the girl at the chip shop
 

she is steaming hot! :thumbsup way back when, this chick used to go to the same school as me.

i thought i grew out of having erections in public places when i was 14. i thought i'd never be desperate "for it" again when i hit 20 and discovered that all the campus chicks really wanted was the occasional piece of casual/drunken action. how wrong i was. this broad is just too fine.

now, i don't want to sound like a pig... (even though i probably am), but any ideas on plans of attack?

i thought about jumping over the cash register and sticking my dick in her face, but i don't think that'd go down to well with the other customers.

thing is, i'm nervous as fuck whenever i talk to her. not because i've usually got a wang on, but because there are always a shitload of other customers that seem to be "judging" whenever i go there. :mad: ... if all i had was the chance to shove my tongue down her throat, then i'd be happy for a long, long time. :Graucho

fuckin virgins.

i knew someone would say that... but i was hoping it'd be labret. :)

:1orglaugh

fuck the other customers, jump over the counter and stick your dick in her face. That'll end your problems. either she'll like you and your dick or call the cops.

NEXt:)


:rasta

First get some balls :) Second find a party or some place to go to. Then ask her for her phone number. Easy, it's only life, don't regret not asking her :)

Mike ... just lower your sunglasses on the bridge of your nose ...
say "What the fuck ... ", and then just do it !!! Make your move !

Fuck what the customers think ... she's either gonna dig ya ... or slap ya...

Go in with the expectation of getting slapped ... so that at least your ego will not get bruised, and you can leave with a big-assed silly grin on your face, hit the pub, and tell your mates all about how exquisite her tonsils were !! :Graucho

There is the chance that she may actually dig you ... and the fact that you were that brazen about showing her how much you like her might actually IMPRESS her .. (stranger things have happened ...) :winkwink:

Or she may slap you now ... but in a week's time her curiousity - how you are in the sack will get the best of her, and she will give you a booty call one night ... :thumbsup

YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BRO !!!

(side note to GFYers ... I sure hope her HUGE boyfriend does not kick the stuffing outta
Dear Ol' Mike ... ) :eek2

usually it is the guys with the "i'm a fuckin pimp, mah nigga" attitude that are the biggest losers with women. :)

i'm not ashamed to admit... i've tried it on with some less than average chicks when tanked up, and even when i'm not... even been threatened by a few. :winkwink: :warning

Ya don't try a porn movie scenario
The "hey baby suck on this" just doesn't work anymore

Sounds like you have a problem

Go with hungry's advice... he's a true playa... holla! :P

Or... you could just pull out a wad of cash, and pay for some icecream with $1k, if her eyes dont open... then she's not a slut, and you wouldnt have a chance anyways.

throw that bitch a fifty
and fuck her in the backroom

Ask her to gently bend over

Ok I have to ask you this, wtf is a chip shop?

I think he means a shop were 18 year old teens hang around listening to Britney Spears, and harassing girls, in a way so that their friends don't think they are "totally gay".

Girls are generally shyer then men are. A girl could be standing in the corner of a club, watching guys walk by, thinking, "hey, I might like that one, or that one, etc" but unless one of them walked up and started talking to her, nothing happens

Think of it this way, let?s say that you are in a club and all these cute girls walk by you. You don?t do anything. Say that they all started talking to you, would you be interested? Of course

The point is that you never know until you try. She might think that she would hook up with you, if the opportunity arises.

There is nothing to lose by trying, so what if you get shot down?

That is like declining an offer to participate in a game show where you might win 10K

Why not try?

A long time ago, this guy who I thought was a complete moron, told me 1 thing that i still remember clearly, the smartest thing that I heard out of his mouth

"I pick up on 100 girls, I get 20 of them"

Beautiful

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chips... y'know.. fish and chips.. sliced potato..

Might want to think about your reputation if you're seen talking to a different girl every 15 minutes. Especially if you're from a small town and people know each other.

Yep ... alot of what I was saying in corvetts advice bro .... take the chance ...

Alot better than living to regret that you didn't ...

hungryman knows whats up ;)

hungryman is right.
regrets suck.

"Just like the time Mr.T was at the mall. And I kept telling myself, I'll go later, I'll go later. And when I finally went, he was already gone. And when I asked the security guard if he would be back. He said he didn't know. He didn't know!"
-Homer J. Simpson

Heheheheheee

SIMPSONS ROCK !!! :thumbsup :thumbsup

asking how to get women on gfy is like asking the British about oral hygeine.

pointless.

Hey ... if THIS UGLY MUG can do very well in the ladies department ... I gotta know a few things ....

:Graucho

:1orglaugh

dude its all about confidence I am an ugly motherfucker and I have a smoking hot gf you have to make her think that you already know that she wants to fuck your brains out and your not really in a hurry to take her up on that offer

solid words, bro's.

did i forget to mention this is a family business? :(

seems like she is surrounded by at least one family member each time. kind of a catch 22. sucks.

like chauncy said, just show confidence... even if the girl plays you out just laugh it off and walk away. i ALWAYS say something stupid for my first line just to get them to laugh and then move your way in. im not saying using one of them premade pickup lines like are those space shoes your wearing cause your our of this world. cause she might whack you.

mike.

My sister dumped this guy after a week, I got this kid into porn! :ak47:

rofl, eat me