the girl at the chip shop - GoFuckYourself.com

hahmike · 07-30-2002, 06:22 AM

she is steaming hot!

way back when, this chick used to go to the same school as me.

i thought i grew out of having erections in public places when i was 14. i thought i'd never be desperate "for it" again when i hit 20 and discovered that all the campus chicks really wanted was the occasional piece of casual/drunken action. how wrong i was. this broad is just too fine.

now, i don't want to sound like a pig... (even though i probably am), but any ideas on plans of attack?

i thought about jumping over the cash register and sticking my dick in her face, but i don't think that'd go down to well with the other customers.

thing is, i'm nervous as fuck whenever i talk to her. not because i've usually got a wang on, but because there are always a shitload of other customers that seem to be "judging" whenever i go there.

... if all i had was the chance to shove my tongue down her throat, then i'd be happy for a long, long time.

DrewKole · 07-30-2002, 06:24 AM

fuckin virgins.

hahmike · 07-30-2002, 06:25 AM

i knew someone would say that... but i was hoping it'd be labret.

mrthumbs · 07-30-2002, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
fuckin virgins.

dantheman · 07-30-2002, 06:27 AM

fuck the other customers, jump over the counter and stick your dick in her face. That'll end your problems. either she'll like you and your dick or call the cops.

NEXt

HomeGrown · 07-30-2002, 06:31 AM

First get some balls

Second find a party or some place to go to. Then ask her for her phone number. Easy, it's only life, don't regret not asking her

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-30-2002, 06:32 AM

Mike ... just lower your sunglasses on the bridge of your nose ...
say "What the fuck ... ", and then just do it !!! Make your move !

Fuck what the customers think ... she's either gonna dig ya ... or slap ya...

Go in with the expectation of getting slapped ... so that at least your ego will not get bruised, and you can leave with a big-assed silly grin on your face, hit the pub, and tell your mates all about how exquisite her tonsils were !!

There is the chance that she may actually dig you ... and the fact that you were that brazen about showing her how much you like her might actually IMPRESS her .. (stranger things have happened ...)

Or she may slap you now ... but in a week's time her curiousity - how you are in the sack will get the best of her, and she will give you a booty call one night ...

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BRO !!!

(side note to GFYers ... I sure hope her HUGE boyfriend does not kick the stuffing outta
Dear Ol' Mike ... )

hahmike · 07-30-2002, 06:34 AM

usually it is the guys with the "i'm a fuckin pimp, mah nigga" attitude that are the biggest losers with women.

i'm not ashamed to admit... i've tried it on with some less than average chicks when tanked up, and even when i'm not... even been threatened by a few.

Dildozer · 07-30-2002, 06:39 AM

Ya don't try a porn movie scenario
The "hey baby suck on this" just doesn't work anymore

zip · 07-30-2002, 06:41 AM

Sounds like you have a problem

DrewKole · 07-30-2002, 06:41 AM

Go with hungry's advice... he's a true playa... holla! :P

Or... you could just pull out a wad of cash, and pay for some icecream with $1k, if her eyes dont open... then she's not a slut, and you wouldnt have a chance anyways.

hyper · 07-30-2002, 06:55 AM

throw that bitch a fifty
and fuck her in the backroom

Dildozer · 07-30-2002, 06:56 AM

Ask her to gently bend over

B40 · 07-30-2002, 07:08 AM

Ok I have to ask you this, wtf is a chip shop?

DrewKole · 07-30-2002, 07:11 AM

I think he means a shop were 18 year old teens hang around listening to Britney Spears, and harassing girls, in a way so that their friends don't think they are "totally gay".

corvette · 07-30-2002, 07:21 AM

Girls are generally shyer then men are. A girl could be standing in the corner of a club, watching guys walk by, thinking, "hey, I might like that one, or that one, etc" but unless one of them walked up and started talking to her, nothing happens

Think of it this way, let?s say that you are in a club and all these cute girls walk by you. You don?t do anything. Say that they all started talking to you, would you be interested? Of course

The point is that you never know until you try. She might think that she would hook up with you, if the opportunity arises.

There is nothing to lose by trying, so what if you get shot down?

That is like declining an offer to participate in a game show where you might win 10K

Why not try?

A long time ago, this guy who I thought was a complete moron, told me 1 thing that i still remember clearly, the smartest thing that I heard out of his mouth

"I pick up on 100 girls, I get 20 of them"

Beautiful

bhutocracy · 07-30-2002, 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by B40
Ok I have to ask you this, wtf is a chip shop?

??

chips... y'know.. fish and chips.. sliced potato..

B40 · 07-30-2002, 07:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
Think of it this way, bro

Girls are generally shyer then men are. A girl could be standing in the corner of a club, watching guys walk by, thinking, "hey, I might like that on, or that one, etc" but unless one of them walked up and started talking to her, nothing happens

Think of it this way, let?s say that you are in a club and all these cure girls walk by you. You don?t do anything. Say that they all started talking to you, would you be interested? Of course

The point is that you never know until you try. She might think that she would hook up with you, if the opportunity arises.

