p.s. DONT FART when you have the FLU
 

You might get more than you bargained for.

lol the old squirt

Atleast make sure your over the toilet first lol

:1orglaugh even when your brain convinces you its a fart 9/10 its not.

p.s. anyone knows some good online bulk underwear stores ?

Its funny because i know better too , im no rookie lol but it spoke to me " dont worry smokey its just a fart let me pass " then blam..

Shart Alert!!!

lol the bear sharted

I'll keep it in mind... :1orglaugh

OMG....I knew I shouldn't have clicked this thread :1orglaugh Guess I've been away so long I forgot where I was when I clicked :winkwink:

Ivy

its even worse when you follow through out in public

Its always a good idea to put towels down, where you sit or lay, when you host the flu.

Does a bear shart in the woods?

for christ sakes smokey, stop shitting yourself.:upsidedow

Dude ... you are cracking me up here. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No, apparently more like in his pants... :error :error :error

It's from shared experiences like this that we slowly better ourselves. I guess, lol

:pimp

Rrred and I just had the 24 hr. flu, I didnt make that big a mess, but I'll never trust *that* fart again!:fart

lol new niche..

" the fart that wasn't "

www.trickfarts.com ( if this exists im gonna shit myself ), no pun intended

LOL
i love this thread, those wet farts are boxer killers

wow that's gross

The dreaded mud butt :(

Just be sure the toilet is right behind you everytime:1orglaugh

i just got over a bad case of the flu,

Last Sunday i woke up out of bed with that funny feeling before you get nauseous, a few moments later was the first of 13 hours of straight puking and shitting.

I never had the flu like that before. I was so weak it took 3 days after that before I was back 100%.

S-h-a-r-t

...you guys are full of shit lol! :)

i laughed so hard when i saw the title that i almost sharted

DONT SLEEP NAKED either. No underware to catch the sleeping mistake.

Just make sure you have a thick pair of boxers at all times ( or butt huggers ). That is the only reason men wear underwear anyway..... like Direct TV. It's a no brainer...

Too much coffee too will give you a case of the squirts !

B E W A R E

damn that sucks :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the good ole' shart. lol aint that a bitch

thanks for the info

haha holy fuck man hahahahahahaha

Too much information!
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb007.gif

This thread "stinks"

:fart :fart :fart

Take Pepto Bismol. That will stop it.

I hear ya man, I hear ya.

Hilarious :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

thanks for sharing