock out and one girl in the corner somewhere is one thing, GAY! It isn't even Bi, its completely gay. There is always some guy who "accidentally" bumps into you. Then there is the guy who blows his load early, on another guy's leg. GAY GAY GAY

2) Double teaming a girl. one guy fucks her while another gets blown. Hot on screen. Off screen, first, you are only getting half a girl. Second, whether you are fucking her or getting blown, what you are looking at is what is right in front of you, another guy. GAY GAY GAY

got any others?

It aint gay if the balls don't tuuuuuh

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Sorry but 'gay' is inserting your penis into another man's anus.

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Scat looks good on film but smells really bad when you are their pitching or catching. :1orglaugh

joehoya, Im with ya on that one. Gay Gay Gay :(

Funny fucking post.

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Porn is a state of mind, and for those that create it, it is entertainment.

Put another way, getting killed in an action movie is immensely more fun than being killed in real life.

You must get in touch with the zen of porn...

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YOU are gay.

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I never had a problem with a 3 some..Usually drunk or high as fuck, its not about the sex, its about laughing with your boy, etc...Never been in a real gangbang so I cant comment on that.

Double post........

yes, yer so totally gay and won't admit it :2 cents:

many times it happened with bitches that i grabbed her tits at the same time my best buddy grabbed her ass even thou we didn't bang the same girl at the same time (we did same girls/sluts diff times) don't think would mind.. actually think would be fun as long as it's just a bitch & none of our girlfriends.

You have funny obseravtions.

Watching anal in porn is OK, but I never really cared much for packing a ho's fudge in real life.

reality check haha

i would say double pussy penetration.. you are rubbing aginst more dick than pussy in those.. so think they are better on film than IRL..

I don't even like watching boy/girl, let alone boy/boy/girl. It's gotta be girl/girl or just solo girl.

Incorrect!

Your only gay if you take it. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh ...good observations

Sex on the Beach, aka, "sand in pussy". 'Nuf said.

Gangbang with me and a lot of girls:pimp :pimp

I dont mind about 2 guys - cause I`m getting double fun ! tested !

Dude you need help 4 reals

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I will have to remember this thread next time IM at a party like that. See how I feel then.

exactly...bingo.

You are a manly man! Congratulations, pat on the back.

Damn... those banana peels dipped in absynthe make for some deep shit :)

So...if you were blowing me that wouldn't be gay, because our balls don't touch? Methinks you may not be correct.

What if you're giving the chick the eiffel tower?

100% way of birth control prevention. ive never heard of a butt baby... yet :thumbsup

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definitly not gay