There is nothing to lose by trying, so what if you get shot down?

That is like declining an offer to participate in a game show where you might win 10K

Why not try?

A long time ago, this guy who I thought was a complete moron, told me 1 thing that i still remember clearly

"I pick up on 100 girls, I get 20 of them"

Beautiful

Might want to think about your reputation if you're seen talking to a different girl every 15 minutes. Especially if you're from a small town and people know each other.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-30-2002, 07:26 AM

Yep ... alot of what I was saying in corvetts advice bro .... take the chance ...

Alot better than living to regret that you didn't ...

corvette · 07-30-2002, 07:29 AM

hungryman knows whats up ;)

VoodooMachine · 07-30-2002, 07:33 AM

hungryman is right.
regrets suck.

"Just like the time Mr.T was at the mall. And I kept telling myself, I'll go later, I'll go later. And when I finally went, he was already gone. And when I asked the security guard if he would be back. He said he didn't know. He didn't know!"
-Homer J. Simpson

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-30-2002, 07:35 AM

Heheheheheee

SIMPSONS ROCK !!!

[Labret] · 07-30-2002, 07:37 AM

asking how to get women on gfy is like asking the British about oral hygeine.

pointless.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 07-30-2002, 07:43 AM

Hey ... if THIS UGLY MUG can do very well in the ladies department ... I gotta know a few things ....

foe · 07-30-2002, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DrewKole
fuckin virgins.

Chauncy · 07-30-2002, 08:39 AM

dude its all about confidence I am an ugly motherfucker and I have a smoking hot gf you have to make her think that you already know that she wants to fuck your brains out and your not really in a hurry to take her up on that offer

hahmike · 07-30-2002, 02:11 PM

solid words, bro's.

did i forget to mention this is a family business?

seems like she is surrounded by at least one family member each time. kind of a catch 22. sucks.

Alky · 07-30-2002, 02:21 PM

like chauncy said, just show confidence... even if the girl plays you out just laugh it off and walk away. i ALWAYS say something stupid for my first line just to get them to laugh and then move your way in. im not saying using one of them premade pickup lines like are those space shoes your wearing cause your our of this world. cause she might whack you.

mike.

Pipecrew · 07-30-2002, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alky
like chauncy said, just show confidence... even if the girl plays you out just laugh it off and walk away. i ALWAYS say something stupid for my first line just to get them to laugh and then move your way in. im not saying using one of them premade pickup lines like are those space shoes your wearing cause your our of this world. cause she might whack you.

mike.

My sister dumped this guy after a week, I got this kid into porn!

Alky · 07-30-2002, 03:17 PM

rofl, eat me

07-30-2002, 06:22 AM	#1
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	the girl at the chip shop she is steaming hot! way back when, this chick used to go to the same school as me. i thought i grew out of having erections in public places when i was 14. i thought i'd never be desperate "for it" again when i hit 20 and discovered that all the campus chicks really wanted was the occasional piece of casual/drunken action. how wrong i was. this broad is just too fine. now, i don't want to sound like a pig... (even though i probably am), but any ideas on plans of attack? i thought about jumping over the cash register and sticking my dick in her face, but i don't think that'd go down to well with the other customers. thing is, i'm nervous as fuck whenever i talk to her. not because i've usually got a wang on, but because there are always a shitload of other customers that seem to be "judging" whenever i go there. ... if all i had was the chance to shove my tongue down her throat, then i'd be happy for a long, long time. Last edited by hahmike; 07-30-2002 at 06:24 AM..

07-30-2002, 06:27 AM	#5
dantheman OG Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 3,308	fuck the other customers, jump over the counter and stick your dick in her face. That'll end your problems. either she'll like you and your dick or call the cops. NEXt __________________ M3server.com VPS>Get your 2nd month free Ded>$100 off your 2nd month since 1996 icq-25135623 dannyh at~m3server DOT com

07-30-2002, 06:32 AM	#7
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Mike ... just lower your sunglasses on the bridge of your nose ... say "What the fuck ... ", and then just do it !!! Make your move ! Fuck what the customers think ... she's either gonna dig ya ... or slap ya... Go in with the expectation of getting slapped ... so that at least your ego will not get bruised, and you can leave with a big-assed silly grin on your face, hit the pub, and tell your mates all about how exquisite her tonsils were !! There is the chance that she may actually dig you ... and the fact that you were that brazen about showing her how much you like her might actually IMPRESS her .. (stranger things have happened ...) Or she may slap you now ... but in a week's time her curiousity - how you are in the sack will get the best of her, and she will give you a booty call one night ... YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BRO !!! (side note to GFYers ... I sure hope her HUGE boyfriend does not kick the stuffing outta Dear Ol' Mike ... ) __________________ Last edited by -=HUNGRYMAN=-; 07-30-2002 at 06:37 AM..

