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SmokeyTheBear · 01-26-2007, 06:31 PM

You might get more than you bargained for.

nosey · 01-26-2007, 06:32 PM

lol the old squirt

Spunky · 01-26-2007, 06:33 PM

Atleast make sure your over the toilet first lol

SmokeyTheBear · 01-26-2007, 06:36 PM

even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..

Himuro · 01-26-2007, 06:37 PM

Shart Alert!!!

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-26-2007, 06:39 PM

lol the bear sharted

Scott McD · 01-26-2007, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

You might get more than you bargained for.

I'll keep it in mind...

PrivateIvy · 01-26-2007, 06:42 PM

OMG....I knew I shouldn't have clicked this thread

Guess I've been away so long I forgot where I was when I clicked

Ivy

Pointless · 01-26-2007, 06:44 PM

its even worse when you follow through out in public

Gabriel · 01-26-2007, 06:48 PM

Its always a good idea to put towels down, where you sit or lay, when you host the flu.

stickyfingerz · 01-26-2007, 06:49 PM

Does a bear shart in the woods?

Big_Red · 01-26-2007, 06:53 PM

for christ sakes smokey, stop shitting yourself.

King Adam · 01-26-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..

Dude ... you are cracking me up here.

RawAlex · 01-26-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

Does a bear shart in the woods?

No, apparently more like in his pants...

Tom_PM · 01-26-2007, 06:56 PM

It's from shared experiences like this that we slowly better ourselves. I guess, lol

Meaty&Needy · 01-26-2007, 08:00 PM

Rrred and I just had the 24 hr. flu, I didnt make that big a mess, but I'll never trust *that* fart again!

SmokeyTheBear · 01-26-2007, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meaty&Needy

Rrred and I just had the 24 hr. flu, I didnt make that big a mess, but I'll never trust *that* fart again!

lol new niche..

" the fart that wasn't "

www.trickfarts.com ( if this exists im gonna shit myself ), no pun intended

starpimps · 01-26-2007, 08:16 PM

LOL
i love this thread, those wet farts are boxer killers

SPACE GLIDER · 01-26-2007, 08:19 PM

wow that's gross

Helix · 01-26-2007, 08:31 PM

The dreaded mud butt

shekinah · 01-26-2007, 09:11 PM

Just be sure the toilet is right behind you everytime

BV · 01-26-2007, 09:12 PM

i just got over a bad case of the flu,

Last Sunday i woke up out of bed with that funny feeling before you get nauseous, a few moments later was the first of 13 hours of straight puking and shitting.

I never had the flu like that before. I was so weak it took 3 days after that before I was back 100%.

Boobs · 01-26-2007, 09:13 PM

S-h-a-r-t

ayne468 · 01-26-2007, 09:16 PM

...you guys are full of shit lol!

Strickie · 01-26-2007, 10:05 PM

i laughed so hard when i saw the title that i almost sharted

pornguy · 01-26-2007, 10:11 PM

DONT SLEEP NAKED either. No underware to catch the sleeping mistake.

2012 · 01-26-2007, 11:10 PM

Just make sure you have a thick pair of boxers at all times ( or butt huggers ). That is the only reason men wear underwear anyway..... like Direct TV. It's a no brainer...

Too much coffee too will give you a case of the squirts !

B E W A R E

madawgz · 01-26-2007, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..

damn that sucks

geedub · 01-26-2007, 11:18 PM

the good ole' shart. lol aint that a bitch

bobby666 · 01-27-2007, 12:41 AM

thanks for the info

JD · 01-27-2007, 12:46 AM

haha holy fuck man hahahahahahaha

Fizzgig · 01-27-2007, 12:51 AM

Too much information!

SomeCreep · 01-27-2007, 12:53 AM

This thread "stinks"

Matt 26z · 01-27-2007, 01:23 AM

Take Pepto Bismol. That will stop it.

Vitasoy · 01-27-2007, 02:51 AM

I hear ya man, I hear ya.

CyberHustler · 01-27-2007, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

You might get more than you bargained for.

DraX · 01-27-2007, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..

Hilarious

sicone · 01-27-2007, 04:49 AM

thanks for sharing

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