07-30-2002, 06:34 AM	#8
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	usually it is the guys with the "i'm a fuckin pimp, mah nigga" attitude that are the biggest losers with women. i'm not ashamed to admit... i've tried it on with some less than average chicks when tanked up, and even when i'm not... even been threatened by a few. Last edited by hahmike; 07-30-2002 at 06:35 AM..

07-30-2002, 06:39 AM	#9
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Ya don't try a porn movie scenario The "hey baby suck on this" just doesn't work anymore __________________ Spam link here

07-30-2002, 06:24 AM	#2
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	fuckin virgins.

07-30-2002, 06:25 AM	#3
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	i knew someone would say that... but i was hoping it'd be labret.

07-30-2002, 06:31 AM	#6
HomeGrown Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 345	First get some balls Second find a party or some place to go to. Then ask her for her phone number. Easy, it's only life, don't regret not asking her

07-30-2002, 06:41 AM	#10
zip Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: under the bridge Posts: 567	Sounds like you have a problem

07-30-2002, 06:55 AM	#12
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	throw that bitch a fifty and fuck her in the backroom __________________

07-30-2002, 06:56 AM	#13
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Ask her to gently bend over __________________ Spam link here

07-30-2002, 07:08 AM	#14
B40 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 7,020	Ok I have to ask you this, wtf is a chip shop? __________________

07-30-2002, 07:11 AM	#15
DrewKole Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 5,193	I think he means a shop were 18 year old teens hang around listening to Britney Spears, and harassing girls, in a way so that their friends don't think they are "totally gay".

07-30-2002, 07:21 AM	#16
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	Girls are generally shyer then men are. A girl could be standing in the corner of a club, watching guys walk by, thinking, "hey, I might like that one, or that one, etc" but unless one of them walked up and started talking to her, nothing happens Think of it this way, let?s say that you are in a club and all these cute girls walk by you. You don?t do anything. Say that they all started talking to you, would you be interested? Of course The point is that you never know until you try. She might think that she would hook up with you, if the opportunity arises. There is nothing to lose by trying, so what if you get shot down? That is like declining an offer to participate in a game show where you might win 10K Why not try? A long time ago, this guy who I thought was a complete moron, told me 1 thing that i still remember clearly, the smartest thing that I heard out of his mouth "I pick up on 100 girls, I get 20 of them" Beautiful __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP Last edited by corvett; 07-30-2002 at 07:26 AM..

07-30-2002, 07:26 AM	#19
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Yep ... alot of what I was saying in corvetts advice bro .... take the chance ... Alot better than living to regret that you didn't ... __________________

07-30-2002, 07:29 AM	#20
corvette Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: scottsdale Posts: 7,880	hungryman knows whats up ;) __________________ If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

07-30-2002, 07:33 AM	#21
VoodooMachine Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 49	hungryman is right. regrets suck. "Just like the time Mr.T was at the mall. And I kept telling myself, I'll go later, I'll go later. And when I finally went, he was already gone. And when I asked the security guard if he would be back. He said he didn't know. He didn't know!" -Homer J. Simpson __________________ <A HREF="http://www.voodoomachines.com"><IMG SRC="http://voodoo.griprod.com/voodoomachine03.gif" BORDER=0 ><BR><B>www.VoodooMachine.com - The World's First Digital Drug</B></A><BR>Webmaster Program Just Launched - Signup Now!</P>

07-30-2002, 07:35 AM	#22
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Heheheheheee SIMPSONS ROCK !!! __________________

07-30-2002, 07:37 AM	#23
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	asking how to get women on gfy is like asking the British about oral hygeine. pointless.

07-30-2002, 07:43 AM	#24
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Hey ... if THIS UGLY MUG can do very well in the ladies department ... I gotta know a few things .... __________________

07-30-2002, 08:39 AM	#26
Chauncy Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Detroit Posts: 642	dude its all about confidence I am an ugly motherfucker and I have a smoking hot gf you have to make her think that you already know that she wants to fuck your brains out and your not really in a hurry to take her up on that offer Last edited by Chauncy; 07-30-2002 at 08:41 AM..

07-30-2002, 02:11 PM	#27
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	solid words, bro's. did i forget to mention this is a family business? seems like she is surrounded by at least one family member each time. kind of a catch 22. sucks.

07-30-2002, 02:21 PM	#28
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	like chauncy said, just show confidence... even if the girl plays you out just laugh it off and walk away. i ALWAYS say something stupid for my first line just to get them to laugh and then move your way in. im not saying using one of them premade pickup lines like are those space shoes your wearing cause your our of this world. cause she might whack you. mike.

07-30-2002, 03:17 PM	#30
Alky Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 5,651	rofl, eat me